Deus Ex Machina

RankItemQuantity
#5KoL Con 13 snowglobe1
#790Microplushie: Bropane4
#624Microplushie: Dorkonide3
#499Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid7
#361Microplushie: Fauxnerditide6
#617Microplushie: Gothochondria8
#750Microplushie: Hippylase6
#45Microplushie: Hipsterine23
#336Microplushie: Hobomosome17
#756Microplushie: Otakulone6
#586Microplushie: Raverdrine8
#614Microplushie: Sororitrate9
#571Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip3
#773Pokëmann figurine: Duck1
#590Pokëmann figurine: Frank1
#809Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump1
#773Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking1
#796Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan1
#666Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap2
#564Pokëmann figurine: Moog1
#434Pokëmann figurine: Nothing3
#890Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu1
#578Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth1
#898Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf1
#897Pokëmann figurine: Twitter1
#864Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite1
#888Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth1
#109adhesive tape dolly1
#21bark beret2
#21bark boxers2
#91bark bracelet1
#137blank diary1
#1348box of sunshine141
#115can of V-114
#31clingfilm cap1
#40clingfilm slippers1
#34clingfilm trousers1
#510elven limbos gingerbread27
#1339elven cellocello15
#87elven moonshine102
#328elven socks14
#656elven suicide capsule26
#193elven whittling knife1
#223grass blade1
#194grass hat1
#188grass skirt1
#104magical pony: Uniquity38
#516passable elf mask9
#43pottery club1
#52pottery hat1
#42pottery shield1
#43pottery training pants1
#1690pretty flower3
#65sealhide belt1
#76sealhide buckler1
#63sealhide cloak1
#68sealhide gloves1
#74sealhide hood1
#63sealhide leggings1
#68sealhide moccasins1
#214sealhide seal doll5
#80sealhide snare12
#86sealhide whip1
🥇snailmail bits5,172
#208tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer8
#186tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory8
#119tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer10
#132tiny die-cast Don Crimbo4
#55tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer14
#139tiny die-cast Father Crimbo4
#228tiny die-cast Father Crimborg3
#190tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer8
#161tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer9
#613tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg1
#146tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer9
#122tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer10
#324tiny die-cast Swiss hen2
#93tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo5
#153tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign9
#161tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer9
#114tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg4
#592tiny die-cast blade a-spinning1
#123tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree4
#156tiny die-cast factory worker elf9
#48tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf15
#161tiny die-cast golden ring3
#344tiny die-cast goose a-laying2
#71tiny die-cast killing bird5
#79tiny die-cast middle-management elf13
#195tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf8
#113tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg4
#50tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf15
#105tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming4
#119tiny die-cast turtle mech4
#649tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#567tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf13
#60tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear57
#398tiny plastic Axe Wound17
#662tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth7
#44tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type34
#82tiny plastic Beebee King23
#566tiny plastic Beelzebozo8
#384tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#267tiny plastic Big Candy1
#598tiny plastic Black Knight12
#672tiny plastic Bonerdagon7
#42tiny plastic Boris1
#573tiny plastic Boss Bat8
#49tiny plastic Bugbear Captain16
#445tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#38tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter64
#102tiny plastic Cheshire bat126
#221tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™1
#56tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel28
#621tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#2040tiny plastic Crimbo elf4
#1303tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer7
#1224tiny plastic Crimbo wreath3
#86tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva1
#101tiny plastic Crimbomega1
#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#87tiny plastic Crimborgatron1
#101tiny plastic Crimbot1
#635tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#79tiny plastic Dr. Awkward1
#24tiny plastic Duke Starkiller25
#31tiny plastic Ed the Undying2
#44tiny plastic Father McGruber55
#492tiny plastic Felonia9
#284tiny plastic Fudge Wizard1
#364tiny plastic G Imp18
#174tiny plastic GORM-81
#88tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej1
#37tiny plastic Gary Claybender19
#491tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser14
#461tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester15
