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| #1229 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #842 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
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| #908 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #39 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
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| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #29 | El Vibrato Megadrone | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
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| #777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #338 | Goodfella contract | 101 |
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| #1147 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #8 | Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #129 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #64 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #1206 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #1287 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #724 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #815 | La Hebilla del CinturĂ³n de Lopez | 1 |
| #778 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #1494 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 3 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #1074 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #94 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| #6 | Staff of the Deepest Freeze | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #66 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #44 | The Legendary Beat | 1 |
| #1038 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| đŸ¥ˆ | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1946 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1813 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #23 | Uncle Hobo's epic beard | 1 |
| #250 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #1119 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| đŸ¥‡ | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| đŸ¥ˆ | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| đŸ¥ˆ | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| đŸ¥ˆ | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| đŸ¥ˆ | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #302 | blue glowstick | 5 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #31 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #493 | box of sunshine | 683 |
| đŸ¥‡ | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| đŸ¥‰ | control crystal | 1 |
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| #42 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| #123 | das boot | 1 |
| #15 | deck of lewd playing cards | 1 |
| #516 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #15 | diabolical crossbow | 1 |
| #127 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
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| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #1641 | easter egg balloon | 14 |
| đŸ¥ˆ | empty meat tank | 320,030 |
| #1416 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 3 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #214 | good brain | 100 |
| #1555 | handful of confetti | 24 |
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| #57 | herb brownies | 420 |
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| #49 | hot ashes | 11 |
| #6 | ittah bittah hookah | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #26 | long-stemmed rose | 100 |
| #94 | lump of Brituminous coal | 11 |
| #1423 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
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| #600 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #65 | ninja pirate zombie robot | 1 |
| #137 | oyster egg balloon | 1 |
| #9 | passed-out psychedelic bear | 1 |
| #248 | peace-sign necklace | 1 |
| #180 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #23 | pompadour'd puppy | 1 |
| #1318 | pork elf goodies sack | 2 |
| #145 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
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| #168 | rack of dinosaur ribs | 1 |
| #134 | red balloon | 3 |
| đŸ¥‡ | rxr shield | 1 |
| #1526 | sandwich of the gods | 3 |
| #80 | secret from the future | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #2244 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2248 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1334 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #17 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1,000 |
| #17 | talkative skull | 1 |
| #1544 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| đŸ¥‡ | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #202 | yellow glowstick | 7 |