| #96 | 1952 Mickey Mantle card | 52 |
| #1229 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #463 | BURT | 30 |
| #16 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 92 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #175 | Bonerdagon necklace | 53 |
| #76 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 33 |
| #21 | Crimbo Credit | 629 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #867 | FDKOL commendation | 5 |
| #13 | GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card | 2 |
| #601 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
| #389 | Jack-in-the-box | 16 |
| #250 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 4 |
| #592 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 46 |
| #10 | Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit | 2 |
| #26 | Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog | 2 |
| #93 | Mr. Accessory Jr. | 1 |
| #234 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 4 |
| #386 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 1 |
| #235 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 4 |
| #328 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 1 |
| #313 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 1 |
| #51 | Operation Patriot Shield | 1 |
| #60 | Schmalz's First Prize Beer | 1 |
| #705 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #659 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 2 |
| #823 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 4 |
| #1818 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #626 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #2348 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #752 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 2 |
| #114 | Tome of Clip Art | 1 |
| #46 | V for Vivala mask | 1 |
| #868 | adorable seal larva | 3 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #197 | bag of QWOP | 2 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| #689 | blue class ring | 2 |
| #3984 | box of sunshine | 14 |
| #206 | bubblin' crude | 70 |
| #299 | can of V-11 | 1 |
| #443 | commemorative war stein | 26 |
| #534 | designer handbag | 5 |
| #156 | empty agua de vida bottle | 1,251 |
| #148 | fancy seashell necklace | 168 |
| #249 | fistful of ashes | 14 |
| #378 | fossilized baboon skull | 1 |
| #329 | fossilized bat skull | 1 |
| #570 | fossilized limb | 9 |
| #405 | fossilized serpent skull | 1 |
| #547 | fossilized spike | 5 |
| #359 | fossilized spine | 4 |
| #423 | fossilized torso | 9 |
| #341 | fossilized wing | 9 |
| #810 | friendly cheez blob | 3 |
| #817 | fudgecule | 278 |
| #844 | handful of confetti | 50 |
| #524 | heart of the volcano | 13 |
| #1009 | macaroni duck | 2 |
| #585 | obsidian dagger | 31 |
| #192 | paperclip | 258 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #40 | soap knife | 139 |
| #298 | solid gold bowling ball | 64 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #139 | spooky rattling cigar box | 1 |
| #8 | sugar shorts | 227 |
| #180 | sunken chest | 96 |
| #939 | useless powder | 53 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #186 | warbear auto-anvil | 1 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |