| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1448 | Corpse Island iced tea | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1560 | Crimbuck | 148 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
| #1187 | Valentine | 10 |
| #472 | Wolfman Nardz | 1 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #7432 | badass belt | 1 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #396 | banana peel | 7 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #11 | bark bracelet | 3 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
| #136 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 2 |
| #436 | brick of sand | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #1591 | can of Binarrrca | 2 |
| #397 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #1977 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 3 |
| #2873 | candied yams | 1 |
| #1062 | candy kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #668 | candy knuckles | 4 |
| #1750 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #508 | cement sandals | 2 |
| #39 | charged magnet | 2 |
| #579 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 1 |
| #809 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1980 | club necklace | 3 |
| #1212 | corpse on the beach | 3 |
| #733 | corpsedriver | 6 |
| #1219 | corpsetini | 3 |
| 🥈 | deactivated RoboGoose | 1 |
| #2463 | diamond necklace | 2 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #1813 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #244 | elven cellocello | 42 |
| #1587 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #762 | elven socks | 5 |
| #482 | elven suicide capsule | 31 |
| #89 | expired bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #19 | expired can of franks 'n' beans | 2 |
| #1698 | fancy chocolate car | 4 |
| #1428 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #150 | floaty gravel | 1 |
| #277 | floaty pebbles | 2 |
| #387 | floaty sand | 38 |
| #2420 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 2 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #1387 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #935 | green clay bead | 2 |
| #908 | gyroscope | 2 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #2505 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #2512 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #245 | herringcello | 40 |
| #1922 | immense cyborg hand | 2 |
| #719 | irradiated candy cane | 6 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1071 | jawbruiser | 3 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1828 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #292 | live lobster | 1 |
| #331 | live wire | 3 |
| #289 | love song of icy revenge | 1 |
| #340 | love song of naughty innuendo | 1 |
| #345 | love song of smoldering passion | 1 |
| #324 | love song of sugary cuteness | 1 |
| #109 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #491 | mulled cider | 1 |
| #658 | mummy costume | 8 |
| #178 | nanite-infested candy cane | 92 |
| #279 | night-vision goggles | 6 |
| #1159 | pair of bolt cutters | 2 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #67 | pair of twitching claws | 1 |
| #86 | parasitic claw | 3 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #43 | parasitic strangleworm | 3 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #625 | passable elf mask | 8 |
| #1142 | patent leather shoes | 2 |
| #198 | penguin focaccia bread | 44 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #360 | petrified wood | 23 |
| #612 | pink clay bead | 11 |
| #413 | pocketwatch on a chain | 7 |
| #459 | poison pen | 4 |
| #2128 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #1080 | pulsing flesh | 3 |
| #448 | pumpkinhead mask | 14 |
| #174 | red wagon | 2 |
| #401 | ribbon candy | 1 |
| #687 | rigid carapace | 7 |
| #1104 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #889 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #810 | spooky bark | 5 |
| #539 | spooky hockey mask | 3 |
| #765 | spooky sap | 8 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #1735 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 29 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #368 | throwing wrench | 10 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #961 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 5 |
| #1173 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 4 |
| #1191 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 4 |
| #1491 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 3 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #3070 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1191 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 4 |
| #1187 | tiny plastic The Man | 4 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1496 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 3 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1690 | toast | 174 |
| #125 | toast with jam | 1 |
| #1904 | tofurkey gravy | 3 |
| #1886 | tofurkey leg | 3 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #834 | twitching claw | 6 |
| #1700 | unstable DNA | 11 |
| #240 | wad of cotton | 13 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #407 | wolfman mask | 15 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |