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| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1153 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 3 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #652 | Green Clover of Justice | 3 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #94 | Knob Göblin lòve potion | 1 |
| #453 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #28 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 4,776 |
| #16 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet | 1 |
| #11 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge | 1 |
| #13 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow | 1 |
| #366 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
| #385 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 1 |
| #377 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 1 |
| #324 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 1 |
| #316 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 1 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #1489 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 3 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #47 | TΤ◊lisman of Baiø‡ | 2 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #226 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #1146 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 2 |
| #48 | a butt tuba | 47 |
| #1556 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #1036 | bath ball gift set | 3 |
| #501 | breaded beer | 1 |
| #2492 | club necklace | 2 |
| #735 | corrupted data | 1 |
| #487 | cranberry schnapps | 1 |
| #1520 | delicious salad | 4 |
| #1410 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 3 |
| #313 | epic wad | 1 |
| #135 | foam noodle | 10 |
| #42 | gauze hammock | 5 |
| #395 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| #1994 | heart necklace | 3 |
| #8 | hippo tutu | 1 |
| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
| #1356 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #574 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #453 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #483 | marshmallow flambé | 1 |
| #689 | meat from yesterday | 1 |
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| #31 | mysterious present | 28 |
| #418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
| #39 | ocarina of space | 143 |
| #84 | old school Mafia knicke½æ | 2 |
| #392 | oriole-feather headdress | 3 |
| #1135 | paperclip | 2 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #1607 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #36 | puzzling ribbon | 1 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1832 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 4 |
| #1839 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 4 |
| #2119 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 3 |
| #1522 | sandwich of the gods | 3 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #489 | soy cordial | 1 |
| #1974 | spade necklace | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #988 | squirming egg sac | 1 |
| #1180 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 34 |
| #2973 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 15 |
| #3736 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 11 |
| #1403 | stuffed Meat | 27 |
| #3333 | stuffed astral badger | 13 |
| #2950 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 16 |
| #3663 | stuffed cocoabo | 11 |
| #484 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 14 |
| #2701 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 18 |
| #4047 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 10 |
| #1796 | stuffed gray blob | 5 |
| #3067 | stuffed hand turkey | 15 |
| #1918 | stuffed key | 9 |
| #530 | stuffed martini | 16 |
| #3032 | stuffed mind flayer | 15 |
| #1243 | stuffed mink | 33 |
| #1433 | stuffed monocle | 26 |
| #3801 | stuffed scary death orb | 11 |
| #3035 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 4 |
| #3378 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 13 |
| #2481 | stuffed snowy owl | 19 |
| #2091 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 24 |
| #687 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 12 |
| #2336 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 21 |
| #1188 | stuffed teddy butler | 35 |
| #1051 | stuffed tin of caviar | 43 |
| #1981 | stuffed treasure chest | 8 |
| #2460 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 20 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #2845 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #2806 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #3175 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3073 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #3119 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3826 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
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| #3877 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3070 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2846 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #2767 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #2792 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
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| #2754 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
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| #2146 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 3 |
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| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
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| #2785 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
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| #2844 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #2762 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
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| #2765 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
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| #2793 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
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| #3898 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
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| #6082 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
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| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #6150 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #2810 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #1427 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 5 |
| #6186 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #4858 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2749 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #1721 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 4 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #7 | ultimate ultimate frisbee | 853 |
| #1343 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #471 | water wings | 1 |
| #71 | world's smallest violin | 14 |