| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #36 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 16 |
| #40 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 15 |
| #498 | BGE merchandise order form | 7 |
| #53 | BGE pocket calendar | 10 |
| #18 | BGE shotglass | 177 |
| #92 | BGE temporary tattoo | 8 |
| #47 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 16 |
| #93 | BitterSweetTarts | 28 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #632 | CRIMBCO mug | 17 |
| #699 | CRIMBCO scrip | 190 |
| #453 | CRIMBCO wine | 17 |
| #1701 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 3 |
| #785 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 5 |
| #817 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 5 |
| #465 | Crimbo candied pecan | 23 |
| #454 | Crimbo fudge | 24 |
| #510 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 20 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2281 | Crimbuck | 16 |
| #393 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 16 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #64 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #549 | Instant Karma | 9 |
| #65 | Polka Pop | 27 |
| #118 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 19 |
| #158 | The Joy of Wassailing | 18 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #611 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 3 |
| #700 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #97 | Workytime Tea | 24 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #734 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #623 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #581 | antique hand mirror | 2 |
| #533 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #572 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #586 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #45 | bacon bath ball | 17 |
| #1036 | bath ball gift set | 3 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #403 | bowl of fishysoisse | 2 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #737 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 5 |
| #468 | candy kneecapping stick | 5 |
| #1468 | candy knuckles | 2 |
| #508 | cement sandals | 2 |
| #87 | chocolate bath ball | 10 |
| #430 | chocolate cigar | 3 |
| #392 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #4 | clockwork sphere | 162 |
| #56 | corrupted data | 401 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #688 | elven cellocello | 26 |
| #501 | elven moonshine | 21 |
| #691 | elven suicide capsule | 25 |
| #313 | epic wad | 1 |
| #1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #689 | festive sausage | 2 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #1885 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 3 |
| #221 | glacial sapphire | 3 |
| #2197 | handful of confetti | 14 |
| #792 | herringcello | 23 |
| #228 | hobo nickel | 1,287 |
| #627 | holiday cheese log | 2 |
| #90 | incense bath ball | 11 |
| #1887 | irradiated candy cane | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #531 | jawbruiser | 5 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #1828 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #510 | live wire | 2 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #296 | motivational poster | 14 |
| #78 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 4 |
| #489 | night-vision goggles | 4 |
| #601 | oozenog | 6 |
| #180 | pair of bolt cutters | 11 |
| #516 | passable elf mask | 9 |
| #657 | penguin focaccia bread | 25 |
| #85 | pile of loose snow | 2 |
| #611 | pocketwatch on a chain | 5 |
| #336 | poison pen | 5 |
| #30 | portable photocopier | 156 |
| #150 | sleeping stocking | 17 |
| #916 | slow jam collection | 3 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #66 | space jam | 14 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1100 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #49 | squirming egg sac | 254 |
| #1713 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #2144 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #640 | throwing wrench | 7 |
| #59 | toe jam | 14 |
| #62 | traffic jam | 14 |
| #1783 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #238 | twinkly wad | 1,051 |
| #1650 | twitching claw | 1 |
| #208 | unstable quark | 3 |