| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #279 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #256 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #223 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #132 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 2 |
| #225 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #565 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #1118 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1053 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #99 | El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #374 | El Vibrato power sphere | 2 |
| #291 | El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) | 1 |
| #150 | El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) | 4 |
| #154 | El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) | 2 |
| #231 | El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) | 1 |
| #130 | El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) | 2 |
| #227 | El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) | 3 |
| #298 | El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #397 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #444 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #333 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
| #76 | bone spurs | 1 |
| #72 | clockwork claws | 1 |
| #93 | clockwork sheet | 1 |
| #65 | clockwork spine | 1 |
| #245 | dusty animal jawbone | 1 |
| #307 | dusty animal pelvis | 1 |
| #291 | dusty eighth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #313 | dusty eighth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #305 | dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #295 | dusty fifth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #292 | dusty fifth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #291 | dusty first caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #303 | dusty first cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #189 | dusty fourth cervical vertebra | 2 |
| #307 | dusty fourth lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #319 | dusty left clavicle | 1 |
| #307 | dusty left femur | 1 |
| #286 | dusty left fibula | 1 |
| #305 | dusty left fifth rib | 1 |
| #303 | dusty left first rib | 1 |
| #296 | dusty left fourth front claw | 1 |
| #294 | dusty left fourth rib | 1 |
| #294 | dusty left scapula | 1 |
| #322 | dusty left tenth rib | 1 |
| #306 | dusty left third rib | 1 |
| #305 | dusty left thumb | 1 |
| #312 | dusty left tibia | 1 |
| #308 | dusty left twelfth rib | 1 |
| #296 | dusty left ulna | 1 |
| #289 | dusty right eleventh rib | 1 |
| #301 | dusty right femur | 1 |
| #304 | dusty right fifth rib | 1 |
| #310 | dusty right first front claw | 1 |
| #296 | dusty right first rear claw | 1 |
| #281 | dusty right fourth front claw | 1 |
| #288 | dusty right fourth rib | 1 |
| #296 | dusty right seventh rib | 1 |
| #294 | dusty right third rib | 1 |
| #308 | dusty right thumb | 1 |
| #292 | dusty right tibia | 1 |
| #310 | dusty sacral vertebrae | 1 |
| #292 | dusty second caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #305 | dusty second lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #299 | dusty seventh caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #309 | dusty seventh cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #283 | dusty seventh lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #290 | dusty sixth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #299 | dusty sixth cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #1093 | frigid ninja stars | 1 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #426 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #2351 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #104 | ninja pirate zombie robot head | 1 |
| #435 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #1955 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #238 | palm-frond cloak | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #227 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #2126 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #501 | teeny-tiny ninja stars | 1 |
| #35 | tiny bust of Pallas | 6 |
| #92 | tiny costume wardrobe | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3062 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3977 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #2588 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |