| #1437 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1427 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1455 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1474 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #196 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 2 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1486 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2244 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #398 | Ancient Saucehelm | 6 |
| #146 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 61 |
| #1257 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #97 | Bjorn's Hammer | 4 |
| #1262 | Bonerdagon necklace | 6 |
| #793 | Boss Bat britches | 18 |
| #1741 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #966 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 7 |
| #968 | Colander of Em-er'il | 3 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #354 | Crown of the Goblin King | 67 |
| #661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 5 |
| #180 | Disco Banjo | 3 |
| #171 | Dolphin King's crown | 25 |
| #130 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 28 |
| #1102 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #534 | Elder Turtle Shell | 5 |
| #127 | Kevlar balloon | 1 |
| #172 | Mace of the Tortoise | 3 |
| #173 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 31 |
| #146 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 2 |
| #450 | Rock and Roll Legend | 2 |
| #237 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 10 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #1256 | Time Juice | 2 |
| #936 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2405 | Valentine | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #399 | Wand of Nagamar | 13 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #91 | albatross necklace | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2604 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #682 | annoying pitchfork | 3 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #1079 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #451 | aspirin | 2 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
| #686 | badass belt | 73 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #574 | banana-frosted king cake | 4 |
| #338 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #1653 | blood flower | 1 |
| #125 | blue velvet cake | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #804 | bottle of goofballs | 32 |
| #3539 | box of sunshine | 19 |
| #232 | broken carburetor | 1 |
| #938 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
| #465 | bungle in the jungle | 1 |
| #2743 | candy cane | 6 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #119 | cheap toaster | 15 |
| #440 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 24 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #91 | container of Spooky Putty | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #499 | drywall axe | 26 |
| #656 | duck-on-a-string | 3 |
| #28 | duct tape shirt | 8 |
| #554 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 1 |
| #1034 | easter egg balloon | 24 |
| #1838 | eggnog | 4 |
| #313 | enchanted toothpick | 4 |
| #254 | especially salty dog | 1 |
| #181 | facsimile dictionary | 56 |
| #2521 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #379 | flaming glowsticks | 1 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #154 | fuzzy dice | 19 |
| #721 | giant discarded bottlecap | 6 |
| #475 | giant discarded plastic fork | 21 |
| #965 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 3 |
| #164 | giant glass of brandy | 3 |
| #1121 | giant pinky ring | 10 |
| #2821 | gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #1495 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #1613 | grue egg | 15 |
| #54 | haiku katana | 2 |
| #1648 | hamethyst | 3 |
| #358 | hot pink lipstick | 1 |
| #691 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #328 | limburger biker boots | 1 |
| #1203 | lucky rabbit's foot | 4 |
| #303 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #531 | mushroom fermenting solution | 16 |
| #2525 | nanite-infested candy cane | 3 |
| #1042 | nanite-infested eggnog | 5 |
| #1396 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 4 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #80 | naughty origami kit | 1 |
| #470 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #133 | packet of mayfly bait | 1 |
| #519 | pail | 21 |
| #178 | pants of the Slug Lord | 21 |
| #806 | party hat | 1 |
| #53 | plexiglass pants | 4 |
| #104 | plexiglass pendant | 2 |
| #106 | plexiglass pikestaff | 3 |
| #107 | plexiglass pinky ring | 2 |
| #31 | plexiglass pith helmet | 8 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #119 | pork elf goodies sack | 65 |
| #1313 | porquoise | 4 |
| #1299 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #874 | salamander spleen | 2 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #342 | shiny ring | 73 |
| #944 | solid gold bowling ball | 14 |
| #1204 | spectral pickle | 2 |
| #396 | spooky bicycle chain | 6 |
| #452 | spooky cosmetics bag | 5 |
| #993 | stainless steel scarf | 3 |
| #535 | stainless steel shillelagh | 8 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #564 | stainless steel slacks | 7 |
| #773 | stainless steel solitaire | 4 |
| #391 | stainless steel suspenders | 10 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #99 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 5 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #360 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #315 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #984 | twinkly wad | 3 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #1255 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 5 |
| #1821 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #673 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |