| #562 | BURT | 7 |
| #33 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 52 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #732 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 6 |
| #260 | Jack-in-the-box | 23 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #875 | Jocko Homo's head | 2 |
| #453 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #239 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 100 |
| #483 | Mountain Stream soda | 26 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #1000 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 3 |
| #561 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 2 |
| #658 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 2 |
| #209 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 6 |
| #208 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 16 |
| #519 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 6 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #66 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 3 |
| #340 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 12 |
| #374 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 8 |
| #717 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 6 |
| #748 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 2 |
| #547 | ammonite fossil | 7 |
| #218 | ancient cursed foot locker | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| #245 | blank fudge mold | 1 |
| #181 | bunny liver | 48 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #304 | commemorative war stein | 95 |
| #68 | concoction of clumsiness | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #1265 | dense meat stack | 1 |
| #449 | designer handbag | 6 |
| #126 | empty agua de vida bottle | 1,460 |
| #123 | fancy seashell necklace | 264 |
| #40 | fistful of ashes | 108 |
| #283 | fossilized baboon skull | 2 |
| #331 | fossilized bat skull | 1 |
| #686 | fossilized limb | 4 |
| #310 | fossilized serpent skull | 2 |
| #550 | fossilized spike | 5 |
| #296 | fossilized spine | 6 |
| #504 | fossilized torso | 6 |
| #630 | fossilized wing | 2 |
| #280 | fossilized wyrm skull | 2 |
| #801 | friendly cheez blob | 3 |
| #618 | frigid fudgepuck | 2 |
| #322 | funhouse mirror | 1 |
| #803 | fuzzy dice | 7 |
| #538 | grue egg | 48 |
| #493 | handful of confetti | 81 |
| #25 | handful of juicy garbage | 3 |
| #41 | hibernating robot reindeer | 1 |
| #791 | hobo nickel | 132 |
| #998 | macaroni duck | 2 |
| #75 | mysterious chest | 1 |
| #324 | obsidian dagger | 49 |
| #38 | organ grinder | 1 |
| #242 | pie man was not meant to eat | 7 |
| #161 | pill cup | 3 |
| #115 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 9 |
| #202 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 1 |
| #303 | solid gold bowling ball | 63 |
| #509 | spectre scepter | 63 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #870 | sunken chest | 6 |
| #860 | unusual disco ball | 3 |
| #362 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 27 |