| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #250 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 2 |
| #1937 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #81 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #51 | ChibiBuddy™ (off) | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1295 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 2 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #14 | Frosty's arm | 3 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #17 | Frosty's old silk hat | 4 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #21 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 2 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #775 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #408 | Microplushie: Bropane | 23 |
| #509 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 5 |
| #385 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 11 |
| #504 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 3 |
| #404 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 18 |
| #321 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 39 |
| #191 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 7 |
| #521 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 8 |
| #454 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 24 |
| #303 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 25 |
| #307 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 32 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #127 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #101 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #52 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 2 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #1594 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #32 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 1 |
| #28 | The Necbromancer's Shorts | 1 |
| #38 | The Necbromancer's Stein | 1 |
| #14 | The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff | 1 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #59 | Uncle Hobo's highest bough | 1 |
| #31 | Wand of Oscus | 3 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #62 | Zombo's shield | 2 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1125 | anniversary gift box | 4 |
| #27 | around the world | 280 |
| #451 | aspirin | 2 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #27 | battered old top-hat | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #76 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| #256 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 5 |
| #274 | box of sunshine | 1,556 |
| #45 | caustic slime nodule | 10 |
| #145 | charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #510 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 3 |
| #68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #50 | clingfilm tangle | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #7 | corroded breeches | 1 |
| #26 | crumpled felt fedora | 1 |
| #8 | devilish folio | 1,466 |
| #78 | double-ice box | 1 |
| #103 | double-ice britches | 1 |
| #170 | double-ice cap | 1 |
| #117 | duct tape | 420 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #256 | duct tape wallet | 1 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #1472 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #313 | epic wad | 1 |
| #49 | exotic parrot egg | 1 |
| #14 | fancy black tie | 1 |
| #14 | fancy tophat | 1 |
| #16 | fancy tuxedo pants | 1 |
| #687 | festive sausage | 2 |
| #72 | filthy lucre | 276 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #501 | frigid mote | 1 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #77 | giant stuffed bugbear | 1 |
| #221 | glacial sapphire | 3 |
| #49 | golden plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #14 | googly-ball hat | 1 |
| #6 | googly-heart hat | 1 |
| #11 | googly-star hat | 1 |
| #70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #1671 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #877 | heart-shaped balloon | 3 |
| #60 | helm of the white knight | 1 |
| #27 | hobo stogie | 1 |
| #866 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #47 | intricate clockwork egg | 1 |
| #259 | left half of a heart necklace | 2 |
| 🥉 | left-handed melodica | 1 |
| #178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
| #16 | malevolent medallion | 1 |
| #173 | mandarina colada | 3 |
| #49 | mirrored aviator shades | 1 |
| #281 | pig-iron shinguards | 1 |
| #253 | pile of useless robot parts | 1 |
| #71 | pixel orb | 1 |
| #27 | plush alielf | 1 |
| #114 | raffle prize box | 3 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #146 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #65 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #25 | rope with some soap on it | 1 |
| #1701 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #126 | secret from the future | 1 |
| #31 | shapeless wide-brimmed hat | 1 |
| #72 | sharpened hubcap | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| 🥇 | spooky eyeliner | 11,000 |
| #372 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 112 |
| #181 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 159 |
| #44 | stuffed Hodgman | 5 |
| #171 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 165 |
| #504 | stuffed Meat | 93 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #488 | stuffed alien blob | 13 |
| #183 | stuffed astral badger | 168 |
| #169 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 182 |
| #114 | stuffed can of asparagus | 250 |
| #189 | stuffed cocoabo | 157 |
| #459 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 15 |
| #578 | stuffed dodecapede | 5 |
| #1170 | stuffed doppelshifter | 8 |
| #192 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 166 |
| #181 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 172 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1658 | stuffed gray blob | 6 |
| #225 | stuffed hand turkey | 141 |
| #485 | stuffed key | 120 |
| #473 | stuffed martini | 18 |
| #154 | stuffed mind flayer | 186 |
| #511 | stuffed mink | 93 |
| #643 | stuffed monocle | 74 |
| #395 | stuffed ninja snowman | 11 |
| #208 | stuffed pocketwatch | 1 |
| #83 | stuffed sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #186 | stuffed scary death orb | 172 |
| #300 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 66 |
| #2675 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 18 |
| #221 | stuffed snowy owl | 141 |
| #181 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 173 |
| #472 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 17 |
| #4242 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 9 |
| #476 | stuffed teddy butler | 98 |
| #540 | stuffed tin of caviar | 86 |
| #539 | stuffed treasure chest | 107 |
| #217 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 145 |
| #91 | sucker hakama | 2 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #102 | sucker tachi | 2 |
| #53 | trousers of the white knight | 1 |
| #46 | vampire pearl earring | 1 |
| #51 | very large caltrop | 1 |
| #8 | villainous scythe | 1 |
| #759 | wad of cotton | 2 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #177 | water-polo cap | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #76 | world's most unappetizing beverage | 1 |
| #552 | worn tophat | 1 |
| #79 | wristwatch of the white knight | 1 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |