| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #256 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #241 | Atomic Comic | 2 |
| #863 | BGE merchandise order form | 2 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #1446 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #48 | BittyCar HotCar | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1019 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1008 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2098 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1940 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #1223 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 4 |
| #786 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 5 |
| #1042 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 3 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #30 | Crimbuck | 8,625 |
| #72 | Elvish sunglasses | 1 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| #254 | Lars the Cyberian | 2 |
| #369 | Red Pill | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #771 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #537 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 6 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #158 | blended frozen swill | 1 |
| #89 | blind-packed capsule toy | 207 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| #657 | brine | 27 |
| #297 | bubble-wrap simulator | 1 |
| #1500 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 3 |
| #228 | club necklace | 24 |
| #262 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #240 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #518 | dill | 78 |
| #62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #764 | filthy lucre | 45 |
| #377 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #179 | fudgecycle | 1 |
| #607 | ghost cucumber | 75 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #1993 | handful of confetti | 17 |
| #92 | intriguing puzzle box | 4 |
| #994 | paperclip | 6 |
| #103 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #99 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #846 | portable photocopier | 3 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #444 | pulsing flesh | 8 |
| #924 | ridiculous cocktail | 1 |
| #686 | rigid carapace | 7 |
| #36 | rocky road ice cream | 2 |
| #569 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 13 |
| #524 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 14 |
| #506 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 14 |
| #825 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 9 |
| #1103 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #1091 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 38 |
| #700 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 64 |
| #855 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 55 |
| #1913 | stuffed Meat | 14 |
| #571 | stuffed alien blob | 11 |
| #2434 | stuffed angry cow | 20 |
| #835 | stuffed astral badger | 58 |
| #852 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 58 |
| #907 | stuffed can of asparagus | 2 |
| #1332 | stuffed cocoabo | 37 |
| #825 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 7 |
| #1747 | stuffed doppelshifter | 4 |
| #639 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 72 |
| #808 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 60 |
| #1479 | stuffed gray blob | 8 |
| #732 | stuffed hand turkey | 65 |
| #1135 | stuffed key | 36 |
| #1037 | stuffed martini | 6 |
| #787 | stuffed mind flayer | 62 |
| #1097 | stuffed mink | 39 |
| #1316 | stuffed monocle | 30 |
| #714 | stuffed ninja snowman | 5 |
| #832 | stuffed scary death orb | 60 |
| #660 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 71 |
| #603 | stuffed snowy owl | 73 |
| #702 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 68 |
| #864 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 55 |
| #964 | stuffed teddy butler | 47 |
| #1190 | stuffed tin of caviar | 36 |
| #1147 | stuffed treasure chest | 35 |
| #743 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 65 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3064 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #1808 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #1782 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #1649 | twitching claw | 1 |
| #2411 | valuable trinket | 1 |
| #11 | vampire pearl | 336 |
| #1642 | vinegar | 1 |