#42tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist73
#411tiny plastic Hellion17
#515tiny plastic Iiti Kitty14
#41tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker17
#49tiny plastic Jarlsberg1
#168tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.1
#335tiny plastic Knob Goblin King12
#458tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter15
#833tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl9
#378tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist18
#260tiny plastic Knott Yeti25
#77tiny plastic Knows About Chakras1
#73tiny plastic Krampus1
#46tiny plastic Lord Flameface16
#84tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven1
#215tiny plastic MechaElf1
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#403tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#60tiny plastic Norville Rogers49
#392tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy17
#7tiny plastic Professor What4
#494tiny plastic Protagonist14
#39tiny plastic Queen Bee33
#60tiny plastic Rene C. Corman13
#83tiny plastic Rudolph the Red1
#43tiny plastic Scott the Miner63
#51tiny plastic Sneaky Pete1
#446tiny plastic Spam Witch15
#1051tiny plastic Spunky Princess7
#49tiny plastic Susie1
#91tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf1
#504tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski9
#915tiny plastic The Man5
#172tiny plastic Toybot1
#736tiny plastic Trouser Snake10
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#238tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku1
#63tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer26
#669tiny plastic XXX pr0n11
#75tiny plastic Your Brain1
#303tiny plastic abominable fudgeman1
#55tiny plastic accordion thief43
#110tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart1
#948tiny plastic angry bugbear8
#112tiny plastic angry goat122
#60tiny plastic angry space marine56
#78tiny plastic angry vikings1
#537tiny plastic anime smiley13
#244tiny plastic animelf1
#650tiny plastic apathetic lizardman11
#471tiny plastic astronomer15
#91tiny plastic baby gravy fairy133
#73tiny plastic bad vibe1
#104tiny plastic barrrnacle126
#45tiny plastic batbugbear65
#496tiny plastic beanbat14
#44tiny plastic bee swarm63
#40tiny plastic beebee gunners77
#42tiny plastic beebee queue60
#76tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar32
#49tiny plastic black ops bugbear60
#44tiny plastic blazing bat65
#99tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball128
#595tiny plastic blooper12
#373tiny plastic brainsweeper18
#834tiny plastic briefcase bat9
#37tiny plastic bugaboo77
#52tiny plastic buzzerker60
#60tiny plastic cavebugbear54
#989tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#103tiny plastic cocoabo122
#74tiny plastic coffee pixie151
#265tiny plastic colollilossus1
#274tiny plastic conservationist hippy15
#653tiny plastic cubist bull11
#1059tiny plastic demoninja7
#56tiny plastic disco bandit51
#470tiny plastic drunk goat15
#101tiny plastic exo-suited miner1
#569tiny plastic fat stack of cash2
#428tiny plastic fax machine1
#813tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus9
#225tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker27
#36tiny plastic fire servant40
#608tiny plastic fluffy bunny12
#297tiny plastic fruit golem21
#95tiny plastic fuzzy dice134
#90tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick143
#85tiny plastic ghuol whelp155
#714tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers10
#334tiny plastic goth giant19
#81tiny plastic grue153
#443tiny plastic handsome mariachi15
#51tiny plastic hermit44
#427tiny plastic hobo elf1
#84tiny plastic howling balloon monkey162
#45tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear60
#92tiny plastic killer bee138
#656tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box11
#88tiny plastic leprechaun144
#100tiny plastic levitating potato126
#716tiny plastic lobsterfrogman10
#45tiny plastic moneybee63
#82tiny plastic mosquito152
#51tiny plastic mumblebee58
#1036tiny plastic mutant elf1
#497tiny plastic ninja snowman15
#92tiny plastic pastamancer32
#27tiny plastic peacannon46
#67tiny plastic protector spectre1
#103tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime132
#75tiny plastic sauceror38
#625tiny plastic scary clown12
#57tiny plastic seal clubber41
#102tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit1
#411tiny plastic senile lihc16
#353tiny plastic smarmy pirate19
#39tiny plastic spiderbugbear38
#713tiny plastic spiny skelelton10
#98tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton131
#664tiny plastic spooky vampire11
#109tiny plastic stab bat119
#104tiny plastic star starfish110
#584tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#978tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#4037tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#597tiny plastic taco cat12
#226tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf1
#49tiny plastic the Free Man29
#911tiny plastic topiary golem8
#314tiny plastic trollipop1
#68tiny plastic turtle tamer40
#735tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni10
#192tiny plastic warbear1
#178tiny plastic warbear fortress1
#940tiny plastic warwelf8
#1045tiny plastic whitesnake7
#1766tiny plastic zmobie4

Wow, that's 11,341 items total!

what items are this player missing?