| #1673 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1057 | Bulky Buddy Box | 2 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #281 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1199 | Corpse Island iced tea | 3 |
| #2740 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #165 | Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #168 | Rainbow's Gravity | 1 |
| #2659 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #2629 | Yummy Tummy bean | 6 |
| #819 | banana-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #690 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #311 | black plastic oyster egg | 15 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #964 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #472 | blue glowstick | 3 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #190 | blue plastic oyster egg | 26 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #621 | borg sock monkey | 2 |
| #289 | brick | 133 |
| #1272 | buckyball | 2 |
| #956 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #1129 | candied yams | 7 |
| #714 | chocolate filthy lucre | 1 |
| #31 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #798 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #1154 | club necklace | 6 |
| #1214 | corpse on the beach | 3 |
| #1010 | corpsedriver | 4 |
| #1465 | corpsetini | 2 |
| #417 | cyborg doll | 4 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #1796 | delicious salad | 1 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #127 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #92 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #305 | dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #295 | dusty fifth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #291 | dusty first caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #303 | dusty fourth cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #312 | dusty left fourth rear claw | 1 |
| #286 | dusty ninth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #281 | dusty right fourth front claw | 1 |
| #296 | dusty right seventh rib | 1 |
| #299 | dusty seventh caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #301 | dusty tenth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #288 | dusty third lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #340 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 120 |
| #1985 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #793 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #1641 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #3940 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #458 | iGoogly | 47 |
| #1919 | immense cyborg hand | 2 |
| #691 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #720 | irradiated candy cane | 6 |
| #918 | killing feather | 44 |
| #2060 | laser-broiled pear | 11 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #836 | maple syrup | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #790 | marshmallow | 4 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #569 | monomolecular yo-yo | 95 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #2043 | nanite-infested candy cane | 4 |
| #846 | nanite-infested eggnog | 6 |
| #1963 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #2030 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #1183 | nanofiber cloth | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1823 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #2042 | oozenog | 2 |
| #885 | oversized fish scaler | 6 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1559 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #807 | party hat | 1 |
| #359 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1079 | pulsing flesh | 3 |
| #727 | purple glowstick | 1 |
| #278 | radium-flavored potato chips | 197 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #228 | red striped oyster egg | 12 |
| #1206 | roasted marshmallow | 6 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1287 | robotronic egg | 15 |
| #2146 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 3 |
| #2225 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 3 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3648 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #3320 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #4205 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 9 |
| #4867 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 7 |
| #3994 | stuffed angry cow | 10 |
| #7829 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #4330 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 9 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #5652 | stuffed cocoabo | 5 |
| #4058 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 10 |
| #4951 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 7 |
| #870 | stuffed gray blob | 24 |
| #4901 | stuffed hand turkey | 7 |
| #4577 | stuffed mind flayer | 8 |
| #4048 | stuffed scary death orb | 10 |
| #4802 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #4296 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 9 |
| #5157 | stuffed snowy owl | 6 |
| #4306 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 9 |
| #3042 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #5737 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #5320 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 6 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #1452 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 3 |
| #239 | synthetic stuffing | 53 |
| #322 | tasket | 1 |
| #468 | tattered paper crown | 2 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #746 | theoretical string | 13 |
| #360 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| #3990 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #8193 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3831 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3955 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3876 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3912 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #2795 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3892 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3928 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4023 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8212 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8251 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8129 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3955 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8095 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8221 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3912 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4498 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2830 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8152 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8187 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8059 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3896 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8128 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8069 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3892 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8201 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8103 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3839 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8112 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3996 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3851 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8225 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8137 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #3862 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2753 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3852 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #265 | tisket | 1 |
| #1404 | tofurkey gravy | 5 |
| #1390 | tofurkey leg | 5 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #1590 | toy hoverpad | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #947 | unstable laser battery | 47 |
| #669 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #2066 | vibrating cyborg knife | 3 |
| #1933 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #338 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 120 |
| #615 | witch hat | 1 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #417 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 14 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |