DeadGirlsDontSayNo

RankItemQuantity
#2230Ancient Saucehelm1
#2385Bonerdagon necklace1
#2775Boss Bat britches1
#1579Cloaca grenade2
#466Cloaca-Cola74
#456Cloaca-Cola c-rations8
#648Cloaca-Cola fatigues4
#487Cloaca-Cola helmet5
#577Cloaca-Cola knapsack3
#771Cloaca-Cola shield3
#612Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife1
#1481Colander of Em-er'il2
#2661Disco 'Fro Pick1
#1670Dyspepsi grenade1
#1241Dyspepsi-Cola21
#1084Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations1
#999Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues2
#775Dyspepsi-Cola helmet3
#445Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack5
#580Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen1
#949Elder Turtle Shell3
#120Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium1
#1600Glass Balls of the Goblin King1
#340Happy Birthday, Claude! cake3
#127Kevlar balloon1
#1052Knob Goblin elite shirt1
#614Mob Penguin protection contract1
#171Mr. Balloon1
#182Mylar balloon1
#283Raggedy Hippy doll1
#2542Scalp of Gorgolok1
#1295Time Juice1
#1081Valentine11
#183Venus flytrap1
#139Yeti Protest Sign1
#129all-purpose flower1
#53angel-food cake1
#314anniversary balloon3
#850anniversary gift box5
#147apathetic lizardman doll1
#538arrow'd heart balloon1
#1548baby killer bee2
#183babycakes1
#4406badass belt7
#2042ball1
#1030balloon monkey1
#93birthday party jellybean cheesecake1
#132black lotus1
#2563black paisley oyster egg1
#1902black striped oyster egg2
#1103blood flower3
#125blue velvet cake1
#197bone rattle11
#2728bottle of goofballs6
#1073bottle of single-barrel whiskey1
#437bow1
#5011box of sunshine7
#2709brick1
#1107can of Red Minotaur1
#115chain-mail monokini1
#529cheap toaster4
#109chocolate box1
#695cocoa egg9
#95congratulatory cake1
#32cryptic puzzle box1
#1025daisy1
#179deactivated MicroMechaMech1
#57deadly nightshade1
#41devil's-food cake1
#1640doll house1
#400eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest1
#2702easter egg balloon6
#74exactly-three-shaped box1
#145exotic orchid1
#325filthy hippy poncho1
#269floral print shirt1
#428frilly shirt1
#982fuzzy dice6
#551ghost pickle on a stick1
#1292giant discarded plastic fork5
#78giant stuffed bugbear1
#82gilded lily1
#211gingham blouse1
#111goat13
#883goth kid t-shirt2
#501grave robbing shovel1
#594green balloon2
#3142grue egg5
#405harem girl t-shirt2
#1454heart-shaped balloon1
#2060kite1
#2180lavender paisley oyster egg1
#1590lavender plastic oyster egg2
#2028lavender polka-dot oyster egg1
#1766lavender striped oyster egg1
#67less-than-three-shaped box5
#147loathing eagle baby-doll shirt1
#434long-stemmed rose2
#26magnetic field1
#1983mauve paisley oyster egg1
#2253mauve plastic oyster egg1
#1846mauve polka-dot oyster egg1
#2384mauve striped oyster egg1
#69mini-zeppelin1
#120miniature coffin1
#756moxie weed5
#500mugcake2
#65ninja pirate zombie robot1
#1363off-white paisley oyster egg1
#315off-white plastic oyster egg14
#1734off-white polka-dot oyster egg1
#1583off-white striped oyster egg1
#320orange candygram1
#1890oyster basket1
#219personalized birthday cake7
#518piece of wedding cake9
#126pile of dusty animal bones92
#517pirate shirt2
#161plain brown wrapper4
#812potted cactus1
#489potted fern1
#2034puce paisley oyster egg1
#2103puce plastic oyster egg1
#755puce polka-dot oyster egg5
#1645puce striped oyster egg1
#611radio button candy1
#1303rag doll1
#90rat head balloon1
#229red balloon1
#2227red paisley oyster egg1
#1390red plastic oyster egg3
#2205red polka-dot oyster egg1
#1646red striped oyster egg1
#25refrigerated biohazard container1
#310rhinestone cowboy shirt1
#48rusty grave robbing shovel155
#422severed rocking horse head1
#1348sock monkey1
#281soggy wofl t-shirt1
#33solid asbestos box1
#23solid chrome box1
#31solid linoleum box1
#479souvenir ski t-shirt1
#726spooky bicycle chain3
#970spooky cosmetics bag2
#747spooky eyeliner4
#833spooky hockey mask2
#768spooky lipstick4
#167stuffed Mob Penguin1
#1465stuffed can of asparagus1
#1580stuffed dodecapede1
#954stuffed ghuol whelp1
#83stuffed sabre-toothed lime1
#247stuffed stab bat1
#152stuffed yeti1
#31stuffed zmobie501
#185supportive bra13
#322tasket1
#148thought balloon1
#509three-tiered wedding cake1
🥇time sleigh1
#1812tiny plastic Cheshire bat10
#4311tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#2899tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#2948tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#1794tiny plastic accordion thief3
#2860tiny plastic angry goat6
#1646tiny plastic baby gravy fairy11
#2260tiny plastic barrrnacle8
#1717tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar3
#2494tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball7
#3318tiny plastic cocoabo5
#2471tiny plastic coffee pixie7
#1363tiny plastic disco bandit4
#3346tiny plastic fuzzy dice5
#2249tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick8
#2879tiny plastic ghuol whelp6
#6103tiny plastic grue2
#1834tiny plastic hermit3
#2257tiny plastic howling balloon monkey8
#3903tiny plastic killer bee4
#3973tiny plastic leprechaun4
#3935tiny plastic levitating potato4
#3324tiny plastic mosquito5
#4347tiny plastic pastamancer1
#2252tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime8
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#1767tiny plastic seal clubber3
#4012tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton4
#1662tiny plastic stab bat11
#4894tiny plastic star starfish3
#4039tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#4482tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#265tisket1
#2068top1
#1190toy soldier1
#1821toy wheel1
#247tulip2
#512urinal cake2
#538white balloon3
#1221wooden block1
#1180yellow paisley oyster egg2
#2818yellow plastic oyster egg1
#881yellow polka-dot oyster egg2
#1637yellow striped oyster egg1

Wow, that's 1,359 items total!

what items are this player missing?