| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #688 | Corpse Island iced tea | 7 |
| #170 | El Vibrato power sphere | 7 |
| #678 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #628 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #1199 | M-242 | 1 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #851 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #2404 | Valentine | 1 |
| #396 | a little sump'm sump'm | 5 |
| #409 | anniversary balloon | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #186 | baconstone earring | 1 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #1592 | ball | 2 |
| #293 | banana-frosted king cake | 10 |
| #517 | battered Crimbo Crate | 20 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #92 | birthday party jellybean cheesecake | 1 |
| #353 | bit of clingfilm | 12 |
| #668 | black forest cake | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| #69 | blue plastic baby | 5 |
| #256 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 5 |
| #751 | booty chest charrrm | 1 |
| #111 | bottled inspiration | 10 |
| #2368 | box of sunshine | 48 |
| #362 | boxed champagne | 1 |
| #1301 | brick | 17 |
| #78 | brown plastic baby | 10 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #1541 | canteen of wine | 3 |
| #1090 | cheap elven gloves | 2 |
| #72 | chitinous pod | 1 |
| #390 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 4 |
| #95 | congratulatory cake | 1 |
| #1211 | corpse on the beach | 3 |
| #733 | corpsedriver | 6 |
| #634 | corpsetini | 8 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #1425 | delicious salad | 5 |
| #616 | depantsing bomb | 1 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #458 | divine champagne flute | 5 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #317 | drum machine | 14 |
| #532 | duct tape | 62 |
| #240 | dusty Crimbo crate | 41 |
| #1358 | elven limbos gingerbread | 4 |
| #1135 | elven socks | 2 |
| #933 | encoder ring | 5 |
| #87 | fancy canapés | 5 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #1428 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #477 | filthy lucre | 81 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #662 | flute of flat champagne | 3 |
| #816 | foam dart | 1 |
| #119 | gauze hammock | 1 |
| #549 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #96 | giant glass of brandy | 5 |
| #938 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 5 |
| #426 | gloomy black mushroom | 7 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #35 | gnashing teeth | 1 |
| #401 | half-rotten brain | 1 |
| #2393 | handful of confetti | 12 |
| #1408 | heart necklace | 5 |
| #776 | heart-shaped balloon | 4 |
| #322 | hot date | 15 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #2407 | irradiated candy cane | 2 |
| #143 | long-stemmed rose | 13 |
| #100 | lucky ball-and-chain | 1 |
| #45 | mass of wriggling tentacles | 1 |
| #840 | oozenog | 5 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #954 | pack of KWE trading card | 3 |
| #196 | pair of ragged claws | 2 |
| #67 | pair of twitching claws | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #808 | party hat | 1 |
| #1142 | patent leather shoes | 2 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #692 | personal massager | 2 |
| #402 | personalized birthday cake | 4 |
| #984 | personalized coffee mug | 1 |
| #827 | piece of wedding cake | 3 |
| #98 | pink plastic baby | 5 |
| #48 | pitchfork | 125 |
| #381 | pretty bouquet | 4 |
| #1294 | pulsing flesh | 2 |
| #284 | purple glowstick | 5 |
| #331 | rice bowl | 5 |
| #1124 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #1272 | rigid carapace | 3 |
| #352 | ring of cold resistance | 1 |
| #967 | roasted marshmallow | 11 |
| #493 | roll in the hay | 1 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #116 | sane hatrack | 1 |
| #518 | shiny ring | 50 |
| #318 | sinister altar fragment | 1 |
| #547 | slap and tickle | 1 |
| #1119 | snake | 1 |
| #1134 | sparkler | 1 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #1154 | stuffed ninja snowman | 2 |
| #626 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 21 |
| #592 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #130 | tattered paper crown | 4 |
| #96 | thermos of brew | 5 |
| #1623 | thin black candle | 1 |
| #297 | three-tiered wedding cake | 2 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #825 | towel | 9 |
| #248 | tulip | 2 |
| #951 | twitching claw | 5 |
| #2308 | unstable DNA | 1 |
| #307 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 5 |
| #58 | velvet choker | 1 |
| #585 | wang | 1 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |
| #82 | wriggling tentacle | 1 |
| #335 | yellow brick road | 1 |