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| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #521 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #1119 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1053 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #288 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1155 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 3 |
| #121 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #655 | Green Clover of Justice | 3 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #1674 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #94 | Knob Göblin lòve potion | 1 |
| #456 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #28 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 4,776 |
| #16 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet | 1 |
| #11 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge | 1 |
| #13 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow | 1 |
| #368 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
| #386 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 1 |
| #382 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 1 |
| #328 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 1 |
| #319 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 1 |
| #106 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #193 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #1494 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 3 |
| #1074 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #47 | TΤ◊lisman of Baiø‡ | 2 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #228 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #1149 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 2 |
| #48 | a butt tuba | 47 |
| #1569 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #247 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #1036 | bath ball gift set | 3 |
| #501 | breaded beer | 1 |
| #2494 | club necklace | 2 |
| #736 | corrupted data | 1 |
| #486 | cranberry schnapps | 1 |
| #1521 | delicious salad | 4 |
| #1416 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 3 |
| #315 | epic wad | 1 |
| #136 | foam noodle | 10 |
| #44 | gauze hammock | 5 |
| #396 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| #1997 | heart necklace | 3 |
| #8 | hippo tutu | 1 |
| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
| #1356 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #577 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #456 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #482 | marshmallow flambé | 1 |
| #693 | meat from yesterday | 1 |
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| #31 | mysterious present | 28 |
| #418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
| #39 | ocarina of space | 143 |
| #84 | old school Mafia knicke½æ | 2 |
| #392 | oriole-feather headdress | 3 |
| #1135 | paperclip | 2 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #1612 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #36 | puzzling ribbon | 1 |
| #3638 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1836 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 4 |
| #1841 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 4 |
| #2126 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 3 |
| #1526 | sandwich of the gods | 3 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #488 | soy cordial | 1 |
| #1978 | spade necklace | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #988 | squirming egg sac | 1 |
| #1187 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 34 |
| #2988 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 15 |
| #3749 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 11 |
| #1407 | stuffed Meat | 27 |
| #3339 | stuffed astral badger | 13 |
| #2956 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 16 |
| #3671 | stuffed cocoabo | 11 |
| #487 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 14 |
| #2712 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 18 |
| #4054 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 10 |
| #1795 | stuffed gray blob | 5 |
| #3075 | stuffed hand turkey | 15 |
| #1925 | stuffed key | 9 |
| #530 | stuffed martini | 16 |
| #3038 | stuffed mind flayer | 15 |
| #1243 | stuffed mink | 33 |
| #1439 | stuffed monocle | 26 |
| #3806 | stuffed scary death orb | 11 |
| #3036 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 4 |
| #3387 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 13 |
| #2491 | stuffed snowy owl | 19 |
| #2097 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 24 |
| #688 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 12 |
| #2345 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 21 |
| #1189 | stuffed teddy butler | 35 |
| #1056 | stuffed tin of caviar | 43 |
| #1984 | stuffed treasure chest | 8 |
| #2467 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 20 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #2849 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3178 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
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| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2849 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #2772 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #2795 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3862 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
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| #3892 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
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| #4481 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
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| #2769 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #8095 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8221 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
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| #3878 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
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| #3925 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
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| #3904 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
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| #6100 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
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| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8128 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8069 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3892 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8201 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8103 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
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| #3996 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
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| #2818 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #1431 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 5 |
| #6202 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #4865 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #8137 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #3862 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2753 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #1726 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 4 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #7 | ultimate ultimate frisbee | 853 |
| #1353 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #474 | water wings | 1 |
| #74 | world's smallest violin | 14 |