| #123 | 25-meat staff | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #1303 | Angry Farmer candy | 16 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1176 | Daffy Taffy | 17 |
| #158 | Gummi-DNA | 8 |
| #522 | Gummi-Gnauga | 3 |
| #54 | Kentucky-fried meat staff | 1 |
| #216 | MSG | 1 |
| #1793 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 13 |
| #282 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #1178 | Rock Pops | 36 |
| #927 | Senior Mints | 3 |
| #6 | Staff of the Deepest Freeze | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #13 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 2 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #14 | Staff of the Woodfire | 1 |
| #437 | Sugar Cog | 4 |
| #1139 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 16 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #511 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 22 |
| #129 | Wolfman Nardz | 12 |
| #1792 | Yummy Tummy bean | 54 |
| #651 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 2 |
| #246 | a little sump'm sump'm | 11 |
| #333 | abandoned candy | 1 |
| #302 | alphabet gum | 5 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #386 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #17 | augmented El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #215 | banana smoothie | 3 |
| #1020 | banana-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #3304 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #4253 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #3022 | box of sunshine | 28 |
| #55 | bubblewrap staff | 1 |
| #901 | candied kobold | 2 |
| #486 | candy brain | 5 |
| #4135 | candy cane | 2 |
| #1061 | candy kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #57 | cardboard staff | 1 |
| #1345 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #278 | chocolate filthy lucre | 15 |
| #596 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 2 |
| #283 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 7 |
| #429 | chrome staff | 1 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #46 | clockwork staff | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #57 | deadly nightshade | 1 |
| #62 | dense meat staff | 1 |
| #108 | ducha de oro | 18 |
| #674 | elven limbos gingerbread | 19 |
| #244 | elven cellocello | 42 |
| #1394 | elven moonshine | 2 |
| #1397 | elven socks | 1 |
| #278 | elven suicide capsule | 39 |
| #194 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #145 | exotic orchid | 1 |
| #49 | exotic parrot egg | 1 |
| #515 | fancy chocolate | 6 |
| #1635 | fancy chocolate car | 5 |
| #1428 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #63 | flypaper staff | 1 |
| #233 | foie gras | 7 |
| #153 | fruitfilm | 3 |
| #160 | fuzzbump | 23 |
| #78 | giant cheesestick | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #37 | giant stuffed bugbear | 2 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #2301 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #410 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 9 |
| #72 | glistening staff | 1 |
| #1387 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #88 | hairy staff | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #479 | herringcello | 30 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #734 | jawbruiser | 4 |
| #1422 | licorice garrote | 2 |
| #438 | linoleum staff | 1 |
| #342 | long-stemmed rose | 4 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #132 | meatspout staff | 1 |
| #159 | mulled cider | 11 |
| #562 | mummy costume | 10 |
| #281 | mummy wrapping | 58 |
| #1211 | nanite-infested candy cane | 8 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #834 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 6 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #648 | night-vision goggles | 3 |
| #1617 | oozenog | 3 |
| #848 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 1 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #410 | papaya sling | 2 |
| #352 | papaya slung | 4 |
| #1238 | passable elf mask | 4 |
| #331 | penguin focaccia bread | 35 |
| #188 | perpendicular hula | 10 |
| #1499 | pixellated candy heart | 3 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #235 | pocketwatch on a chain | 10 |
| #459 | poison pen | 4 |
| #530 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #1183 | pool cue | 1 |
| #74 | poutine pole | 1 |
| #488 | pumpkinhead mask | 13 |
| #557 | ram stick | 1 |
| #123 | ram-battering staff | 1 |
| #90 | rat head balloon | 1 |
| #175 | ribbon candy | 7 |
| #21 | right half of a heart necklace | 20 |
| #154 | roll in the hay | 29 |
| #641 | rum and cola | 1 |
| #91 | salinated mint julep | 11 |
| #327 | salty dog | 30 |
| #92 | sangria | 13 |
| #133 | screwdriver | 20 |
| #437 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 4 |
| #210 | slap and tickle | 13 |
| #148 | slip 'n' slide | 15 |
| #56 | smoldering staff | 1 |
| #72 | soylent staff | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #372 | spiced rum | 1 |
| #277 | spooky staff | 1 |
| #69 | squeaky staff | 1 |
| #307 | star staff | 1 |
| #57 | starchy staff | 1 |
| #53 | strawberry daiquiri | 159 |
| #30 | strawberry wine | 110 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #927 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 47 |
| #69 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 331 |
| #83 | stuffed Hodgman | 3 |
| #74 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 288 |
| #1198 | stuffed Meat | 35 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #306 | stuffed alien blob | 20 |
| #84 | stuffed angry cow | 312 |
| #28 | stuffed astral badger | 838 |
| #83 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 343 |
| #47 | stuffed bandersnatch | 7 |
| #8 | stuffed can of asparagus | 170,103 |
| #161 | stuffed carpenter | 1 |
| #92 | stuffed caterpillar | 2 |
| #89 | stuffed cocoabo | 291 |
| #587 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 11 |
| #325 | stuffed dodecapede | 12 |
| #117 | stuffed dodo | 2 |
| #326 | stuffed doppelshifter | 44 |
| #88 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 303 |
| #86 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 321 |
| #324 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 4 |
| #317 | stuffed gray blob | 149 |
| #81 | stuffed hand turkey | 305 |
| #1501 | stuffed key | 20 |
| #409 | stuffed martini | 22 |
| #82 | stuffed mind flayer | 311 |
| #755 | stuffed mink | 62 |
| #1373 | stuffed monocle | 28 |
| #215 | stuffed ninja snowman | 27 |
| #117 | stuffed pocketwatch | 2 |
| #142 | stuffed porpoise | 1 |
| #83 | stuffed sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #95 | stuffed scary death orb | 289 |
| #156 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 116 |
| #80 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 340 |
| #81 | stuffed snowy owl | 306 |
| #84 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 334 |
| #80 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 98 |
| #133 | stuffed stab bat | 2 |
| #70 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 347 |
| #1021 | stuffed teddy butler | 44 |
| #1064 | stuffed tin of caviar | 42 |
| #1374 | stuffed treasure chest | 24 |
| #78 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 324 |
| #179 | stuffed walrus | 1 |
| #152 | stuffed yeti | 1 |
| #226 | stuffed yo-yo | 3 |
| #424 | stuffed zmobie | 2 |
| #1711 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #259 | teqiwila slammer | 1 |
| #147 | thought balloon | 1 |
| #785 | throwing wrench | 6 |
| #724 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 5 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #6213 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #2731 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2195 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 3 |
| #2780 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #2828 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #4856 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #4866 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #4878 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #2798 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #2202 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 3 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #6227 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4844 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #2725 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4790 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #2787 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #639 | tomato daiquiri | 1 |
| #257 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 6 |
| #514 | vodka and cranberry | 2 |
| #512 | whiskey and cola | 2 |
| #124 | whiskey sour | 21 |
| #788 | white Canadian | 1 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |
| #800 | wolf mask | 7 |
| #491 | wolfman mask | 12 |
| #1456 | x-ray specs | 1 |