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| #1486 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
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| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1426 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1236 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #4246 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1495 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #1666 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1404 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1415 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1375 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #994 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1053 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #1005 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #1044 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
| #1110 | Meleegra™ pills | 1 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #2657 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #1317 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #666 | Sugar Cog | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2403 | Valentine | 1 |
| #1952 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #2958 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #429 | balaclava | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #2562 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2108 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2664 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1111 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2873 | candied yams | 1 |
| #4135 | candy cane | 2 |
| #639 | carob chunk noodles | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #688 | chorizo brownies | 1 |
| #780 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #849 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #531 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #1854 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1277 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #897 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #855 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #1840 | eggnog | 4 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #968 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #323 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #1786 | fruitcake | 6 |
| #4729 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1645 | giant discarded plastic fork | 3 |
| #3304 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #1908 | green beer | 1 |
| #4469 | grue egg | 2 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #2512 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #1195 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #2179 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #690 | leather chaps | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #1209 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #439 | linoleum staff | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #376 | los chinos | 1 |
| #708 | mariachi G-string | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1323 | marzipan skull | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #669 | mesh cap | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2532 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1887 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #536 | papaya taco | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #497 | petrified time | 1 |
| #1235 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #1097 | pile of candy | 1 |
| #287 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #160 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #210 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #2046 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #1168 | probability potion | 1 |
| #1190 | procrastination potion | 1 |
| #2033 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2102 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1127 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #142 | rolling pin | 1 |
| #944 | skeleton key | 1 |
| #800 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #1819 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #273 | stone banjo | 1 |
| #2260 | string of blue beads | 1 |
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| #2245 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #3199 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #1213 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #350 | tambourine | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1822 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #106 | unrolling pin | 1 |
| #895 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #871 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 1 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |
| #507 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2816 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1327 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |