| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #183 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 3 |
| #2709 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #611 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 3 |
| #2386 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #899 | Boss Bat bling | 3 |
| #1514 | Boss Bat britches | 6 |
| #1742 | Breathetasticâ„¢ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #446 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #288 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #92 | Cloaca Cola Polar | 30 |
| #48 | Cloaca grenade | 278 |
| #39 | Cloaca-Cola | 1,190 |
| #48 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 61 |
| #218 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 12 |
| #261 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 9 |
| #577 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 3 |
| #268 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 9 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1874 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #109 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 1 |
| #12 | Crimbo hat | 1 |
| #8 | Crimbo pants | 1 |
| #755 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #11 | Crimbo sword | 1 |
| #97 | Crimbo ukulele | 2 |
| #238 | Crimbo wreath | 3 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #595 | Crimboween memo | 18 |
| #1003 | Crown of the Goblin King | 24 |
| #445 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #307 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 8 |
| #57 | Hanukkimbo dreidl | 1 |
| #25 | Mr. Accessory | 10 |
| #23 | Mr. Eh? | 1 |
| #423 | Regular Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #1463 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #1653 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #499 | baconstone | 16 |
| #1848 | badass belt | 29 |
| #247 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #1914 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1663 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #1067 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #5 | black & tan | 2,761 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2666 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #3305 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2555 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #1073 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #436 | bow | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2398 | candy stake | 3 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| #166 | duct tape | 309 |
| #1576 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #928 | easter egg balloon | 27 |
| #728 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 9 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1427 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #85 | fuzzy dice | 26 |
| #1044 | giant pinky ring | 11 |
| #791 | gingerbread horror | 8 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #366 | hamethyst | 22 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2308 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1767 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1984 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1847 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1364 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1140 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #30 | orange traffic cone | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #494 | petrified time | 1 |
| #929 | pink glowstick | 2 |
| #290 | porquoise | 25 |
| #2035 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2228 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2206 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1647 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #373 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 5 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #190 | six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1809 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| #1950 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #1478 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #2248 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #1585 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #2248 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1713 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #1712 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #4313 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #4041 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic sword | 2 |
| #1868 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1040 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #388 | tropical wrapping paper | 3 |
| #1291 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #1045 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1801 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2819 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1329 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |