| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #571 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 3 |
| #386 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 3 |
| #326 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 3 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #287 | DNOTC Box | 1 |
| #172 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #40 | Ghost Pinching Quarterly | 3 |
| #91 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians | 1 |
| #521 | Let Me Be! | 3 |
| #388 | Maxing, Relaxing | 3 |
| #245 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 14 |
| #493 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 3 |
| #56 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 28 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #100 | The Joy of Wassailing | 22 |
| #301 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #45 | The Snitch's Manifesto | 3 |
| #58 | The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants | 2 |
| #603 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 4 |
| #307 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 8 |
| #1079 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 9 |
| #348 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 4 |
| #222 | Travels with Jerry | 5 |
| #699 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #501 | breaded beer | 1 |
| #392 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #317 | cranberry schnapps | 2 |
| #197 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 14 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #326 | marshmallow flambé | 2 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #304 | sandwich of the gods | 14 |
| #47 | slime-soaked brain | 5 |
| #62 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 4 |
| #62 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 4 |
| #207 | soy cordial | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #1870 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 14 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #1907 | stuffed Meat | 14 |
| #1484 | stuffed alien blob | 4 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #1521 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 2 |
| #1395 | stuffed doppelshifter | 6 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1535 | stuffed key | 19 |
| #1676 | stuffed martini | 2 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #2129 | stuffed mink | 10 |
| #1863 | stuffed monocle | 15 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #2060 | stuffed teddy butler | 11 |
| #2024 | stuffed tin of caviar | 12 |
| #1658 | stuffed treasure chest | 15 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 3 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1497 | tiny plastic Felonia | 3 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #1756 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 4 |
| #2162 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 3 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #2134 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 3 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2828 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #2757 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #2203 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 3 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1760 | tiny plastic beanbat | 4 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #6175 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #2144 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 3 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #6230 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #923 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 5 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #2185 | tiny plastic demoninja | 3 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #2756 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1430 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 5 |
| #2162 | tiny plastic goth giant | 3 |
| #6085 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #6137 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #2822 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #4865 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #2725 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #2104 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 3 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1159 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #173 | unstable DNA | 289 |