| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1643 | CRIMBCO wine | 2 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #8 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 190 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1616 | Crimbuck | 114 |
| 🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #2266 | Drowsy Sword | 2 |
| #1169 | FDKOL commendation | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #7 | Jack-in-the-box | 277 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #3359 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| #212 | Microplushie: Bropane | 65 |
| #202 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 21 |
| #242 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 23 |
| #291 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 8 |
| #288 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 31 |
| #252 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 56 |
| #191 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 7 |
| #230 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 30 |
| #274 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 54 |
| #221 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 40 |
| #225 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 52 |
| #6 | Red Rover BB gun | 267 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #28 | The Necbromancer's Shorts | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥇 | Tickle-Me Emilio | 1 |
| #912 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #634 | anniversary gift box | 6 |
| #1064 | anticheese | 1 |
| #6543 | badass belt | 2 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #6 | bejeweled cufflinks | 230 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #4829 | box of sunshine | 8 |
| #83 | club necklace | 47 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #13 | designer handbag | 75 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| #94 | diamond necklace | 43 |
| #103 | double-ice britches | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #6 | fancy opera glasses | 218 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #608 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #7 | garish pinky ring | 202 |
| #6 | giant designer sunglasses | 187 |
| #5336 | grue egg | 1 |
| #71 | heart necklace | 55 |
| #1671 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #1085 | motivational poster | 2 |
| #2852 | obsidian dagger | 2 |
| #12 | peanut brittle shield | 253 |
| #350 | purple glowstick | 4 |
| #4 | red-and-green sweater | 251 |
| #15 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 167 |
| #17 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 153 |
| #15 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 172 |
| #15 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 169 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| 🥉 | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #124 | spade necklace | 38 |
| #3296 | spectre scepter | 2 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| 🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
| #84 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 292 |
| #117 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 216 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #15 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 993 |
| #20 | stuffed Meat | 846 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #30 | stuffed angry cow | 784 |
| #22 | stuffed astral badger | 1,057 |
| #21 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1,133 |
| #23 | stuffed cocoabo | 1,062 |
| #483 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 14 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #442 | stuffed doppelshifter | 31 |
| #25 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1,011 |
| #22 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1,065 |
| #19 | stuffed hand turkey | 1,016 |
| #8 | stuffed key | 1,782 |
| #744 | stuffed martini | 10 |
| #19 | stuffed mind flayer | 1,071 |
| #124 | stuffed mink | 251 |
| #18 | stuffed monocle | 911 |
| #208 | stuffed pocketwatch | 1 |
| #24 | stuffed scary death orb | 1,052 |
| #19 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1,074 |
| #20 | stuffed snowy owl | 875 |
| #21 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1,056 |
| #1297 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 6 |
| #14 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1,034 |
| #102 | stuffed teddy butler | 274 |
| #19 | stuffed tin of caviar | 888 |
| #7 | stuffed treasure chest | 1,712 |
| #20 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1,041 |
| #322 | stuffed zmobie | 3 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #1213 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #66 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #437 | wad of cotton | 6 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #845 | wrench bracelet | 2 |
| #1456 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |