| #1047 | 2-ball | 2 |
| #1077 | 3-ball | 2 |
| #1472 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #875 | 5-ball | 3 |
| #897 | 6-ball | 3 |
| #797 | 7-ball | 4 |
| #1329 | 8-ball | 7 |
| #785 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 2 |
| #2351 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 4 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #478 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 3 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #567 | Blood Light | 1 |
| #422 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 3 |
| #831 | Bulky Buddy Box | 3 |
| #583 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #481 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #468 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #476 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #1165 | CRIMBCO mug | 6 |
| #1252 | CRIMBCO scrip | 25 |
| #1011 | CRIMBCO wine | 6 |
| #791 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 5 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #1871 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #784 | Corpse Island iced tea | 6 |
| #238 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 5 |
| #1975 | Crimbuck | 42 |
| #2092 | Crown of the Goblin King | 8 |
| #287 | DNOTC Box | 1 |
| #925 | Dolphin King's crown | 4 |
| #893 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 3 |
| 🥈 | General Assembly Module | 3 |
| #503 | Go-Wassail | 32 |
| #665 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #282 | SPF 451 lip balm | 8 |
| #536 | Silver Bullet beer | 1 |
| #140 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #1882 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #196 | arrrgyle socks | 14 |
| #168 | asbestos crossbow string | 1 |
| #1842 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #4171 | badass belt | 8 |
| #287 | bag of lard | 4 |
| #437 | banana-frosted king cake | 6 |
| #83 | beholed bedsheet | 8 |
| #768 | bit of clingfilm | 5 |
| #2382 | bottle of goofballs | 8 |
| #3612 | box of sunshine | 18 |
| #321 | breaded beer | 2 |
| #1067 | buckyball | 3 |
| #465 | bungle in the jungle | 1 |
| #1101 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 4 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #701 | candy kneecapping stick | 4 |
| 🥈 | carbonite visor | 1 |
| #244 | chintzy accordion pin | 2 |
| #354 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 2 |
| #507 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #429 | corpse on the beach | 12 |
| #733 | corpsedriver | 6 |
| #420 | corpsetini | 12 |
| #210 | cranberry schnapps | 3 |
| #1317 | dusty Crimbo crate | 2 |
| #2347 | easter egg balloon | 8 |
| #475 | elven cellocello | 31 |
| #1910 | elven suicide capsule | 1 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #138 | ghost beer | 2 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #1477 | giant pinky ring | 6 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1885 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 3 |
| #198 | glass of bourbon | 1 |
| #2511 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #1079 | herringcello | 18 |
| #977 | irradiated candy cane | 5 |
| #693 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #1453 | jawbruiser | 2 |
| #392 | jerky coins | 50 |
| #1109 | knuckle sandwich | 8 |
| #1422 | licorice garrote | 2 |
| #134 | live lobster | 6 |
| #647 | lollipop stick | 20 |
| #326 | marshmallow flambé | 2 |
| #1187 | oozenog | 4 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #814 | penguin focaccia bread | 22 |
| 🥈 | polymorphic fastening apparatus | 1 |
| #421 | purple glowstick | 3 |
| #224 | raffle prize box | 1 |
| #146 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| 🥈 | set of Unobtainium straps | 1 |
| #328 | shiny butcherknife | 2 |
| #1524 | shiny ring | 10 |
| #137 | silent B | 1 |
| #62 | silent G | 1 |
| #481 | silver shrimp fork | 3 |
| 🥈 | slow jam collection | 435 |
| #70 | soy cordial | 6 |
| #818 | spectral pickle | 8 |
| #2372 | spectre scepter | 6 |
| #1099 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #1160 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 7 |
| #138 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 3 |
| #193 | tasty tart | 9 |
| #30 | tattered paper crown | 6 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #361 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| #296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #2772 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #1905 | tofurkey gravy | 3 |
| #1235 | tofurkey leg | 6 |
| #1062 | top | 4 |
| #1357 | towel | 3 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2765 | tree-eating kite | 2 |
| #1159 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #272 | twitching claw | 14 |
| #307 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 5 |
| #210 | witch hat | 4 |
| #296 | wool hat | 5 |
| #439 | yellow glowstick | 3 |
| #683 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 9 |
| #1061 | yellow striped oyster egg | 2 |