| #87 | 37x37x37 puzzle cube | 47 |
| #254 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 4 |
| #67 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 3 |
| #76 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 3 |
| #101 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 2 |
| #39 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 3 |
| #132 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 2 |
| #45 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 3 |
| #172 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 8 |
| #212 | BGE merchandise order form | 20 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #78 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 2 |
| #15 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 17 |
| #34 | BittyCar MeatCar | 1 |
| #326 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 3 |
| #61 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 10 |
| #51 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 8 |
| #46 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 9 |
| #58 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 7 |
| #59 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 7 |
| #146 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #51 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 3 |
| #136 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #57 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 2 |
| #53 | Kissin' Cousins | 9 |
| #26 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 121 |
| #52 | Let Me Be! | 14 |
| #388 | Maxing, Relaxing | 3 |
| #228 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 18 |
| #509 | Microplushie: Bropane | 16 |
| #440 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 7 |
| #315 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 15 |
| #291 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 8 |
| #529 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 11 |
| #422 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 24 |
| #352 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 3 |
| #383 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 14 |
| #311 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 43 |
| #411 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 15 |
| #399 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 21 |
| #152 | NPZR chemistry set | 38 |
| #180 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 7 |
| #176 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 8 |
| #181 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 7 |
| #155 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 5 |
| #180 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 4 |
| #121 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 7 |
| #67 | Prelude of Precision | 2 |
| #153 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 7 |
| #80 | Summer Nights | 9 |
| #410 | Tales from the Fireside | 3 |
| #232 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 13 |
| #131 | The Art of Slapfighting | 9 |
| #222 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 6 |
| #221 | The Joy of Wassailing | 15 |
| #151 | The Necbronomicon | 2 |
| #42 | The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants | 3 |
| #90 | Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag | 45 |
| #68 | Travels with Jerry | 10 |
| #197 | Uncle Romulus | 6 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #733 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #167 | antique bottle opener | 5 |
| #46 | antique painting of a landscape | 12 |
| #354 | antique pair of blue jeans | 2 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #586 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #86 | barskin tent | 4 |
| #167 | beanbag chair | 3 |
| #103 | bed of coals | 7 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #76 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| #197 | bottle of fire | 50 |
| #126 | comfy coffin | 8 |
| #121 | cottage | 4 |
| #19 | cube of billiard chalk | 43 |
| #31 | cyclops eyedrops | 40 |
| #568 | empty agua de vida bottle | 229 |
| #99 | filth-encrusted futon | 7 |
| #546 | fossilized limb | 10 |
| #307 | fossilized spider skull | 1 |
| #508 | fossilized spike | 6 |
| #699 | fossilized wing | 1 |
| #119 | gauze hammock | 1 |
| #93 | handful of Crotchety Pine needles | 2 |
| #18 | irradiated pet snacks | 45 |
| #192 | lump of Saccharine Maple sap | 1 |
| #90 | magicberry tablets | 43 |
| #88 | magnetic sculpture kit | 24 |
| #41 | ram stick | 338 |
| #697 | sleeping stocking | 2 |
| #146 | spice melange | 1 |
| #159 | stained mattress | 6 |