| #249 | 1-ball | 23 |
| #38 | 2-ball | 268 |
| #66 | 3-ball | 138 |
| #66 | 4-ball | 139 |
| #69 | 5-ball | 119 |
| #57 | 6-ball | 165 |
| #61 | 7-ball | 170 |
| #210 | 8-ball | 169 |
| #97 | DNOTC Box | 4 |
| #7 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 7,491 |
| #1599 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #249 | Tiki lighter | 2 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #477 | anniversary gift box | 7 |
| 🥇 | balloon helmet | 1,084 |
| #315 | beholed bedsheet | 3 |
| #108 | blue plasma ball | 587 |
| #1293 | box of sunshine | 154 |
| 🥈 | cheap studded belt | 20,604 |
| #6 | delicious stinkbug | 2,339 |
| #3663 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #1480 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #4479 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #166 | handful of hand chalk | 298 |
| #232 | invisible bag | 4 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #434 | personalized coffee mug | 128 |
| #191 | plot hole | 1,138 |
| #716 | pool cue | 4 |
| #1708 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #1712 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #26 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 18 |
| #219 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 29 |
| #242 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 26 |
| #152 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 26 |
| #218 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 17 |
| #203 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 2 |
| #175 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 36 |
| #176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 21 |
| #308 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 13 |
| #226 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 2 |
| #704 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 24 |
| #24 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 17 |
| #2040 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 4 |
| #1064 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 9 |
| #1224 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 3 |
| #26 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 17 |
| #208 | tiny plastic Felonia | 19 |
| #169 | tiny plastic G Imp | 35 |
| #301 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 22 |
| #228 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 27 |
| #214 | tiny plastic Hellion | 28 |
| #246 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 25 |
| #201 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 19 |
| #209 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 29 |
| #228 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 27 |
| #208 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 29 |
| #181 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 34 |
| #28 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 2 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #195 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 31 |
| #227 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 28 |
| #179 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 34 |
| #214 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 29 |
| #177 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 22 |
| #166 | tiny plastic The Man | 22 |
| #179 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 35 |
| #592 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 6 |
| #241 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 27 |
| #1794 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #224 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 29 |
| #803 | tiny plastic angry goat | 22 |
| #247 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 24 |
| #167 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 38 |
| #199 | tiny plastic astronomer | 32 |
| #477 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 34 |
| #1323 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 14 |
| #155 | tiny plastic beanbat | 39 |
| #990 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 5 |
| #669 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 25 |
| #213 | tiny plastic blooper | 28 |
| #209 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 30 |
| #243 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 25 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #2012 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 9 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #200 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 19 |
| #217 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 28 |
| #192 | tiny plastic demoninja | 33 |
| #1363 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 4 |
| #250 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 25 |
| #568 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 2 |
| #172 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 34 |
| #145 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 42 |
| #2801 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #153 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 40 |
| #2032 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 9 |
| #1305 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 14 |
| #1835 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 10 |
| #285 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 23 |
| #247 | tiny plastic goth giant | 25 |
| #1661 | tiny plastic grue | 11 |
| #816 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 9 |
| #578 | tiny plastic hermit | 8 |
| #1854 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 10 |
| #1775 | tiny plastic killer bee | 10 |
| #264 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 24 |
| #687 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 25 |
| #1822 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 10 |
| #204 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 28 |
| #1496 | tiny plastic mosquito | 12 |
| #212 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 31 |
| #480 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 9 |
| #1184 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 15 |
| #830 | tiny plastic sauceror | 6 |
| #167 | tiny plastic scary clown | 38 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 4 |
| #281 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 23 |
| #250 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 26 |
| #204 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 29 |
| #2564 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 7 |
| #242 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 26 |
| #1221 | tiny plastic stab bat | 15 |
| #1822 | tiny plastic star starfish | 10 |
| #26 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 15 |
| #1273 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 7 |
| #210 | tiny plastic taco cat | 29 |
| #266 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 23 |
| #1832 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 3 |
| #263 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 24 |
| #214 | tiny plastic warwelf | 28 |
| #249 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 26 |
| #180 | tiny plastic zmobie | 34 |
| #599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #390 | witch hat | 2 |