Hjalmar

RankItemQuantity
#967A. W. O. L. commendation1
#415Aluminum Epsilon of Humility1
#27Ax of L'rose1
#613Baron von Ratsworth's money clip1
#4297Baron von Ratsworth's monocle1
#117Baron von Ratsworth's tophat17
🥈Big Candy's tophat1
#522Blue Diamond of Honesty1
🥇Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf1
#661Bonerdagon necklace17
#468Boss Bat bling7
#1109Boss Bat britches11
#1761CRIMBCO mug2
#1699CRIMBCO scrip5
#1644CRIMBCO wine2
#894Codpiece of the Goblin King8
#886Copper Alpha of Sincerity2
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#2809Crimbuck6
🥇Deactivated MiniMechaElf1
#1297Dickory Farms Gift Basket2
#1424Drowsy Sword7
#1165FDKOL commendation1
#215Frosty's old silk hat1
🥈Fuzzby1
#742Glass Balls of the Goblin King3
#1441Green Clover of Justice1
#1289Iron Beta of Industry2
🥇Jackass Plumber home game1
#1287Jocko Homo's head1
#229Lead Zeta of Chastity1
#1911Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet9
#1575Nickel Gamma of Frugality1
#196Ol' Scratch's ol' britches1
#1270Orange Star of Sacrifice1
#525Order of the Silver Wossname1
#814Pink Heart of Spirit1
#233Purple Horseshoe of Honor1
#78Red Balloon of Valor3
🥈Stabonic scroll1
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
🥇Tickle-Me Emilio1
🥈Underworld trunk1
#204Wand of Oscus1
#1613Yellow Moon of Compassion1
#1171Zinc Delta of Tranquility1
#187Zombo's shield1
🥇all-year sucker1
#633anniversary gift box6
#4406badass belt7
#72bark beret1
#70bark boxers1
#91bark bracelet1
#1193bath ball gift set2
#472blue glowstick3
#232broken carburetor1
#89charged magnet1
🥉control crystal1
🥇detour shield1
#2032filthy lucre1
🥇heart of dark chocolate1
#1679heart of the volcano1
#671hobo nickel224
#41jingle bell1
🥉makeshift castanets1
#909motivational poster3
#1603obsidian dagger8
🥇rxr shield1
#547sawblade shield4
🥉slippery when wet shield1
#1064slow jam collection2
#666spark plug earring1
#1367spectre scepter20
🥈speed limit shield1
🥇stop shield1
#256sucker hakama1
#219sucker kabuto1
#278sucker tachi1
#497wad of cotton5
🥇wand of fudge control1
#44warbear metalworking primer (used)1
#698woven baling wire bracelets1
#1157wrench bracelet1
🥇yield shield1

Wow, that's 444 items total!

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