| #8 | 7-inch discus | 15 |
| #719 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 4 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #2706 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #820 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 3 |
| #755 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 3 |
| #992 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| 🥉 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 4,246 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #768 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 3 |
| #771 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 3 |
| #954 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 2 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #4 | Gnollish autoplunger | 2,205 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #775 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #10 | Let Me Be! | 54 |
| #3359 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| 🥈 | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #72 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #843 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 2 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #733 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #533 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #354 | antique pair of blue jeans | 2 |
| #382 | antique souvenir drawing | 2 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #6543 | badass belt | 2 |
| #975 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #58 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 1 |
| #4 | boxing glove on a spring | 157 |
| #37 | bronze handcuffs | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #435 | candied bolts | 4 |
| #177 | candied nuts | 6 |
| #1999 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #668 | candy knuckles | 4 |
| 🥈 | carbonite visor | 1 |
| #68 | chocolate stolen accordion | 20 |
| #879 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #7 | concentrated magicalness pill | 394 |
| #11 | cracker | 67 |
| #548 | divine blowout | 1 |
| #1536 | fancy chocolate car | 6 |
| #4 | fat bottom quark | 4,334 |
| 🥇 | flamin' bindle | 111 |
| #118 | fossilized baboon skull | 6 |
| #312 | fossilized demon skull | 1 |
| #398 | fossilized limb | 19 |
| #405 | fossilized serpent skull | 1 |
| #205 | fossilized spider skull | 2 |
| #282 | fossilized spike | 15 |
| #229 | fossilized spine | 8 |
| #363 | fossilized torso | 12 |
| #386 | fossilized wing | 7 |
| #879 | fudgecule | 182 |
| #687 | fuzzy busby | 1 |
| #809 | gingerbread robot | 1 |
| #788 | gold wedding ring | 1 |
| #6 | grass clippings | 644 |
| #99 | gummi canary | 4 |
| #91 | gummi salamander | 4 |
| #116 | gummi snake | 4 |
| #1645 | hamethyst | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| 🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #109 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #188 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 5 |
| #2852 | obsidian dagger | 2 |
| #4 | palm-frond whip | 649 |
| #248 | petit 4.1 | 4 |
| 🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
| #911 | pocketwatch on a chain | 3 |
| #483 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 1 |
| #498 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 1 |
| #2212 | porquoise | 1 |
| #4 | redrum | 2,019 |
| 🥈 | silicon-infused gluteal shield | 1 |
| #71 | silver keg | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3296 | spectre scepter | 2 |
| #917 | strawberyl | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 4 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #4878 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #570 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 2 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #3949 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 4 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic grue | 4 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #4844 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #2873 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 6 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #6151 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #3296 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 5 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #6158 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #908 | tourmalime | 1 |
| #520 | volcanic ash | 2 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |