| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #35 | Angelhair Culottes | 16 |
| #38 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 16 |
| #186 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 11 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #34 | Boris's key lime pie | 48 |
| #88 | Choker of the Ultragoth | 1 |
| #281 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #72 | Colander of Em-er'il | 16 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #252 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 10 |
| #205 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 3 |
| #92 | Earring of Fire | 1 |
| #38 | Fettris | 1 |
| #148 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 2 |
| #1441 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #61 | Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace | 1 |
| #95 | Ice-Cold Beer Ring | 1 |
| #56 | Ice-Cold Beerring | 1 |
| #630 | Iron Beta of Industry | 10 |
| #36 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 42 |
| #228 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #40 | Mer-kin knucklebone | 5 |
| #72 | Mudflap-Girl Earring | 1 |
| #65 | Mudflap-Girl Necklace | 1 |
| #85 | Mudflap-Girl Ring | 1 |
| #97 | Necrotelicomnicon | 8 |
| #1202 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 2 |
| #86 | Nose Ring of Putrescence | 1 |
| #300 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 7 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #66 | Pendant of Fire | 1 |
| #65 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 15 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #63 | Putrid Pendant | 1 |
| #100 | Ring of Fire | 1 |
| #100 | Ring of the Sewer Snake | 1 |
| #647 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #185 | Sinful Desires | 3 |
| #151 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 5 |
| #42 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 38 |
| #121 | Staff of the Soupbone | 1 |
| #101 | The Ring | 1 |
| #1043 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 3 |
| #72 | Unspeakable Earring | 1 |
| #46 | Yakisoba's hat | 16 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #375 | Zim Merman's guitar | 2 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #1122 | anniversary gift box | 4 |
| #517 | bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #137 | baconstone | 48 |
| #574 | banana-frosted king cake | 4 |
| #277 | bananagate | 25 |
| #451 | bath ball gift set | 11 |
| #268 | beaten-up Chucks | 2 |
| #302 | blue glowstick | 5 |
| #621 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #6713 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #15 | chef-skull-in-the-box | 22 |
| #144 | chintzy noodle ring | 7 |
| #502 | chocolate bath ball | 1 |
| #101 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 19 |
| #1348 | club necklace | 5 |
| #115 | cold hi mein | 8 |
| #20 | consolation ribbon | 1 |
| #882 | diamond necklace | 8 |
| #41 | digital key lime pie | 45 |
| #71 | duct tape wallet | 60 |
| #214 | effluvious emerald | 6 |
| #868 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 8 |
| #86 | filigreed hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #82 | filigreed hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #106 | filigreed hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #25 | fishy fish lasagna | 33 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #708 | ghost cucumber | 63 |
| #221 | glacial sapphire | 3 |
| #16 | gnat lasagna | 55 |
| #211 | golden plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #126 | hamethyst | 53 |
| #1227 | heart necklace | 6 |
| #143 | holiday cheese log | 17 |
| #383 | incense bath ball | 2 |
| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #215 | kumquartz | 32 |
| #21 | long pork lasagna | 28 |
| #198 | longhaired hippy wig | 3 |
| #99 | macaroni duck | 14 |
| #8 | molten medallion | 4 |
| #17 | monstrous monocle | 2 |
| #348 | motivational poster | 12 |
| #403 | paranormal ricotta | 1 |
| #630 | pasta spoon | 27 |
| #248 | pearidot | 27 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #132 | pirate fledges | 1 |
| #329 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #214 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #265 | pork elf goodies sack | 29 |
| #108 | porquoise | 52 |
| #32 | prescription noodles | 3 |
| #92 | pulled porquoise ring | 1 |
| #148 | purple glowstick | 11 |
| #577 | ravioli hat | 32 |
| #238 | really dense meat stack | 26 |
| #147 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #631 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 12 |
| #376 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 18 |
| #462 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 15 |
| #373 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 17 |
| #29 | sausage wonton | 12 |
| #1014 | scroll of pasta summoning | 5 |
| #136 | silver salt-shaker | 1 |
| #92 | sleazy hi mein | 11 |
| #390 | slow jam collection | 11 |
| #83 | solid baconstone earring | 1 |
| #78 | solid baconstone necklace | 1 |
| #24 | solid baconstone ring | 4 |
| #665 | solid gold bowling ball | 24 |
| #125 | space jam | 5 |
| #1622 | spade necklace | 4 |
| #147 | spaghetti cult mask | 9 |
| #87 | spooky hi mein | 12 |
| #1281 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #2245 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #1584 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #2247 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #150 | stainless steel solitaire | 13 |
| #1345 | stainless steel suspenders | 2 |
| #40 | star key lime pie | 39 |
| #164 | steamy ruby | 9 |
| #119 | strawberyl | 54 |
| #53 | string of dingle balls | 1 |
| #418 | stuffed key | 136 |
| #438 | stuffed treasure chest | 130 |
| #255 | tattered paper crown | 3 |
| #118 | toe jam | 5 |
| #70 | tofu wonton | 4 |
| #253 | tourmalime | 28 |
| #125 | traffic jam | 5 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #251 | unearthly onyx | 3 |
| #158 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 10 |
| #589 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #157 | yellow glowstick | 9 |