| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #845 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #51 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 9 |
| #1395 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 8 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #468 | Boss Bat bling | 7 |
| #2260 | Boss Bat britches | 2 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1937 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #1558 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2647 | Crown of the Goblin King | 5 |
| #1295 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 2 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #218 | FDKOL commendation | 2,880 |
| #30 | FDKOL fire hose | 1 |
| #774 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #775 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #978 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 26 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #787 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 2 |
| #1201 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 3 |
| #387 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 16 |
| #912 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #78 | double-ice box | 1 |
| #103 | double-ice britches | 1 |
| #170 | double-ice cap | 1 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #81 | fireman's helmet | 1 |
| #1652 | handful of confetti | 22 |
| #911 | obsidian dagger | 19 |
| #1162 | old sweatpants | 28 |
| #684 | paperclip | 30 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #504 | really dense meat stack | 13 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1541 | solid gold bowling ball | 6 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1940 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 13 |
| #3927 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 10 |
| #3527 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 12 |
| #1907 | stuffed Meat | 14 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #6358 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #4150 | stuffed cocoabo | 9 |
| #3417 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 13 |
| #4944 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 7 |
| #3811 | stuffed hand turkey | 11 |
| #1475 | stuffed key | 21 |
| #6997 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #2067 | stuffed mink | 11 |
| #1802 | stuffed monocle | 16 |
| #3801 | stuffed scary death orb | 11 |
| #5785 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 5 |
| #4393 | stuffed snowy owl | 8 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3725 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 11 |
| #2306 | stuffed teddy butler | 8 |
| #1848 | stuffed tin of caviar | 15 |
| #2688 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #6336 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |