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| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1237 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #4251 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1496 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2053 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
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| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #997 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1052 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
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| #1046 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
| #1110 | Meleegra™ pills | 1 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #1463 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #2659 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #1319 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #669 | Sugar Cog | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2405 | Valentine | 1 |
| #1954 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #2956 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
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| #1030 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
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| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #1102 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1109 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
| #4136 | candy cane | 2 |
| #640 | carob chunk noodles | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #689 | chorizo brownies | 1 |
| #777 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #850 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #532 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #1853 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1477 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1281 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #856 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #1838 | eggnog | 4 |
| #871 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #968 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #325 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
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| #4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
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| #3307 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #1169 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| #4477 | grue egg | 2 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #2517 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #426 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #1194 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #692 | leather chaps | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #1210 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #437 | linoleum staff | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #377 | los chinos | 1 |
| #709 | mariachi G-string | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1323 | marzipan skull | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #671 | mesh cap | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #538 | papaya taco | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #1234 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #748 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #1096 | pile of candy | 1 |
| #288 | pixel hat | 1 |
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| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #1166 | probability potion | 1 |
| #1187 | procrastination potion | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1131 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #143 | rolling pin | 1 |
| #944 | skeleton key | 1 |
| #803 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #1826 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #273 | stone banjo | 1 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
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| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #1210 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #351 | tambourine | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #8193 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4544 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8215 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8254 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8131 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8098 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8222 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4498 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8153 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8061 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4599 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8129 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8071 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8201 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8103 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4451 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8227 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8162 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8139 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
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| #1821 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1040 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #107 | unrolling pin | 1 |
| #896 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #871 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 1 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |
| #510 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2365 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |