| #93 | 1952 Mickey Mantle card | 52 |
| #1228 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #462 | BURT | 30 |
| #16 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 92 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #176 | Bonerdagon necklace | 53 |
| #77 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 33 |
| #21 | Crimbo Credit | 629 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #869 | FDKOL commendation | 5 |
| #13 | GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card | 2 |
| #602 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
| #388 | Jack-in-the-box | 16 |
| #250 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 4 |
| #587 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 46 |
| #10 | Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit | 2 |
| #26 | Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog | 2 |
| #93 | Mr. Accessory Jr. | 1 |
| #234 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 4 |
| #385 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 1 |
| #234 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 4 |
| #328 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 1 |
| #313 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 1 |
| #51 | Operation Patriot Shield | 1 |
| #61 | Schmalz's First Prize Beer | 1 |
| #703 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #659 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 2 |
| #823 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 4 |
| #1804 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #625 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #2345 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #751 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 2 |
| #114 | Tome of Clip Art | 1 |
| #47 | V for Vivala mask | 1 |
| #858 | adorable seal larva | 3 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #197 | bag of QWOP | 2 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| #689 | blue class ring | 2 |
| #3980 | box of sunshine | 14 |
| #206 | bubblin' crude | 70 |
| #298 | can of V-11 | 1 |
| #442 | commemorative war stein | 26 |
| #535 | designer handbag | 5 |
| #155 | empty agua de vida bottle | 1,251 |
| #148 | fancy seashell necklace | 168 |
| #249 | fistful of ashes | 14 |
| #378 | fossilized baboon skull | 1 |
| #329 | fossilized bat skull | 1 |
| #571 | fossilized limb | 9 |
| #404 | fossilized serpent skull | 1 |
| #547 | fossilized spike | 5 |
| #358 | fossilized spine | 4 |
| #424 | fossilized torso | 9 |
| #341 | fossilized wing | 9 |
| #808 | friendly cheez blob | 3 |
| #817 | fudgecule | 278 |
| #843 | handful of confetti | 50 |
| #523 | heart of the volcano | 13 |
| #1003 | macaroni duck | 2 |
| #585 | obsidian dagger | 31 |
| #191 | paperclip | 258 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #39 | soap knife | 139 |
| #298 | solid gold bowling ball | 64 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #140 | spooky rattling cigar box | 1 |
| #8 | sugar shorts | 227 |
| #179 | sunken chest | 96 |
| #940 | useless powder | 53 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #186 | warbear auto-anvil | 1 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |