| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #3368 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #158 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 13 |
| #908 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #521 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #764 | Bonerdagon necklace | 14 |
| #1165 | Boss Bat bling | 2 |
| #1173 | Boss Bat britches | 10 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1552 | CRIMBCO mug | 3 |
| #1699 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #1421 | CRIMBCO wine | 3 |
| #609 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 13 |
| #886 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 2 |
| #1352 | Crimbo candied pecan | 1 |
| #1381 | Crimbo fudge | 1 |
| #1366 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2809 | Crimbuck | 6 |
| #1155 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 3 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1257 | Drowsy Sword | 9 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1674 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #1287 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #1405 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 16 |
| #1574 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥇 | Tickle-Me Emilio | 1 |
| #113 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 2 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #633 | anniversary gift box | 6 |
| #2857 | badass belt | 16 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #925 | bath ball gift set | 4 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #472 | blue glowstick | 3 |
| #88 | charged magnet | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| #104 | double-ice britches | 1 |
| #936 | dry noodles | 5 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #1679 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #908 | motivational poster | 3 |
| #1137 | obsidian dagger | 14 |
| #613 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #1020 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| #547 | sawblade shield | 4 |
| #919 | scrumptious reagent | 5 |
| #477 | shimmering tendrils | 1 |
| 🥉 | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
| #916 | slow jam collection | 3 |
| #1557 | spectre scepter | 16 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| 🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #900 | wad of cotton | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #830 | wind-up meatcar | 1 |
| #587 | wrench bracelet | 4 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |