| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #441 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 2 |
| #373 | BGE shotglass | 18 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #1919 | Bonerdagon necklace | 2 |
| #1411 | Boss Bat britches | 7 |
| #1009 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #658 | CRIMBCO mug | 16 |
| #145 | CRIMBCO scrip | 2,725 |
| #575 | CRIMBCO wine | 13 |
| #791 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 5 |
| #785 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 5 |
| #1072 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 6 |
| #1348 | Crimbo candied pecan | 1 |
| #1379 | Crimbo fudge | 1 |
| #1258 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #13 | Crimbuck | 10,639 |
| #294 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 21 |
| #842 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 2 |
| #995 | Drowsy Sword | 14 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #226 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 3 |
| #901 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 2 |
| #481 | LED block | 2 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #775 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #722 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 4 |
| #264 | Meat detector | 2 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #208 | Necrotelicomnicon | 3 |
| #762 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 5 |
| #113 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 6 |
| #370 | Red Pill | 1 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #349 | bath ball gift set | 14 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #1498 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 3 |
| #141 | can of sterno | 2 |
| #508 | cement sandals | 2 |
| #660 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #1980 | club necklace | 3 |
| #207 | cookie cookie | 4 |
| #243 | crumbling rat skull | 2 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #883 | diamond necklace | 8 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #1337 | elven cellocello | 15 |
| #131 | enchanted handwarmer | 1 |
| #1428 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #2190 | googly eye | 2 |
| #1203 | gray bow tie | 2 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #1408 | heart necklace | 5 |
| #1671 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #1369 | herringcello | 13 |
| #535 | iGoogly | 35 |
| #1002 | immense cyborg hand | 5 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #198 | java cookie | 4 |
| #1041 | killing feather | 41 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1828 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #387 | mariachi hat | 2 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #138 | miniature dormouse | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #296 | motivational poster | 14 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #3077 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #691 | nanite-infested eggnog | 7 |
| #2619 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #291 | nanofiber cloth | 20 |
| #870 | night-vision goggles | 2 |
| #132 | out-of-tune biwa | 2 |
| #1490 | oversized fish scaler | 3 |
| #807 | pair of bolt cutters | 4 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #893 | passable elf mask | 6 |
| #1273 | penguin focaccia bread | 14 |
| #1284 | penguin thesaurus | 2 |
| #213 | perl necklace | 3 |
| #427 | petit fortran | 2 |
| #756 | pocketwatch on a chain | 4 |
| #514 | polyalloy shield | 7 |
| #331 | rat appendix | 23 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1489 | rogue swarmer | 40 |
| #1101 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 7 |
| #1107 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 7 |
| #1839 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 4 |
| #1259 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 6 |
| #137 | ruby on canes | 4 |
| #1177 | sawblade fragment | 44 |
| #146 | sleazy fairy gravy | 1 |
| #286 | slow jam collection | 15 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #1280 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1345 | stainless steel suspenders | 2 |
| #1967 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 25 |
| #1917 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 26 |
| #1746 | stuffed angry cow | 29 |
| #1778 | stuffed astral badger | 29 |
| #2080 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 25 |
| #1694 | stuffed cocoabo | 29 |
| #1777 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 29 |
| #1721 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 30 |
| #2983 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #1357 | stuffed hand turkey | 38 |
| #2212 | stuffed mind flayer | 23 |
| #1987 | stuffed scary death orb | 26 |
| #2111 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 24 |
| #1913 | stuffed snowy owl | 26 |
| #2090 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 24 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #1591 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 32 |
| #2460 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 20 |
| #269 | synthetic stuffing | 44 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #304 | theoretical string | 57 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #105 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #349 | toy hoverpad | 46 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #377 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #1477 | unstable laser battery | 36 |
| #1779 | vibrating cyborg knife | 4 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |