| #91 | 1952 Mickey Mantle card | 52 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #460 | BURT | 30 |
| #16 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 92 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #176 | Bonerdagon necklace | 53 |
| #77 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 33 |
| #21 | Crimbo Credit | 629 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #869 | FDKOL commendation | 5 |
| #14 | GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card | 2 |
| #601 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
| #389 | Jack-in-the-box | 16 |
| #248 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 4 |
| #584 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 46 |
| #11 | Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit | 2 |
| #28 | Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog | 2 |
| #92 | Mr. Accessory Jr. | 1 |
| #230 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 4 |
| #385 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 1 |
| #232 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 4 |
| #324 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 1 |
| #312 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 1 |
| #51 | Operation Patriot Shield | 1 |
| #64 | Schmalz's First Prize Beer | 1 |
| #699 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #658 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 2 |
| #820 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 4 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #2327 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #748 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 2 |
| #119 | Tome of Clip Art | 1 |
| #48 | V for Vivala mask | 1 |
| #851 | adorable seal larva | 3 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #198 | bag of QWOP | 2 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| #681 | blue class ring | 2 |
| #3977 | box of sunshine | 14 |
| #203 | bubblin' crude | 70 |
| #296 | can of V-11 | 1 |
| #438 | commemorative war stein | 26 |
| #530 | designer handbag | 5 |
| #154 | empty agua de vida bottle | 1,251 |
| #148 | fancy seashell necklace | 168 |
| #248 | fistful of ashes | 14 |
| #379 | fossilized baboon skull | 1 |
| #331 | fossilized bat skull | 1 |
| #574 | fossilized limb | 9 |
| #405 | fossilized serpent skull | 1 |
| #550 | fossilized spike | 5 |
| #361 | fossilized spine | 4 |
| #425 | fossilized torso | 9 |
| #343 | fossilized wing | 9 |
| #801 | friendly cheez blob | 3 |
| #814 | fudgecule | 278 |
| #836 | handful of confetti | 50 |
| #520 | heart of the volcano | 13 |
| #998 | macaroni duck | 2 |
| #585 | obsidian dagger | 31 |
| #191 | paperclip | 258 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #39 | soap knife | 139 |
| #295 | solid gold bowling ball | 64 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #140 | spooky rattling cigar box | 1 |
| #9 | sugar shorts | 227 |
| #178 | sunken chest | 96 |
| #940 | useless powder | 53 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #186 | warbear auto-anvil | 1 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |