| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1425 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1453 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1472 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #196 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 2 |
| #1433 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1423 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2243 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #394 | Ancient Saucehelm | 6 |
| #147 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 61 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #96 | Bjorn's Hammer | 4 |
| #1263 | Bonerdagon necklace | 6 |
| #792 | Boss Bat britches | 18 |
| #1736 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #966 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 7 |
| #968 | Colander of Em-er'il | 3 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #353 | Crown of the Goblin King | 67 |
| #660 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 5 |
| #178 | Disco Banjo | 3 |
| #169 | Dolphin King's crown | 25 |
| #130 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 28 |
| #1103 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #532 | Elder Turtle Shell | 5 |
| #127 | Kevlar balloon | 1 |
| #171 | Mace of the Tortoise | 3 |
| #173 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 31 |
| #146 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 2 |
| #447 | Rock and Roll Legend | 2 |
| #235 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 10 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #1258 | Time Juice | 2 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2404 | Valentine | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #399 | Wand of Nagamar | 13 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #91 | albatross necklace | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2610 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #681 | annoying pitchfork | 3 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #1079 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #451 | aspirin | 2 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #686 | badass belt | 73 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #574 | banana-frosted king cake | 4 |
| #337 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| #125 | blue velvet cake | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #799 | bottle of goofballs | 32 |
| #3536 | box of sunshine | 19 |
| #232 | broken carburetor | 1 |
| #937 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
| #465 | bungle in the jungle | 1 |
| #2741 | candy cane | 6 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #119 | cheap toaster | 15 |
| #440 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 24 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #92 | container of Spooky Putty | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #499 | drywall axe | 26 |
| #655 | duck-on-a-string | 3 |
| #28 | duct tape shirt | 8 |
| #551 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 1 |
| #1034 | easter egg balloon | 24 |
| #1840 | eggnog | 4 |
| #312 | enchanted toothpick | 4 |
| #253 | especially salty dog | 1 |
| #181 | facsimile dictionary | 56 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #379 | flaming glowsticks | 1 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #154 | fuzzy dice | 19 |
| #719 | giant discarded bottlecap | 6 |
| #475 | giant discarded plastic fork | 21 |
| #965 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 3 |
| #164 | giant glass of brandy | 3 |
| #1118 | giant pinky ring | 10 |
| #2821 | gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #1493 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #1612 | grue egg | 15 |
| #53 | haiku katana | 2 |
| #1645 | hamethyst | 3 |
| #357 | hot pink lipstick | 1 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #327 | limburger biker boots | 1 |
| #1202 | lucky rabbit's foot | 4 |
| #302 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #531 | mushroom fermenting solution | 16 |
| #2527 | nanite-infested candy cane | 3 |
| #1040 | nanite-infested eggnog | 5 |
| #1397 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 4 |
| #3425 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #80 | naughty origami kit | 1 |
| #471 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #134 | packet of mayfly bait | 1 |
| #516 | pail | 21 |
| #178 | pants of the Slug Lord | 21 |
| #808 | party hat | 1 |
| #52 | plexiglass pants | 4 |
| #104 | plexiglass pendant | 2 |
| #106 | plexiglass pikestaff | 3 |
| #106 | plexiglass pinky ring | 2 |
| #31 | plexiglass pith helmet | 8 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #120 | pork elf goodies sack | 65 |
| #1310 | porquoise | 4 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #874 | salamander spleen | 2 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #341 | shiny ring | 73 |
| #942 | solid gold bowling ball | 14 |
| #1206 | spectral pickle | 2 |
| #395 | spooky bicycle chain | 6 |
| #451 | spooky cosmetics bag | 5 |
| #993 | stainless steel scarf | 3 |
| #536 | stainless steel shillelagh | 8 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #565 | stainless steel slacks | 7 |
| #772 | stainless steel solitaire | 4 |
| #392 | stainless steel suspenders | 10 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #99 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 5 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #361 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #314 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #984 | twinkly wad | 3 |
| #727 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #1254 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 5 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |