| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #441 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 2 |
| #373 | BGE shotglass | 18 |
| #676 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #1922 | Bonerdagon necklace | 2 |
| #1418 | Boss Bat britches | 7 |
| #1012 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 1 |
| #1504 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #530 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #659 | CRIMBCO mug | 16 |
| #145 | CRIMBCO scrip | 2,725 |
| #575 | CRIMBCO wine | 13 |
| #792 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 5 |
| #786 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 5 |
| #1072 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 6 |
| #1354 | Crimbo candied pecan | 1 |
| #1382 | Crimbo fudge | 1 |
| #1263 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #13 | Crimbuck | 10,639 |
| #294 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 21 |
| #845 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 2 |
| #994 | Drowsy Sword | 14 |
| #1789 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #227 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 3 |
| #900 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 2 |
| #481 | LED block | 2 |
| #815 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #778 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #725 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 4 |
| #264 | Meat detector | 2 |
| #397 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #444 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #208 | Necrotelicomnicon | 3 |
| #769 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 5 |
| #114 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 6 |
| #369 | Red Pill | 1 |
| #247 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #350 | bath ball gift set | 14 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #1630 | buckyball | 1 |
| #1499 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 3 |
| #142 | can of sterno | 2 |
| #508 | cement sandals | 2 |
| #663 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #1983 | club necklace | 3 |
| #210 | cookie cookie | 4 |
| #242 | crumbling rat skull | 2 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #882 | diamond necklace | 8 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #1339 | elven cellocello | 15 |
| #132 | enchanted handwarmer | 1 |
| #1427 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #692 | golden ring | 40 |
| #2190 | googly eye | 2 |
| #1202 | gray bow tie | 2 |
| #1227 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #1413 | heart necklace | 5 |
| #1679 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #1370 | herringcello | 13 |
| #535 | iGoogly | 35 |
| #1000 | immense cyborg hand | 5 |
| #691 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #199 | java cookie | 4 |
| #1040 | killing feather | 41 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1830 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #393 | mariachi hat | 2 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #137 | miniature dormouse | 1 |
| #2029 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #296 | motivational poster | 14 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #3075 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #697 | nanite-infested eggnog | 7 |
| #2618 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #291 | nanofiber cloth | 20 |
| #868 | night-vision goggles | 2 |
| #135 | out-of-tune biwa | 2 |
| #1489 | oversized fish scaler | 3 |
| #807 | pair of bolt cutters | 4 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #234 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #191 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #894 | passable elf mask | 6 |
| #1273 | penguin focaccia bread | 14 |
| #1285 | penguin thesaurus | 2 |
| #213 | perl necklace | 3 |
| #430 | petit fortran | 2 |
| #756 | pocketwatch on a chain | 4 |
| #513 | polyalloy shield | 7 |
| #331 | rat appendix | 23 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1489 | rogue swarmer | 40 |
| #1104 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 7 |
| #1108 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 7 |
| #1845 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 4 |
| #1266 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 6 |
| #136 | ruby on canes | 4 |
| #1177 | sawblade fragment | 44 |
| #146 | sleazy fairy gravy | 1 |
| #289 | slow jam collection | 15 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #3322 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #1281 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1347 | stainless steel suspenders | 2 |
| #1979 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 25 |
| #1931 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 26 |
| #1752 | stuffed angry cow | 29 |
| #1781 | stuffed astral badger | 29 |
| #2093 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 25 |
| #1699 | stuffed cocoabo | 29 |
| #1787 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 29 |
| #1730 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 30 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #1361 | stuffed hand turkey | 38 |
| #2223 | stuffed mind flayer | 23 |
| #1996 | stuffed scary death orb | 26 |
| #2124 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 24 |
| #1924 | stuffed snowy owl | 26 |
| #2100 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 24 |
| #3042 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #1599 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 32 |
| #2470 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 20 |
| #269 | synthetic stuffing | 44 |
| #1964 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #303 | theoretical string | 57 |
| #385 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #111 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #102 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #347 | toy hoverpad | 46 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #380 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #1476 | unstable laser battery | 36 |
| #1777 | vibrating cyborg knife | 4 |
| #675 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |