| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #151 | CSA all-purpose soap | 2 |
| #155 | CSA bravery badge | 3 |
| #200 | CSA cheerfulness ration | 3 |
| #201 | CSA discount card | 2 |
| #240 | CSA fire-starting kit | 49 |
| #170 | CSA obedience grenade | 3 |
| #199 | CSA scoutmaster's "water" | 2 |
| #168 | Camp Scout pup tent | 2 |
| #3900 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #470 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #852 | anniversary gift box | 5 |
| #178 | bag of GORF | 4 |
| #191 | bag of GORP | 3 |
| #197 | bag of QWOP | 2 |
| #690 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #67 | boiling seal blood | 11 |
| #565 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #208 | cold seal sweat | 11 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #789 | disassembled clover | 32 |
| #1733 | duct tape | 5 |
| #1589 | elven limbos gingerbread | 2 |
| #1946 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #701 | filthy lucre | 51 |
| #636 | flaming feather | 5 |
| #235 | foetid seal tear | 11 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #2538 | golden ring | 5 |
| #34 | half-baked potion | 170 |
| #5202 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| 🥇 | hazardous sauce dosimeter | 1 |
| #2350 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #691 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #2114 | killing feather | 15 |
| #2757 | laser-broiled pear | 5 |
| #1370 | lucky rabbit's foot | 3 |
| #3383 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #397 | old sweatpants | 187 |
| #1757 | oversized fish scaler | 2 |
| #1722 | polyalloy shield | 2 |
| #851 | powdered candy sushi set | 1 |
| #891 | red class ring | 3 |
| #1622 | robotronic egg | 6 |
| 🥈 | soul monocle | 1 |
| #3791 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #899 | sweet mochi ball | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #2470 | unstable laser battery | 12 |
| #2320 | vibrating cyborg knife | 2 |
| #2756 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #497 | wad of cotton | 5 |
| #196 | water purification pills | 3 |
| #755 | white class ring | 5 |
| #615 | witch hat | 1 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |