| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #689 | Corpse Island iced tea | 7 |
| #173 | El Vibrato power sphere | 7 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #628 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #1199 | M-242 | 1 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #852 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #2405 | Valentine | 1 |
| #397 | a little sump'm sump'm | 5 |
| #409 | anniversary balloon | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #185 | baconstone earring | 1 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #1592 | ball | 2 |
| #293 | banana-frosted king cake | 10 |
| #518 | battered Crimbo Crate | 20 |
| #690 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #93 | birthday party jellybean cheesecake | 1 |
| #352 | bit of clingfilm | 12 |
| #669 | black forest cake | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #1653 | blood flower | 1 |
| #70 | blue plastic baby | 5 |
| #256 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 5 |
| #751 | booty chest charrrm | 1 |
| #112 | bottled inspiration | 10 |
| #2367 | box of sunshine | 48 |
| #364 | boxed champagne | 1 |
| #1303 | brick | 17 |
| #79 | brown plastic baby | 10 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #1539 | canteen of wine | 3 |
| #1089 | cheap elven gloves | 2 |
| #72 | chitinous pod | 1 |
| #390 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 4 |
| #95 | congratulatory cake | 1 |
| #1214 | corpse on the beach | 3 |
| #736 | corpsedriver | 6 |
| #636 | corpsetini | 8 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #1424 | delicious salad | 5 |
| #617 | depantsing bomb | 1 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #458 | divine champagne flute | 5 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #317 | drum machine | 14 |
| #533 | duct tape | 62 |
| #241 | dusty Crimbo crate | 41 |
| #1358 | elven limbos gingerbread | 4 |
| #1136 | elven socks | 2 |
| #931 | encoder ring | 5 |
| #87 | fancy canapés | 5 |
| #2521 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #1426 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #478 | filthy lucre | 81 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #663 | flute of flat champagne | 3 |
| #817 | foam dart | 1 |
| #121 | gauze hammock | 1 |
| #551 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #96 | giant glass of brandy | 5 |
| #939 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 5 |
| #428 | gloomy black mushroom | 7 |
| #225 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #35 | gnashing teeth | 1 |
| #401 | half-rotten brain | 1 |
| #2396 | handful of confetti | 12 |
| #1410 | heart necklace | 5 |
| #777 | heart-shaped balloon | 4 |
| #323 | hot date | 15 |
| #691 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #2406 | irradiated candy cane | 2 |
| #143 | long-stemmed rose | 13 |
| #100 | lucky ball-and-chain | 1 |
| #45 | mass of wriggling tentacles | 1 |
| #840 | oozenog | 5 |
| #1889 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #956 | pack of KWE trading card | 3 |
| #196 | pair of ragged claws | 2 |
| #67 | pair of twitching claws | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #189 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #806 | party hat | 1 |
| #1142 | patent leather shoes | 2 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #695 | personal massager | 2 |
| #403 | personalized birthday cake | 4 |
| #983 | personalized coffee mug | 1 |
| #829 | piece of wedding cake | 3 |
| #99 | pink plastic baby | 5 |
| #48 | pitchfork | 125 |
| #383 | pretty bouquet | 4 |
| #1293 | pulsing flesh | 2 |
| #284 | purple glowstick | 5 |
| #332 | rice bowl | 5 |
| #1122 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #1271 | rigid carapace | 3 |
| #352 | ring of cold resistance | 1 |
| #969 | roasted marshmallow | 11 |
| #494 | roll in the hay | 1 |
| #1960 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #115 | sane hatrack | 1 |
| #518 | shiny ring | 50 |
| #318 | sinister altar fragment | 1 |
| #546 | slap and tickle | 1 |
| #1119 | snake | 1 |
| #1134 | sparkler | 1 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #1154 | stuffed ninja snowman | 2 |
| #626 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 21 |
| #592 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #130 | tattered paper crown | 4 |
| #96 | thermos of brew | 5 |
| #1620 | thin black candle | 1 |
| #297 | three-tiered wedding cake | 2 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #828 | towel | 9 |
| #247 | tulip | 2 |
| #950 | twitching claw | 5 |
| #2305 | unstable DNA | 1 |
| #306 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 5 |
| #58 | velvet choker | 1 |
| #586 | wang | 1 |
| #615 | witch hat | 1 |
| #82 | wriggling tentacle | 1 |
| #336 | yellow brick road | 1 |