| #10 | "caramel" orange | 226 |
| #59 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 22 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bloodbath | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #205 | C.H.U.M. knife | 5 |
| #183 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 1 |
| #146 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #700 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| 🥇 | Ginsu™ | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #323 | Hodgman's blanket | 4 |
| #136 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #225 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #731 | Let Me Be! | 2 |
| #285 | Maxing, Relaxing | 4 |
| 🥇 | Meatcleaver | 1 |
| #875 | Microplushie: Bropane | 2 |
| #835 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #623 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 4 |
| #746 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #771 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 4 |
| #863 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 3 |
| #576 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #814 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 2 |
| #779 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 5 |
| #832 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 2 |
| #736 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 5 |
| #16 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet | 1 |
| #15 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass | 1 |
| #11 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge | 1 |
| #14 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves | 1 |
| #13 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow | 1 |
| #32 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 25 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #571 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 3 |
| #567 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 2 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #442 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 3 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 2 |
| #487 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 4 |
| #355 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 2 |
| #432 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 3 |
| #409 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 5 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #348 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 6 |
| #349 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 6 |
| #471 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 4 |
| #283 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 7 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #212 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #659 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 2 |
| #436 | Summer Nights | 3 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| 🥇 | Truthsayer | 1 |
| #4 | White Dragon Fang | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #45 | bewitching boots | 1 |
| #26 | big bumboozer marble | 1 |
| #403 | bowl of fishysoisse | 2 |
| #8 | boxed gumball machine | 18 |
| #41 | brazen bracelet | 1 |
| #7 | can of mixed everything | 20 |
| #8 | carnivorous potted plant | 15 |
| #15 | cloning kit | 230 |
| #716 | comfy coffin | 1 |
| #557 | concentrated garbage juice | 1 |
| #38 | corncob pipe | 26 |
| #272 | cup of infinite pencils | 5 |
| #380 | cyborg stompin' boot | 5 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #9 | depleted Crimbonium football helmet | 49 |
| #268 | disassembled clover | 360 |
| #13 | electric pants | 54 |
| #741 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #9 | festive egg sac | 16 |
| #439 | filth-encrusted futon | 2 |
| #8 | fleshy putty | 231 |
| #73 | frayed rope belt | 16 |
| #708 | frozen banquet | 1 |
| #10 | golden fleece | 52 |
| #2307 | golden ring | 22 |
| #183 | hobo fortress blueprints | 1 |
| #157 | immense cyborg hand | 13 |
| #459 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 3 |
| #1494 | killing feather | 32 |
| #11 | lab-grown meat | 230 |
| #461 | laser-broiled pear | 19 |
| #385 | lewd playing card | 6 |
| #50 | lucky bottlecap | 21 |
| 🥉 | makeshift castanets | 1 |
| #36 | molten medallion | 1 |
| #298 | monomolecular yo-yo | 245 |
| #47 | monstrous monocle | 1 |
| #37 | musty moccasins | 1 |
| #328 | oversized fish scaler | 11 |
| #44 | panhandle panhandling hat | 24 |
| #6 | peppermint-scented socks | 47 |
| #9 | poisonsettia | 231 |
| #153 | polyalloy shield | 13 |
| #18 | potato alarm clock | 15 |
| #9 | projectile chemistry set | 235 |
| #1854 | robotronic egg | 2 |
| #287 | rogue swarmer | 94 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2765 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #1137 | sawblade fragment | 45 |
| #7 | self-repairing earmuffs | 57 |
| #104 | sleazy bindle | 6 |
| #305 | spooky bindle | 3 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #330 | stinkin' bindle | 2 |
| #3927 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 10 |
| #7813 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #5706 | stuffed angry cow | 5 |
| #5798 | stuffed astral badger | 5 |
| #6358 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #4472 | stuffed cocoabo | 8 |
| #5307 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 6 |
| #7014 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 3 |
| #185 | stuffed gray blob | 243 |
| #7012 | stuffed hand turkey | 3 |
| #4939 | stuffed mind flayer | 7 |
| #5804 | stuffed scary death orb | 5 |
| #1779 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 10 |
| #7828 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #3880 | stuffed snowy owl | 10 |
| #4579 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 8 |
| #1685 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 4 |
| #5727 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #7007 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #8 | synthetic rock | 16 |
| #204 | ten-leaf clover | 127 |
| #5 | the Crymbich Manuscript | 19 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #10 | third ear | 52 |
| #220 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 5 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #6213 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #2856 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #4831 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 4 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #2872 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 6 |
| #3949 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 4 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic grue | 4 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #6137 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #4787 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #3296 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 5 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #6158 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #2148 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 3 |
| #13 | universal biscuit | 229 |
| #1546 | unstable laser battery | 35 |
| #267 | vibrating cyborg knife | 14 |
| #600 | voodoo snuff | 1 |
| #31 | yule hatchet | 25 |