| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #44 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 3 |
| #70 | Apathargic Bandersnatch | 1 |
| #267 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 6 |
| #221 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 5 |
| #291 | Bash-Ōs cereal | 1 |
| #77 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 2 |
| #562 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 2 |
| #502 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 2 |
| #255 | Bohemian rhapsody | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #226 | Cookbook of the Damned | 2 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #55 | El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) | 11 |
| #113 | El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) | 6 |
| #130 | El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) | 2 |
| #96 | El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) | 11 |
| #163 | El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) | 5 |
| #109 | El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) | 6 |
| #270 | Elmley shades | 3 |
| #209 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #196 | Let Me Be! | 7 |
| #1560 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 2 |
| #285 | Maxing, Relaxing | 4 |
| #31 | Prelude of Precision | 3 |
| #493 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 3 |
| #945 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #592 | Tales from the Fireside | 2 |
| #935 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #1447 | battered Crimbo Crate | 2 |
| #2978 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 4 |
| #448 | blue snowcone | 15 |
| #386 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 3 |
| #1272 | buckyball | 2 |
| #41 | candy cornucopia | 2 |
| #470 | candy kneecapping stick | 5 |
| #3108 | candy stake | 2 |
| #586 | canteen of wine | 44 |
| #481 | chocolate filthy lucre | 5 |
| #428 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 3 |
| #59 | comfy coffin | 12 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #99 | cotton candy cocoon | 1 |
| #262 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #46 | curmudgel | 30 |
| #227 | cursed black pearl onion | 7 |
| #322 | cursed cannonball | 2 |
| #302 | cursed piece of thirteen | 2 |
| #383 | cursed sea biscuit | 2 |
| #432 | cursed voodoo skull | 1 |
| #507 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1012 | doll house | 3 |
| #1168 | dollhive | 3 |
| #638 | dusty Crimbo crate | 16 |
| #828 | elven limbos gingerbread | 13 |
| #1339 | elven cellocello | 15 |
| #1273 | elven moonshine | 3 |
| #971 | elven socks | 3 |
| #1391 | elven suicide capsule | 13 |
| #761 | evil teddy bear | 15 |
| #160 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 25 |
| #283 | fancy chocolate | 10 |
| #968 | festive holiday hat | 3 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #323 | freezin' bindle | 2 |
| #509 | gray bow tie | 13 |
| #192 | hovering sombrero | 2 |
| #71 | infant sandworm | 1 |
| #304 | invisible bag | 3 |
| #1862 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #459 | knuckle sandwich | 50 |
| #626 | licorice garrote | 4 |
| #363 | night-vision goggles | 5 |
| #805 | pack of KWE trading card | 4 |
| #454 | panhandle panhandling hat | 2 |
| #497 | patent leather shoes | 13 |
| #606 | penguin thesaurus | 11 |
| #297 | round green sunglasses | 2 |
| #2416 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #511 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
| #82 | spooky bindle | 9 |
| #140 | spooky rattling cigar box | 1 |
| #63 | squamous polyp | 1 |
| #487 | stained mattress | 2 |
| #532 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 26 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #295 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 4 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1794 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #2859 | tiny plastic angry goat | 6 |
| #2557 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 7 |
| #3316 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 5 |
| #1716 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 3 |
| #3304 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 5 |
| #3968 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 4 |
| #3300 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 5 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #2255 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 8 |
| #3965 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 4 |
| #3342 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 5 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3310 | tiny plastic grue | 5 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #2462 | tiny plastic killer bee | 7 |
| #4876 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #6184 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #2827 | tiny plastic mosquito | 6 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1345 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 4 |
| #3921 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 4 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2610 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #4010 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #3948 | tiny plastic stab bat | 4 |
| #2841 | tiny plastic star starfish | 6 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2659 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |