| #46 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 103 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #534 | Angelhair Culottes | 2 |
| #24 | Ass-Stompers of Violence | 1 |
| #530 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 2 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #3370 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #1167 | Boss Bat bling | 2 |
| #2260 | Boss Bat britches | 2 |
| #40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #10 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 2 |
| #102 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #24 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
| #32 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #143 | CRIMBCO mug | 109 |
| #95 | CRIMBCO wine | 66 |
| 🥇 | Chef Boy, R&D's business card | 1 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #82 | Chroner | 1,172 |
| 🥉 | Clan VIP Lounge key | 1 |
| #246 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 4 |
| #1871 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #1474 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #19 | Cold Stone of Hatred | 1 |
| #26 | Covers-Your-Head | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| 🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
| #368 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 17 |
| #65 | Dreadsylvanian seed pod | 4 |
| #1103 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #947 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #91 | FDKOL commendation | 7,962 |
| #21 | Freddy Kruegerand | 1,132 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #367 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 3 |
| #377 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 3 |
| #743 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #22 | Great Wolf's right paw | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #130 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #481 | Instant Karma | 11 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #20 | Jodhpurs of Violence | 1 |
| #248 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 4 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| #303 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 47 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #775 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| 🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #1132 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 22 |
| #11 | Mer-kin gladiator mask | 1 |
| #13 | Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece | 1 |
| #14 | Mer-kin scholar mask | 1 |
| #13 | Mer-kin scholar tailpiece | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #101 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #840 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 4 |
| #10 | Space Trip safety headphones | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #20 | Staff of Simmering Hatred | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| #1000 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 3 |
| #179 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 69 |
| 🥇 | Tickle-Me Emilio | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| 🥈 | Uncle Crimbo's hat | 1 |
| #30 | Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| 🥈 | a suspicious address | 1 |
| #851 | adorable seal larva | 3 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| 🥈 | ancient oil painting of yourself | 262 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #1455 | anniversary gift box | 3 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #32 | bad vibroknife | 1 |
| #2313 | badass belt | 22 |
| #437 | banana-frosted king cake | 6 |
| #18 | baneful bandolier | 2 |
| #381 | bath ball gift set | 13 |
| #569 | blue class ring | 3 |
| #3302 | bottle of goofballs | 4 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #4214 | box of sunshine | 12 |
| #2168 | brick | 3 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #193 | bunny liver | 43 |
| #336 | burst hellseal brain | 15 |
| #9 | caustic slime nodule | 41 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #7 | corroded breeches | 1 |
| #6 | corrosive cowl | 1 |
| #132 | crystalline cheer | 821 |
| #123 | das boot | 1 |
| #4 | dreadful sweater | 1 |
| #2070 | easter egg balloon | 10 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #751 | empty agua de vida bottle | 98 |
| #49 | fat loot token | 111 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #750 | filthy lucre | 46 |
| #48 | fishy pipe | 1 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #63 | genie's bracers | 2 |
| #90 | genie's scimitar | 1 |
| #52 | genie's turbane | 3 |
| 🥇 | glass eye | 1 |
| #42 | gloomy black mushroom | 173 |
| #208 | green clay bead | 58 |
| 🥉 | green face paint | 1 |
| #6 | grisly shield | 1 |
| #2346 | grue egg | 9 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #188 | hobo nickel | 1,559 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #20 | intricate clockwork big hand | 1 |
| #39 | intricate clockwork birdhouse | 1 |
| #24 | intricate clockwork disc | 1 |
| #16 | intricate clockwork little hand | 1 |
| #15 | intricate clockwork numeral I | 1 |
| #12 | intricate clockwork numeral II | 1 |
| #12 | intricate clockwork numeral III | 1 |
| #11 | intricate clockwork numeral IV | 1 |
| #6 | ittah bittah hookah | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| 🥉 | left-handed melodica | 1 |
| #998 | macaroni duck | 2 |
| #16 | malevolent medallion | 1 |
| #127 | mime army camouflage kit | 1 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #19 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #26 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
| #17 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #18 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 1 |
| #227 | mime army rations | 1 |
| #70 | mime army shotglass | 1 |
| #151 | mime army superserum | 1 |
| #72 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
| #22 | miming corduroys | 4 |
| #42 | miming gloves | 2 |
| #95 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #501 | motivational poster | 9 |
| 🥇 | novelty monorail ticket | 1 |
| #990 | obsidian dagger | 17 |
| #743 | old sweatpants | 78 |
| 🥇 | ornate picture frame | 2,647 |
| #16 | pernicious cudgel | 1 |
| #199 | pink clay bead | 99 |
| #16 | polyester parachute | 1 |
| #704 | pork elf goodies sack | 8 |
| #30 | psychic's amulet | 126 |
| #28 | psychic's circlet | 127 |
| #29 | psychic's crystal ball | 123 |
| #35 | psychic's pslacks | 99 |
| #227 | purple clay bead | 17 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| #712 | red class ring | 7 |
| 🥉 | red face paint | 1 |
| #808 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #415 | s'more | 3 |
| 🥇 | seal medal | 1 |
| 🥉 | sealskin drum | 1 |
| #378 | shredded hellseal hide | 10 |
| 🥇 | silent nightlight | 1 |
| #581 | slow jam collection | 7 |
| 🥈 | soul monocle | 1 |
| 🥈 | spaghetti-box banjo | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1317 | spectre scepter | 21 |
| 🥈 | spirit bell | 1 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| 🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #325 | torn hellseal sinew | 13 |
| #959 | untamable turtle | 2 |
| #1492 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #1021 | white class ring | 1 |
| #893 | worthless gewgaw | 1 |
| #97 | wriggling worm | 11 |