| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #241 | Atomic Comic | 2 |
| #864 | BGE merchandise order form | 2 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #1448 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #49 | BittyCar HotCar | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1937 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #1222 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 4 |
| #785 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 5 |
| #1040 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 3 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #30 | Crimbuck | 8,625 |
| #73 | Elvish sunglasses | 1 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| #253 | Lars the Cyberian | 2 |
| #370 | Red Pill | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #538 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 6 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #159 | blended frozen swill | 1 |
| #89 | blind-packed capsule toy | 207 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| #657 | brine | 27 |
| #296 | bubble-wrap simulator | 1 |
| #1498 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 3 |
| #227 | club necklace | 24 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #240 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #518 | dill | 78 |
| #62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #761 | filthy lucre | 45 |
| #378 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #176 | fudgecycle | 1 |
| #607 | ghost cucumber | 75 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #1988 | handful of confetti | 17 |
| #92 | intriguing puzzle box | 4 |
| #994 | paperclip | 6 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #849 | portable photocopier | 3 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #445 | pulsing flesh | 8 |
| #924 | ridiculous cocktail | 1 |
| #687 | rigid carapace | 7 |
| #37 | rocky road ice cream | 2 |
| #569 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 13 |
| #523 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 14 |
| #500 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 14 |
| #821 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 9 |
| #1099 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #1085 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 38 |
| #695 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 64 |
| #849 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 55 |
| #1907 | stuffed Meat | 14 |
| #571 | stuffed alien blob | 11 |
| #2424 | stuffed angry cow | 20 |
| #832 | stuffed astral badger | 58 |
| #848 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 58 |
| #907 | stuffed can of asparagus | 2 |
| #1328 | stuffed cocoabo | 37 |
| #820 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 7 |
| #1747 | stuffed doppelshifter | 4 |
| #633 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 72 |
| #807 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 60 |
| #1480 | stuffed gray blob | 8 |
| #726 | stuffed hand turkey | 65 |
| #1130 | stuffed key | 36 |
| #1034 | stuffed martini | 6 |
| #783 | stuffed mind flayer | 62 |
| #1091 | stuffed mink | 39 |
| #1311 | stuffed monocle | 30 |
| #714 | stuffed ninja snowman | 5 |
| #828 | stuffed scary death orb | 60 |
| #656 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 71 |
| #600 | stuffed snowy owl | 73 |
| #699 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 68 |
| #859 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 55 |
| #961 | stuffed teddy butler | 47 |
| #1185 | stuffed tin of caviar | 36 |
| #1146 | stuffed treasure chest | 35 |
| #742 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 65 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #1807 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #1783 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #1650 | twitching claw | 1 |
| #2412 | valuable trinket | 1 |
| #10 | vampire pearl | 336 |
| #1644 | vinegar | 1 |