| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #669 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 3 |
| #287 | El Vibrato power sphere | 3 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #1110 | Iron Beta of Industry | 3 |
| #147 | Libram of Candy Heart Summoning | 1 |
| #982 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 3 |
| #101 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #372 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 3 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #207 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #768 | bit of clingfilm | 5 |
| #459 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #2703 | brick | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #72 | chitinous pod | 1 |
| #328 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 6 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #240 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #1954 | diamond necklace | 3 |
| #567 | dirty hobo gloves | 19 |
| #1580 | duct tape | 7 |
| #194 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #546 | fat stacks of cash | 12 |
| #143 | floaty pebbles | 3 |
| #188 | floaty sand | 114 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #89 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 2 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #1227 | heart necklace | 6 |
| #1922 | immense cyborg hand | 2 |
| #145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
| #241 | orange peel hat | 2 |
| #41 | overcharged El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #1165 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #440 | prismatic wad | 1 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #1451 | rigid carapace | 2 |
| #937 | roll of toilet paper | 52 |
| #2142 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 3 |
| #2217 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 3 |
| #1121 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 7 |
| #2728 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2268 | sawblade fragment | 14 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #478 | shimmering tendrils | 1 |
| #202 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 1 |
| #1973 | spade necklace | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #686 | stick of "gum" | 2 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #1712 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 17 |
| #2049 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 24 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #3736 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 11 |
| #1748 | stuffed Meat | 17 |
| #1830 | stuffed alien blob | 3 |
| #6261 | stuffed angry cow | 4 |
| #2998 | stuffed astral badger | 15 |
| #2608 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 19 |
| #4472 | stuffed cocoabo | 8 |
| #747 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 8 |
| #2468 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 20 |
| #3213 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 14 |
| #1658 | stuffed gray blob | 6 |
| #3811 | stuffed hand turkey | 11 |
| #1761 | stuffed key | 12 |
| #1458 | stuffed martini | 3 |
| #3558 | stuffed mind flayer | 12 |
| #1895 | stuffed mink | 14 |
| #1562 | stuffed monocle | 22 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #2935 | stuffed scary death orb | 16 |
| #1466 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 13 |
| #3558 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 12 |
| #2289 | stuffed snowy owl | 21 |
| #3394 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 13 |
| #3725 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 11 |
| #1761 | stuffed teddy butler | 17 |
| #1449 | stuffed tin of caviar | 25 |
| #1658 | stuffed treasure chest | 15 |
| #3049 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 15 |
| #159 | super salad | 2 |
| #1213 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #255 | tattered paper crown | 3 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #2772 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #2743 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2203 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 3 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #3950 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 4 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #4802 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #2162 | tiny plastic goth giant | 3 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #2822 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #2725 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #6151 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #4857 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2750 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #2695 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #1357 | towel | 3 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1445 | twitching claw | 2 |
| #1507 | unstable DNA | 16 |
| #237 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 7 |
| #1028 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 5 |
| #547 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 10 |
| #312 | wad of cotton | 10 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #587 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |