| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #133 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 2 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #98 | El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #371 | El Vibrato power sphere | 2 |
| #288 | El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) | 1 |
| #148 | El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) | 4 |
| #153 | El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) | 2 |
| #227 | El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) | 1 |
| #128 | El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) | 2 |
| #224 | El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) | 3 |
| #296 | El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #334 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
| #76 | bone spurs | 1 |
| #72 | clockwork claws | 1 |
| #93 | clockwork sheet | 1 |
| #65 | clockwork spine | 1 |
| #244 | dusty animal jawbone | 1 |
| #306 | dusty animal pelvis | 1 |
| #290 | dusty eighth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #312 | dusty eighth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #305 | dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #295 | dusty fifth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #291 | dusty fifth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #291 | dusty first caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #302 | dusty first cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #188 | dusty fourth cervical vertebra | 2 |
| #306 | dusty fourth lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #318 | dusty left clavicle | 1 |
| #305 | dusty left femur | 1 |
| #286 | dusty left fibula | 1 |
| #304 | dusty left fifth rib | 1 |
| #301 | dusty left first rib | 1 |
| #295 | dusty left fourth front claw | 1 |
| #294 | dusty left fourth rib | 1 |
| #293 | dusty left scapula | 1 |
| #321 | dusty left tenth rib | 1 |
| #305 | dusty left third rib | 1 |
| #305 | dusty left thumb | 1 |
| #312 | dusty left tibia | 1 |
| #308 | dusty left twelfth rib | 1 |
| #296 | dusty left ulna | 1 |
| #288 | dusty right eleventh rib | 1 |
| #300 | dusty right femur | 1 |
| #304 | dusty right fifth rib | 1 |
| #310 | dusty right first front claw | 1 |
| #296 | dusty right first rear claw | 1 |
| #281 | dusty right fourth front claw | 1 |
| #287 | dusty right fourth rib | 1 |
| #295 | dusty right seventh rib | 1 |
| #294 | dusty right third rib | 1 |
| #306 | dusty right thumb | 1 |
| #291 | dusty right tibia | 1 |
| #310 | dusty sacral vertebrae | 1 |
| #291 | dusty second caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #303 | dusty second lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #298 | dusty seventh caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #309 | dusty seventh cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #283 | dusty seventh lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #289 | dusty sixth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #298 | dusty sixth cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #1092 | frigid ninja stars | 1 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #2353 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #104 | ninja pirate zombie robot head | 1 |
| #434 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #1957 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #238 | palm-frond cloak | 1 |
| #364 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #2128 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #500 | teeny-tiny ninja stars | 1 |
| #35 | tiny bust of Pallas | 6 |
| #94 | tiny costume wardrobe | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #2263 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #2591 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |