| #4297 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #2890 | Crown of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #773 | Daffy Taffy | 35 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1415 | Dolphin King's crown | 2 |
| #1107 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 2 |
| #2267 | Drowsy Sword | 2 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #3362 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #1569 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 19 |
| #472 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #2103 | Rock Pops | 8 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #1211 | Yummy Tummy bean | 120 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #5054 | badass belt | 5 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #800 | blackberry | 2 |
| #2996 | bottle of goofballs | 5 |
| #5246 | box of sunshine | 6 |
| #509 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #576 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1505 | drywall axe | 3 |
| #2321 | duct tape | 1 |
| #4232 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #1145 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #1580 | filthy lucre | 6 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #2297 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #695 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #1641 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #2128 | giant pinky ring | 2 |
| #2291 | golden ring | 24 |
| #765 | guy made of bee pollen | 2 |
| #4481 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #758 | immense cyborg hand | 6 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #2113 | killing feather | 15 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #328 | limburger biker boots | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1062 | lucky rabbit's foot | 5 |
| #513 | mummy wrapping | 15 |
| #3705 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #1043 | nanite-infested eggnog | 5 |
| #1024 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 5 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #2847 | obsidian dagger | 2 |
| #1088 | oversized fish scaler | 5 |
| #568 | palm frond | 4 |
| #1171 | pants of the Slug Lord | 2 |
| #1205 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #1394 | polyalloy shield | 3 |
| #1175 | radium-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #1729 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #861 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 2 |
| #2321 | rogue swarmer | 15 |
| #3638 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #558 | rubber axe | 1 |
| #2197 | sawblade fragment | 18 |
| #1031 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #436 | shiny butcherknife | 1 |
| #2571 | shiny ring | 2 |
| #90 | shuddersword | 1 |
| #620 | silver shrimp fork | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3300 | spectre scepter | 2 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #730 | spooky cosmetics bag | 3 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2248 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #7010 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 3 |
| #6273 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 4 |
| #6979 | stuffed angry cow | 3 |
| #8830 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #6370 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 4 |
| #8969 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7023 | stuffed hand turkey | 3 |
| #7004 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #8939 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #2711 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 5 |
| #8960 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8881 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8877 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7822 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #41 | time helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1037 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1357 | towel | 3 |
| #599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #2030 | unstable laser battery | 25 |
| #2320 | vibrating cyborg knife | 2 |
| #673 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #1130 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 1 |