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| #663 | 2-ball | 5 |
| #559 | 3-ball | 7 |
| #889 | 4-ball | 3 |
| #774 | 5-ball | 4 |
| #603 | 6-ball | 6 |
| #904 | 7-ball | 3 |
| #747 | 8-ball | 21 |
| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #295 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #608 | Goodfella contract | 19 |
| #1287 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1946 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #2439 | box of sunshine | 45 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #28 | crazy little Turkish delight | 2,024 |
| #191 | cyborg stompin' boot | 8 |
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| #305 | dusty left fifth rib | 1 |
| #207 | dusty left first rear claw | 2 |
| #303 | dusty left first rib | 1 |
| #139 | dusty left fourth front claw | 3 |
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| #294 | dusty left fourth rib | 1 |
| #305 | dusty left humerus | 1 |
| #190 | dusty left kneecap | 2 |
| #152 | dusty left ninth rib | 3 |
| #297 | dusty left radius | 1 |
| #191 | dusty left scapula | 2 |
| #200 | dusty left second front claw | 2 |
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| #199 | dusty left second rib | 2 |
| #83 | dusty left seventh rib | 5 |
| #141 | dusty left sixth rib | 3 |
| #184 | dusty left tenth rib | 2 |
| #58 | dusty left third front claw | 6 |
| #303 | dusty left third rear claw | 1 |
| #306 | dusty left third rib | 1 |
| #146 | dusty left thumb | 3 |
| #207 | dusty left twelfth rib | 2 |
| #193 | dusty left ulna | 2 |
| #97 | dusty ninth caudal vertebra | 4 |
| #185 | dusty right clavicle | 2 |
| #146 | dusty right eighth rib | 3 |
| #206 | dusty right femur | 2 |
| #57 | dusty right fibula | 7 |
| #145 | dusty right fifth rib | 3 |
| #107 | dusty right first front claw | 4 |
| #141 | dusty right first rear claw | 3 |
| #141 | dusty right first rib | 3 |
| #177 | dusty right fourth front claw | 2 |
| #75 | dusty right fourth rear claw | 5 |
| #136 | dusty right kneecap | 3 |
| #119 | dusty right ninth rib | 4 |
| #289 | dusty right scapula | 1 |
| #292 | dusty right second front claw | 1 |
| #296 | dusty right seventh rib | 1 |
| #138 | dusty right sixth rib | 3 |
| #186 | dusty right tenth rib | 2 |
| #137 | dusty right third front claw | 3 |
| #314 | dusty right third rear claw | 1 |
| #294 | dusty right third rib | 1 |
| #141 | dusty right tibia | 3 |
| #196 | dusty right twelfth rib | 2 |
| #194 | dusty right ulna | 2 |
| #198 | dusty sacral vertebrae | 2 |
| #189 | dusty second cervical vertebra | 2 |
| #305 | dusty second lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #296 | dusty second thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #299 | dusty seventh caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #309 | dusty seventh cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #187 | dusty seventh lumbar vertebra | 2 |
| #270 | dusty seventh thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #101 | dusty sixth caudal vertebra | 4 |
| #135 | dusty sixth cervical vertebra | 3 |
| #142 | dusty sixth lumbar vertebra | 3 |
| #104 | dusty sixth thoracic vertebra | 4 |
| #63 | dusty tenth caudal vertebra | 6 |
| #184 | dusty third caudal vertebra | 2 |
| #75 | dusty third lumbar vertebra | 5 |
| #145 | dusty third thoracic vertebra | 3 |
| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #196 | laser-broiled pear | 38 |
| #2043 | nanite-infested candy cane | 4 |
| #530 | nanite-infested eggnog | 9 |
| #720 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 7 |
| #1086 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #562 | nanofiber cloth | 9 |
| 🥈 | orcish nailing lube | 1,343 |
| #88 | phish stick | 12 |
| #228 | pile of dusty animal bones | 32 |
| #57 | ridiculous sandwich | 30 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #670 | robotronic egg | 43 |
| #108 | rocky road ice cream | 1 |
| #262 | rogue swarmer | 100 |
| #6 | seal lube | 78 |
| #77 | set of jacks | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #5208 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 6 |
| #4247 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 9 |
| #3380 | stuffed angry cow | 13 |
| #8973 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #4895 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 7 |
| #6180 | stuffed cocoabo | 4 |
| #3825 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 11 |
| #5338 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 6 |
| #2146 | stuffed gray blob | 3 |
| #8977 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
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| #4332 | stuffed scary death orb | 9 |
| #1661 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 11 |
| #5797 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 5 |
| #8803 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #4308 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 9 |
| #3043 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #4923 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 7 |
| #4591 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 8 |
| #277 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 68 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3989 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #2776 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #2067 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #2498 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 7 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #2453 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #2805 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #2059 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #1741 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 4 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #2158 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 3 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #2626 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #2514 | tiny plastic angry goat | 7 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 3 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #3364 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 4 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1813 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 10 |
| #2198 | tiny plastic blooper | 3 |
| #2850 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #2856 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 6 |
| #3300 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 5 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #2768 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 12 |
| #2248 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 8 |
| #2527 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 7 |
| #2135 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 3 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2789 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #2028 | tiny plastic grue | 9 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #2707 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #6148 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic killer bee | 4 |
| #2184 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 3 |
| #2009 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 9 |
| #2889 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 6 |
| #2171 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 3 |
| #2231 | tiny plastic mosquito | 8 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2800 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #2039 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 9 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #1767 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 3 |
| #2783 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #2560 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 7 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #1661 | tiny plastic stab bat | 11 |
| #2841 | tiny plastic star starfish | 6 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2894 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #1087 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 5 |
| #2123 | tiny plastic warwelf | 3 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3846 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #860 | toast | 816 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #181 | vibrating cyborg knife | 18 |
| #298 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 20 |
| #1584 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 3 |