| #245 | 1-ball | 23 |
| #38 | 2-ball | 268 |
| #65 | 3-ball | 138 |
| #64 | 4-ball | 139 |
| #67 | 5-ball | 119 |
| #57 | 6-ball | 165 |
| #60 | 7-ball | 170 |
| #207 | 8-ball | 169 |
| #96 | DNOTC Box | 4 |
| #7 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 7,491 |
| #1594 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #250 | Tiki lighter | 2 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #478 | anniversary gift box | 7 |
| 🥇 | balloon helmet | 1,084 |
| #313 | beholed bedsheet | 3 |
| #110 | blue plasma ball | 587 |
| #1288 | box of sunshine | 154 |
| 🥈 | cheap studded belt | 20,604 |
| #7 | delicious stinkbug | 2,339 |
| #3663 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #1472 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #4481 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #165 | handful of hand chalk | 298 |
| #230 | invisible bag | 4 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #435 | personalized coffee mug | 128 |
| #191 | plot hole | 1,138 |
| #714 | pool cue | 4 |
| #1701 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #1711 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #27 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 18 |
| #218 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 29 |
| #242 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 26 |
| #149 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 26 |
| #217 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 17 |
| #202 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 2 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 36 |
| #174 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 21 |
| #308 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 13 |
| #226 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 2 |
| #702 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 24 |
| #24 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 17 |
| #2039 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 4 |
| #1063 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 9 |
| #1224 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 3 |
| #26 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 17 |
| #207 | tiny plastic Felonia | 19 |
| #168 | tiny plastic G Imp | 35 |
| #302 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 22 |
| #229 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 27 |
| #214 | tiny plastic Hellion | 28 |
| #246 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 25 |
| #202 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 19 |
| #207 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 29 |
| #228 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 27 |
| #206 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 29 |
| #179 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 34 |
| #28 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 2 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 31 |
| #225 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 28 |
| #176 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 34 |
| #212 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 29 |
| #177 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 22 |
| #164 | tiny plastic The Man | 22 |
| #178 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 35 |
| #591 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 6 |
| #241 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 27 |
| #1791 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #223 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 29 |
| #800 | tiny plastic angry goat | 22 |
| #247 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 24 |
| #163 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 38 |
| #197 | tiny plastic astronomer | 32 |
| #475 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 34 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 14 |
| #151 | tiny plastic beanbat | 39 |
| #987 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 5 |
| #667 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 25 |
| #213 | tiny plastic blooper | 28 |
| #209 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 30 |
| #244 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 25 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #2003 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 9 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #200 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 19 |
| #216 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 28 |
| #189 | tiny plastic demoninja | 33 |
| #1360 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 4 |
| #249 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 25 |
| #570 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 2 |
| #170 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 34 |
| #143 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 42 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #151 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 40 |
| #2021 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 9 |
| #1301 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 14 |
| #1829 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 10 |
| #286 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 23 |
| #248 | tiny plastic goth giant | 25 |
| #1655 | tiny plastic grue | 11 |
| #814 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 9 |
| #577 | tiny plastic hermit | 8 |
| #1848 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 10 |
| #1771 | tiny plastic killer bee | 10 |
| #264 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 24 |
| #685 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 25 |
| #1814 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 10 |
| #204 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 28 |
| #1492 | tiny plastic mosquito | 12 |
| #212 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 31 |
| #479 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 9 |
| #1178 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 15 |
| #827 | tiny plastic sauceror | 6 |
| #165 | tiny plastic scary clown | 38 |
| #1316 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 4 |
| #280 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 23 |
| #249 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 26 |
| #203 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 29 |
| #2555 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 7 |
| #240 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 26 |
| #1215 | tiny plastic stab bat | 15 |
| #1817 | tiny plastic star starfish | 10 |
| #26 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 15 |
| #1269 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 7 |
| #209 | tiny plastic taco cat | 29 |
| #267 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 23 |
| #1827 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 3 |
| #263 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 24 |
| #211 | tiny plastic warwelf | 28 |
| #248 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 26 |
| #179 | tiny plastic zmobie | 34 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #388 | witch hat | 2 |