| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #184 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 3 |
| #2706 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #611 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 3 |
| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #899 | Boss Bat bling | 3 |
| #1506 | Boss Bat britches | 6 |
| #1736 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #445 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #91 | Cloaca Cola Polar | 30 |
| #48 | Cloaca grenade | 278 |
| #39 | Cloaca-Cola | 1,190 |
| #49 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 61 |
| #215 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 12 |
| #258 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 9 |
| #578 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 3 |
| #265 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 9 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1871 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #110 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 1 |
| #12 | Crimbo hat | 1 |
| #9 | Crimbo pants | 1 |
| #751 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #11 | Crimbo sword | 1 |
| #97 | Crimbo ukulele | 2 |
| #239 | Crimbo wreath | 3 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #595 | Crimboween memo | 18 |
| #998 | Crown of the Goblin King | 24 |
| #443 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #305 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 8 |
| #57 | Hanukkimbo dreidl | 1 |
| #26 | Mr. Accessory | 10 |
| #23 | Mr. Eh? | 1 |
| #422 | Regular Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #1654 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #494 | baconstone | 16 |
| #1848 | badass belt | 29 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #5 | black & tan | 2,761 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #3304 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #438 | bow | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2396 | candy stake | 3 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| #165 | duct tape | 309 |
| #1578 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #929 | easter egg balloon | 27 |
| #725 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 9 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1428 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #85 | fuzzy dice | 26 |
| #1041 | giant pinky ring | 11 |
| #790 | gingerbread horror | 8 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #362 | hamethyst | 22 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1140 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #30 | orange traffic cone | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #930 | pink glowstick | 2 |
| #287 | porquoise | 25 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #372 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 5 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #190 | six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| #1947 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #1582 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #1711 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #62 | tiny plastic sword | 2 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #389 | tropical wrapping paper | 3 |
| #1284 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |