| #1091 | Amulet of Yendor | 7 |
| #3368 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #959 | Cloaca grenade | 10 |
| #997 | Cloaca-Cola | 13 |
| #1153 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #534 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 5 |
| #487 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 5 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 4 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1251 | Crimboween memo | 8 |
| #883 | Dyspepsi grenade | 10 |
| #1028 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 38 |
| #654 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 4 |
| #618 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 4 |
| #630 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 4 |
| #673 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 2 |
| #567 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 4 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #756 | Feynman gate | 11 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #1758 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 3 |
| #1202 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 2 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #4406 | badass belt | 7 |
| #712 | bag of airline peanuts | 39 |
| #1312 | ball | 3 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #931 | black paisley oyster egg | 5 |
| #1464 | black plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #966 | black striped oyster egg | 5 |
| #667 | blue paisley oyster egg | 6 |
| #1676 | blue plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #840 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #1835 | blue striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #2232 | bottle of goofballs | 9 |
| #896 | brick | 36 |
| #292 | broken cellular phone | 11 |
| #2396 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 2 |
| #1674 | candied yams | 4 |
| #1473 | candy cane | 21 |
| #2397 | candy stake | 3 |
| #889 | capacitor relay | 10 |
| #1034 | carbon nanotube frame | 8 |
| #1514 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 2 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #543 | clown hammer | 51 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #948 | defective skull | 13 |
| #806 | eggnog | 20 |
| #960 | evil googly eye | 3 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #599 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 46 |
| #593 | fake fake vomit | 53 |
| #567 | fake hand | 48 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #969 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #1347 | fire | 2 |
| #771 | fruitcake | 28 |
| #2128 | giant pinky ring | 2 |
| #1072 | gingerbread bugbear | 19 |
| #1323 | gingerbread horror | 5 |
| #479 | gloomy black mushroom | 6 |
| #2190 | googly eye | 2 |
| #543 | hamethyst | 15 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #702 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 3 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1471 | ion grid | 3 |
| #920 | iron pasta spoon | 3 |
| #757 | jazz soap | 34 |
| #769 | joybuzzer | 34 |
| #1289 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #948 | kite | 7 |
| #1104 | kneecapping stick | 6 |
| #426 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 8 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #810 | lavender striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #984 | length of string | 10 |
| #960 | loaded serum blowgun | 4 |
| #722 | logic synthesizer | 12 |
| #1622 | lucky rabbit's foot | 2 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #1318 | mafia aria | 7 |
| #675 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 41 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1188 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1261 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1614 | mauve striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #924 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #30 | orange traffic cone | 1 |
| #559 | oyster basket | 7 |
| #1076 | penguin skin | 4 |
| #1236 | pet rock | 5 |
| #863 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 20 |
| #642 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 45 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #180 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #510 | porquoise | 15 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1150 | prehistoric spear | 2 |
| #528 | puce paisley oyster egg | 5 |
| #1422 | puce plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2247 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #414 | red paisley oyster egg | 8 |
| #914 | red plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #1458 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1007 | [2108]rock | 3 |
| #603 | rubber emo roe | 53 |
| #1192 | scroll of pasta summoning | 3 |
| #112 | severed rocking horse head | 4 |
| #939 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #396 | spooky bicycle chain | 6 |
| #391 | spooky cosmetics bag | 6 |
| #1127 | spooky eggnog | 5 |
| #1655 | spooky felt | 2 |
| #1144 | spooky length of string | 7 |
| #1025 | spooky stuffing | 4 |
| #990 | spooky toy wheel | 4 |
| #1767 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #2244 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #555 | stainless steel skullcap | 6 |
| #785 | stick | 2 |
| #1092 | stick-on-a-string | 2 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #1412 | stringy sinew | 4 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #3201 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #779 | stuffing | 11 |
| #842 | support cummerbund | 5 |
| #384 | targeting chip | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1903 | tofurkey gravy | 3 |
| #1885 | tofurkey leg | 3 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #1791 | toothsome rock | 3 |
| #1557 | top | 2 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #702 | toy soldier | 2 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #970 | toy wheel | 8 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1038 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #934 | wheel | 3 |
| #663 | whoopie cushion | 46 |
| #786 | wind-up chattering teeth | 36 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |
| #509 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #1157 | x-ray specs | 5 |
| #1123 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #603 | yellow snowcone | 55 |
| #1428 | yo | 4 |
| #1655 | yo-yo | 5 |
| #1201 | zombie pineal gland | 3 |