| #650 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #256 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #36 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 16 |
| #40 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 15 |
| #498 | BGE merchandise order form | 7 |
| #53 | BGE pocket calendar | 10 |
| #18 | BGE shotglass | 177 |
| #92 | BGE temporary tattoo | 8 |
| #47 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 16 |
| #92 | BitterSweetTarts | 28 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1019 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1008 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #633 | CRIMBCO mug | 17 |
| #698 | CRIMBCO scrip | 190 |
| #453 | CRIMBCO wine | 17 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 3 |
| #786 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 5 |
| #824 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 5 |
| #467 | Crimbo candied pecan | 23 |
| #454 | Crimbo fudge | 24 |
| #510 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 20 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2286 | Crimbuck | 16 |
| #394 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 16 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #561 | Instant Karma | 9 |
| #65 | Polka Pop | 27 |
| #118 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 19 |
| #158 | The Joy of Wassailing | 18 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #611 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 3 |
| #701 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #96 | Workytime Tea | 24 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #736 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #624 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #580 | antique hand mirror | 2 |
| #534 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #573 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #930 | antique record album | 1 |
| #588 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #44 | bacon bath ball | 17 |
| #1036 | bath ball gift set | 3 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #403 | bowl of fishysoisse | 2 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #736 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 5 |
| #470 | candy kneecapping stick | 5 |
| #1466 | candy knuckles | 2 |
| #508 | cement sandals | 2 |
| #85 | chocolate bath ball | 10 |
| #430 | chocolate cigar | 3 |
| #394 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #4 | clockwork sphere | 162 |
| #56 | corrupted data | 401 |
| #262 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #691 | elven cellocello | 26 |
| #500 | elven moonshine | 21 |
| #693 | elven suicide capsule | 25 |
| #314 | epic wad | 1 |
| #1009 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #411 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #686 | festive sausage | 2 |
| #164 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #1884 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 3 |
| #221 | glacial sapphire | 3 |
| #2200 | handful of confetti | 14 |
| #794 | herringcello | 23 |
| #228 | hobo nickel | 1,287 |
| #626 | holiday cheese log | 2 |
| #89 | incense bath ball | 11 |
| #1885 | irradiated candy cane | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #531 | jawbruiser | 5 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #1830 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #510 | live wire | 2 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #295 | motivational poster | 14 |
| #76 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 4 |
| #489 | night-vision goggles | 4 |
| #601 | oozenog | 6 |
| #180 | pair of bolt cutters | 11 |
| #516 | passable elf mask | 9 |
| #657 | penguin focaccia bread | 25 |
| #85 | pile of loose snow | 2 |
| #611 | pocketwatch on a chain | 5 |
| #336 | poison pen | 5 |
| #29 | portable photocopier | 156 |
| #150 | sleeping stocking | 17 |
| #916 | slow jam collection | 3 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #66 | space jam | 14 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1103 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #49 | squirming egg sac | 254 |
| #1711 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #640 | throwing wrench | 7 |
| #60 | toe jam | 14 |
| #63 | traffic jam | 14 |
| #1782 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #239 | twinkly wad | 1,051 |
| #1649 | twitching claw | 1 |
| #208 | unstable quark | 3 |