| #3370 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1650 | Drowsy Sword | 5 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #2506 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 5 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #5055 | badass belt | 5 |
| #1017 | bit of clingfilm | 3 |
| #3302 | bottle of goofballs | 4 |
| 🥈 | carbonite visor | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #1650 | duct tape | 6 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #803 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 11 |
| #1164 | facsimile dictionary | 5 |
| #477 | filthy lucre | 81 |
| #697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #3467 | grue egg | 4 |
| #3453 | handful of confetti | 5 |
| #2034 | obsidian dagger | 5 |
| 🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | polymorphic fastening apparatus | 1 |
| #858 | radium-flavored potato chips | 11 |
| 🥈 | silicon-infused gluteal shield | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2560 | spectre scepter | 5 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #806 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 11 |
| #439 | worthless gewgaw | 9 |
| #861 | worthless knick-knack | 2 |
| #645 | worthless trinket | 2 |