| #67 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 3 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #481 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 2 |
| #1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #898 | BGE shotglass | 6 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #102 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #24 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #481 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #468 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #476 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1035 | CRIMBCO mug | 8 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #873 | CRIMBCO wine | 8 |
| #1701 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 3 |
| #1189 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #784 | Corpse Island iced tea | 6 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #3209 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #987 | Instant Karma | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #110 | Tome of Sugar Shummoning | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #589 | Workytime Tea | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1712 | baconstone | 3 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #1661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #118 | bottle of Blank-Out | 140 |
| #4499 | box of sunshine | 10 |
| #484 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 6 |
| #1699 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 4 |
| #1675 | candied yams | 4 |
| #1563 | candy kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #1855 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| 🥈 | carbonite visor | 1 |
| #324 | cement sandals | 3 |
| #1144 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #889 | corpsetini | 5 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #189 | deluxe fax machine | 2 |
| #615 | duct tape | 49 |
| #1578 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #1186 | elven cellocello | 17 |
| #1505 | elven suicide capsule | 11 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #1246 | grue egg | 21 |
| #1280 | hamethyst | 5 |
| #183 | handful of Crotchety Pine needles | 1 |
| #1652 | handful of confetti | 22 |
| #2080 | herbal stuffing | 2 |
| #1558 | herringcello | 10 |
| #74 | infant sandworm | 1 |
| #977 | irradiated candy cane | 5 |
| #734 | jawbruiser | 4 |
| #322 | licorice garrote | 6 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #144 | llama lama cria | 1 |
| #105 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #386 | paperclip | 111 |
| #1238 | passable elf mask | 4 |
| #1273 | penguin focaccia bread | 14 |
| #169 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #382 | pork elf goodies sack | 18 |
| #493 | portable photocopier | 12 |
| #734 | pulsing flesh | 5 |
| #460 | really dense meat stack | 14 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #1541 | solid gold bowling ball | 6 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1072 | spooky bark | 1 |
| #1099 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #993 | stainless steel scarf | 3 |
| #1399 | stainless steel shillelagh | 3 |
| #1582 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #1337 | stainless steel slacks | 3 |
| #1005 | stainless steel solitaire | 3 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #515 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 28 |
| #296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1100 | tofurkey gravy | 7 |
| #931 | tofurkey leg | 9 |
| #523 | towel | 18 |
| #660 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #1261 | twitching claw | 3 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |