| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #2881 | Crown of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #773 | Daffy Taffy | 35 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1416 | Dolphin King's crown | 2 |
| #1106 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 2 |
| #2266 | Drowsy Sword | 2 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #3359 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #1571 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 19 |
| #471 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #2105 | Rock Pops | 8 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #1212 | Yummy Tummy bean | 120 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #5055 | badass belt | 5 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #801 | blackberry | 2 |
| #2993 | bottle of goofballs | 5 |
| #5241 | box of sunshine | 6 |
| #507 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #573 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1504 | drywall axe | 3 |
| #2323 | duct tape | 1 |
| #4232 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #1144 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #1581 | filthy lucre | 6 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #1638 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #2128 | giant pinky ring | 2 |
| #2293 | golden ring | 24 |
| #764 | guy made of bee pollen | 2 |
| #4481 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #759 | immense cyborg hand | 6 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #2114 | killing feather | 15 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #327 | limburger biker boots | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1060 | lucky rabbit's foot | 5 |
| #512 | mummy wrapping | 15 |
| #3706 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #1040 | nanite-infested eggnog | 5 |
| #1023 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 5 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #2852 | obsidian dagger | 2 |
| #1090 | oversized fish scaler | 5 |
| #568 | palm frond | 4 |
| #1171 | pants of the Slug Lord | 2 |
| #1206 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #1395 | polyalloy shield | 3 |
| #1174 | radium-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #858 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 2 |
| #2321 | rogue swarmer | 15 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #558 | rubber axe | 1 |
| #2197 | sawblade fragment | 18 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #433 | shiny butcherknife | 1 |
| #2570 | shiny ring | 2 |
| #89 | shuddersword | 1 |
| #619 | silver shrimp fork | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3296 | spectre scepter | 2 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #731 | spooky cosmetics bag | 3 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #6998 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 3 |
| #6262 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 4 |
| #6967 | stuffed angry cow | 3 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #6363 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 4 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7012 | stuffed hand turkey | 3 |
| #6997 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #2711 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 5 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7813 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #44 | time helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1357 | towel | 3 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #2031 | unstable laser battery | 25 |
| #2323 | vibrating cyborg knife | 2 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #1131 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 1 |