| #1050 | 2-ball | 2 |
| #1080 | 3-ball | 2 |
| #1474 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #879 | 5-ball | 3 |
| #900 | 6-ball | 3 |
| #800 | 7-ball | 4 |
| #1332 | 8-ball | 7 |
| #786 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 2 |
| #2353 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 4 |
| #1257 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #479 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 3 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #568 | Blood Light | 1 |
| #424 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 3 |
| #829 | Bulky Buddy Box | 3 |
| #582 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #480 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #508 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #466 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #475 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #1164 | CRIMBCO mug | 6 |
| #1251 | CRIMBCO scrip | 25 |
| #1011 | CRIMBCO wine | 6 |
| #792 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 5 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #1870 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #785 | Corpse Island iced tea | 6 |
| #239 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 5 |
| #1977 | Crimbuck | 42 |
| #2098 | Crown of the Goblin King | 8 |
| #287 | DNOTC Box | 1 |
| #923 | Dolphin King's crown | 4 |
| #893 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 3 |
| 🥈 | General Assembly Module | 3 |
| #506 | Go-Wassail | 32 |
| #669 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #1203 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #282 | SPF 451 lip balm | 8 |
| #538 | Silver Bullet beer | 1 |
| #140 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 1 |
| #936 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #771 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #1882 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #196 | arrrgyle socks | 14 |
| #172 | asbestos crossbow string | 1 |
| #1849 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #4171 | badass belt | 8 |
| #287 | bag of lard | 4 |
| #437 | banana-frosted king cake | 6 |
| #85 | beholed bedsheet | 8 |
| #766 | bit of clingfilm | 5 |
| #2386 | bottle of goofballs | 8 |
| #3614 | box of sunshine | 18 |
| #321 | breaded beer | 2 |
| #1067 | buckyball | 3 |
| #465 | bungle in the jungle | 1 |
| #1101 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 4 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #703 | candy kneecapping stick | 4 |
| 🥈 | carbonite visor | 1 |
| #246 | chintzy accordion pin | 2 |
| #356 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 2 |
| #509 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #429 | corpse on the beach | 12 |
| #736 | corpsedriver | 6 |
| #421 | corpsetini | 12 |
| #209 | cranberry schnapps | 3 |
| #1315 | dusty Crimbo crate | 2 |
| #2347 | easter egg balloon | 8 |
| #478 | elven cellocello | 31 |
| #1910 | elven suicide capsule | 1 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #141 | ghost beer | 2 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #1480 | giant pinky ring | 6 |
| #3939 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1884 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 3 |
| #201 | glass of bourbon | 1 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #1081 | herringcello | 18 |
| #977 | irradiated candy cane | 5 |
| #699 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #1453 | jawbruiser | 2 |
| #394 | jerky coins | 50 |
| #1110 | knuckle sandwich | 8 |
| #1422 | licorice garrote | 2 |
| #133 | live lobster | 6 |
| #648 | lollipop stick | 20 |
| #325 | marshmallow flambé | 2 |
| #1187 | oozenog | 4 |
| #1557 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #814 | penguin focaccia bread | 22 |
| 🥈 | polymorphic fastening apparatus | 1 |
| #421 | purple glowstick | 3 |
| #226 | raffle prize box | 1 |
| #147 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| 🥈 | set of Unobtainium straps | 1 |
| #331 | shiny butcherknife | 2 |
| #1525 | shiny ring | 10 |
| #138 | silent B | 1 |
| #64 | silent G | 1 |
| #482 | silver shrimp fork | 3 |
| 🥈 | slow jam collection | 435 |
| #70 | soy cordial | 6 |
| #816 | spectral pickle | 8 |
| #2380 | spectre scepter | 6 |
| #1103 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #2642 | stuffing | 1 |
| #1161 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 7 |
| #138 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 3 |
| #193 | tasty tart | 9 |
| #30 | tattered paper crown | 6 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #360 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| #295 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #2776 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3064 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #2660 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #1903 | tofurkey gravy | 3 |
| #1236 | tofurkey leg | 6 |
| #1063 | top | 4 |
| #1357 | towel | 3 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2765 | tree-eating kite | 2 |
| #1157 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #272 | twitching claw | 14 |
| #306 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 5 |
| #211 | witch hat | 4 |
| #296 | wool hat | 5 |
| #439 | yellow glowstick | 3 |
| #682 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 9 |
| #1061 | yellow striped oyster egg | 2 |