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| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | General Assembly Module | 3 |
| #122 | LED block | 11 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #723 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #346 | Mon Tiki | 1 |
| #113 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 11 |
| #827 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 36 |
| #851 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #78 | Tuesday's ruby | 41 |
| #2959 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #581 | beertini | 2 |
| #463 | big rock | 1 |
| #863 | black-and-blue light | 2 |
| #1032 | bloody beer | 1 |
| #620 | bloody mary | 1 |
| #759 | blue glowstick | 1 |
| #811 | blue plasma ball | 4 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #667 | bottle of tequila | 18 |
| #595 | bottle of vodka | 17 |
| #644 | bottle of whiskey | 33 |
| #105 | broken skull | 348 |
| #624 | broken sword | 1 |
| #387 | bunch of square grapes | 6 |
| #956 | can of spinach | 1 |
| 🥈 | carbonite visor | 1 |
| #196 | chaos butterfly | 1,432 |
| #721 | cheap studded belt | 4 |
| #109 | chocolate box | 1 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #192 | cyborg stompin' boot | 8 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1623 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #304 | divine champagne flute | 20 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #224 | duct tape | 194 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #1793 | fake hand | 1 |
| #209 | fetid feather | 45 |
| #404 | filthy lucre | 96 |
| #256 | flaming feather | 47 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #792 | flavored foot massage oil | 2 |
| #242 | flirtatious feather | 30 |
| #767 | foam dart | 3 |
| #350 | foam noodle | 2 |
| #235 | frightful feather | 43 |
| #281 | frozen feather | 37 |
| #2528 | golden ring | 6 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #1159 | green candy heart | 1 |
| #361 | grog | 3 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| 🥈 | hi-density nylocite leg armor | 1 |
| #586 | iGoogly | 30 |
| #1765 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1002 | immense cyborg hand | 5 |
| #411 | inflatable duck | 2 |
| 🥈 | kevlateflocite helmet | 1 |
| #2282 | killing feather | 8 |
| 🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
| 🥈 | laser targeting chip | 1 |
| #3059 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #1166 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
| #403 | martini | 5 |
| #3706 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3328 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3425 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #758 | orange candy heart | 10 |
| #1090 | oversized fish scaler | 5 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #307 | papaya sling | 4 |
| #309 | papaya slung | 5 |
| #736 | personal massager | 1 |
| #913 | personalized coffee mug | 3 |
| #1155 | pink candy heart | 1 |
| #477 | pitchfork | 2 |
| #1725 | pixellated candy heart | 2 |
| 🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
| #1395 | polyalloy shield | 3 |
| 🥈 | polymorphic fastening apparatus | 1 |
| #811 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #376 | ring of conflict | 1 |
| #1206 | roasted marshmallow | 6 |
| #127 | rocky raccoon | 270 |
| #2720 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2789 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #381 | rum and cola | 4 |
| #733 | salty dog | 2 |
| #621 | salty slug | 1 |
| #1671 | sawblade fragment | 33 |
| #377 | screwdriver | 3 |
| 🥈 | set of Unobtainium straps | 1 |
| 🥈 | silicon-infused gluteal shield | 1 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #571 | spider web | 41 |
| #713 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 5 |
| #584 | strange shiny disc | 5 |
| #448 | strawberry daiquiri | 4 |
| #4472 | stuffed cocoabo | 8 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #1188 | ten-leaf clover | 1 |
| #902 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 2 |
| #2730 | toast | 13 |
| #483 | tomato daiquiri | 2 |
| #1546 | unstable laser battery | 35 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #146 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 11 |
| #1063 | vibrating cyborg knife | 7 |
| #2758 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #344 | vodka and cranberry | 5 |
| #257 | vodka stratocaster | 1 |
| #330 | water wings | 2 |
| #277 | whiskey and cola | 7 |
| #389 | whiskey sour | 4 |
| #647 | white Canadian | 2 |
| #741 | white candy heart | 9 |
| #852 | yellow candy heart | 9 |