| #640 | "DRINK ME" potion | 1 |
| #227 | Alice's Army Bowman | 1 |
| #253 | Alice's Army Ninja | 1 |
| #255 | Alice's Army Nurse | 1 |
| #252 | Alice's Army Swordsman | 1 |
| #252 | Alice's Army Wallman | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #396 | CSA fire-starting kit | 2 |
| #1845 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll | 1 |
| #16 | Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer | 1 |
| #16 | Crimbo tree flocker | 1 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| #112 | Go-Wassail | 189 |
| #389 | Hodgman's blanket | 3 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #474 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 67 |
| #218 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 29 |
| #860 | Meleegra™ pills | 4 |
| #977 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #835 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #887 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #579 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 2 |
| #995 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #914 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #917 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 2 |
| #867 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 2 |
| #67 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 5 |
| #390 | Misty Cape | 1 |
| #392 | Misty Cloak | 1 |
| #227 | Mr. Haggis | 2 |
| #72 | PB&BP | 2 |
| #92 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 2 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1376 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #498 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 9 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #1929 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 2 |
| #677 | astral mushroom | 9 |
| #6543 | badass belt | 2 |
| #162 | bag of GORF | 9 |
| #171 | bag of GORP | 10 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #602 | black-and-blue light | 31 |
| #428 | blue plasma ball | 96 |
| #6710 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1205 | can of Binarrrca | 5 |
| #457 | cheap studded belt | 65 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #133 | club sandwich | 2 |
| #311 | corned-beef Reuben | 1 |
| #1024 | corpse on the beach | 4 |
| #1815 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #112 | corrupted data | 214 |
| #95 | crappy brain | 95 |
| #127 | decent brain | 65 |
| #1033 | dense meat stack | 4 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #130 | energy drink IV | 41 |
| #568 | flavored foot massage oil | 28 |
| #519 | foam dart | 41 |
| #13 | fudge pocket square | 7 |
| #165 | fudgecule | 15,354 |
| #9 | generic healing potion | 243 |
| #249 | good brain | 50 |
| #40 | gummi bowtie | 2 |
| #2398 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #188 | handful of Laughing Willow bark | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #175 | jerky coins | 123 |
| #287 | llama lama gong | 5 |
| #20 | lollipop cufflinks | 3 |
| #1195 | marzipan skull | 2 |
| #808 | party hat | 1 |
| #702 | personalized coffee mug | 29 |
| #323 | plain brown wrapper | 1 |
| #1607 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #1686 | pretty flower | 3 |
| #215 | purple corpsel | 1 |
| #350 | radium-flavored potato chips | 133 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| #23 | ridiculous belt | 3 |
| #23 | ridiculous earring | 3 |
| #24 | ridiculous sunglasses | 3 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #2142 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 3 |
| #2789 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2765 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1113 | scrumptious reagent | 1 |
| #50 | skeleton skis | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #64 | special sauce glove | 2 |
| #114 | squirming egg sac | 134 |
| #324 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 138 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #7818 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #7868 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #2983 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #7017 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #3949 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 2 |
| #7828 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #382 | tiny knife and fork | 1 |
| #476 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 15 |
| #370 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 12 |
| #278 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 24 |
| #446 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 10 |
| #316 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 8 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 13 |
| 🥉 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 60 |
| #395 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 17 |
| #452 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 10 |
| #501 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 9 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #484 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 9 |
| #21 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 10 |
| #304 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 8 |
| #325 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 13 |
| #302 | tiny plastic Felonia | 13 |
| #6 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 62 |
| #383 | tiny plastic G Imp | 17 |
| #353 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 19 |
| #658 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 11 |
| #542 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 8 |
| #268 | tiny plastic Hellion | 23 |
| #474 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 15 |
| #256 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 15 |
| #311 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 20 |
| #646 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 11 |
| #549 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 13 |
| #389 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 17 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #29 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 8 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #322 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 13 |
| #787 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 9 |
| #583 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 12 |
| #203 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 11 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #331 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 13 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 17 |
| #494 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 14 |
| #229 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 17 |
| #351 | tiny plastic The Man | 12 |
| #611 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 12 |
| #23 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 10 |
| #271 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 9 |
| #434 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 16 |
| #12 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 21 |
| #554 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 13 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #587 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 7 |
| #319 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 20 |
| #31 | tiny plastic animelf | 8 |
| #345 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 20 |
| #272 | tiny plastic astronomer | 23 |
| #4856 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #360 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 12 |
| #713 | tiny plastic beanbat | 10 |
| #386 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 11 |
| #288 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 15 |
| #363 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 12 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #296 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 15 |
| #395 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 11 |
| #6175 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #310 | tiny plastic blooper | 21 |
| #341 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 20 |
| #274 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 22 |
| #396 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 11 |
| #672 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 6 |
| #538 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 8 |
| #4866 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #4878 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #9 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 34 |
| #233 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 17 |
| #313 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 20 |
| #284 | tiny plastic demoninja | 22 |
| #404 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 17 |
| #377 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 18 |
| #318 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 21 |
| #462 | tiny plastic fire servant | 5 |
| #456 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 15 |
| #360 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 18 |
| #6227 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #496 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 14 |
| #503 | tiny plastic goth giant | 14 |
| #358 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 18 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #746 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 5 |
| #3897 | tiny plastic killer bee | 4 |
| #731 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 10 |
| #3308 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 5 |
| #336 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 19 |
| #737 | tiny plastic moneybee | 5 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 16 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #366 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 19 |
| #178 | tiny plastic peacannon | 12 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #346 | tiny plastic scary clown | 19 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #479 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 14 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #429 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 16 |
| #264 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 9 |
| #316 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 20 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #749 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 10 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #595 | tiny plastic taco cat | 12 |
| #25 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 10 |
| #261 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 9 |
| #525 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 13 |
| #10 | tiny plastic trollipop | 31 |
| #611 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 12 |
| #417 | tiny plastic warwelf | 16 |
| #299 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 22 |
| #313 | tiny plastic zmobie | 20 |
| #1710 | toast | 168 |
| #59 | tobiko pocky | 3 |
| #266 | toe jam | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2319 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 5 |
| #102 | wasabi pocky | 1 |
| #13 | wasabi-infused sake | 53 |
| #1380 | yellow candy heart | 1 |