| #87 | 37x37x37 puzzle cube | 47 |
| #255 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 4 |
| #66 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 3 |
| #74 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 3 |
| #100 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 2 |
| #38 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 3 |
| #132 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 2 |
| #44 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 3 |
| #172 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 8 |
| #212 | BGE merchandise order form | 20 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #77 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 2 |
| #16 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 17 |
| #36 | BittyCar MeatCar | 1 |
| #326 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 3 |
| #60 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 10 |
| #50 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 8 |
| #45 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 9 |
| #57 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 7 |
| #58 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 7 |
| #145 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #50 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 3 |
| #134 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #57 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 2 |
| #53 | Kissin' Cousins | 9 |
| #26 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 121 |
| #53 | Let Me Be! | 14 |
| #387 | Maxing, Relaxing | 3 |
| #228 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 18 |
| #513 | Microplushie: Bropane | 16 |
| #445 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 7 |
| #318 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 15 |
| #294 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 8 |
| #533 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 11 |
| #424 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 24 |
| #354 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 3 |
| #387 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 14 |
| #313 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 43 |
| #416 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 15 |
| #402 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 21 |
| #152 | NPZR chemistry set | 38 |
| #182 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 7 |
| #177 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 8 |
| #183 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 7 |
| #156 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 5 |
| #183 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 4 |
| #122 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 7 |
| #67 | Prelude of Precision | 2 |
| #152 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 7 |
| #81 | Summer Nights | 9 |
| #409 | Tales from the Fireside | 3 |
| #232 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 13 |
| #131 | The Art of Slapfighting | 9 |
| #224 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 6 |
| #221 | The Joy of Wassailing | 15 |
| #152 | The Necbronomicon | 2 |
| #42 | The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants | 3 |
| #91 | Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag | 45 |
| #69 | Travels with Jerry | 10 |
| #198 | Uncle Romulus | 6 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #736 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #168 | antique bottle opener | 5 |
| #46 | antique painting of a landscape | 12 |
| #354 | antique pair of blue jeans | 2 |
| #930 | antique record album | 1 |
| #588 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #87 | barskin tent | 4 |
| #168 | beanbag chair | 3 |
| #104 | bed of coals | 7 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #75 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| #198 | bottle of fire | 50 |
| #126 | comfy coffin | 8 |
| #121 | cottage | 4 |
| #19 | cube of billiard chalk | 43 |
| #31 | cyclops eyedrops | 40 |
| #569 | empty agua de vida bottle | 229 |
| #99 | filth-encrusted futon | 7 |
| #543 | fossilized limb | 10 |
| #306 | fossilized spider skull | 1 |
| #507 | fossilized spike | 6 |
| #696 | fossilized wing | 1 |
| #121 | gauze hammock | 1 |
| #93 | handful of Crotchety Pine needles | 2 |
| #19 | irradiated pet snacks | 45 |
| #193 | lump of Saccharine Maple sap | 1 |
| #90 | magicberry tablets | 43 |
| #88 | magnetic sculpture kit | 24 |
| #41 | ram stick | 338 |
| #697 | sleeping stocking | 2 |
| #147 | spice melange | 1 |
| #159 | stained mattress | 6 |