Museum :: Vlad the Inhaler

Vlad the Inhaler

Rank	Item	Quantity
#956	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	2
#773	334 scroll	2
#1272	Amulet of Yendor	3
#1851	Angry Farmer candy	3
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#781	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	3
#445	Frat Army FGF	2
#440	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
#405	Hippy Army MPE	6
#578	Imp Ale	215
#815	Knob Goblin elite pants	2
#792	Knob Goblin elite polearm	2
#892	Knob Goblin elite shirt	2
#658	Knob Goblin firecracker	14
#596	Knob Goblin love potion	10
#459	Knob Goblin melon baller	2
#648	Knob Goblin pants	8
#199	Knob Goblin perfume	18
#528	Knob Goblin scimitar	12
#406	Knob Goblin seltzer	24
#630	Knob Goblin steroids	6
#482	Knob Goblin superseltzer	6
#717	Knob Goblin tongs	6
#1016	Knoll mushroom	1
#549	Lucky Surprise Egg	4
#815	Mad Train wine	57
#437	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	3
#721	Meleegra™ pills	7
#603	Mohawk wig	7
#428	Monstar energy beverage	5
#158	ND	1
#374	NG	1
#420	PADL Phone	9
#476	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
#701	SPF 451 lip balm	2
#810	Spam Witch sammich	9
#1567	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	5
#1141	Trollhouse cookies	3
#295	Tuesday's ruby	7
#156	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	24
#237	WA	1
#706	Warm Subject gift certificate	18
#615	Zim Merman's guitar	1
#821	adder bladder	1
#1432	amulet of extreme plot significance	1
#655	antique greaves	3
#667	antique helmet	3
#670	antique shield	3
#694	antique spear	3
#1659	awful poetry journal	3
#1645	bag of airline peanuts	3
#1058	bar skin	2
#731	barbed-wire fence	3
#1006	batgut	3
#525	beach glass bead	3
#860	beer bomb	3
#465	beer bong	2
#514	beer helmet	3
#571	bejeweled pledge pin	3
#534	black greaves	2
#547	black helmet	2
#2563	black paisley oyster egg	1
#2110	black plastic oyster egg	1
#2088	black polka-dot oyster egg	1
#734	black snake skin	2
#2665	black striped oyster egg	1
#2554	blue paisley oyster egg	1
#2408	blue plastic oyster egg	1
#2374	blue polka-dot oyster egg	1
#692	blue snowcone	3
#2621	blue striped oyster egg	1
#598	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	3
#1082	bottle of gin	3
#1348	bottle of rum	3
#1132	bottle of tequila	3
#1039	bottle of vodka	3
#1273	bottle of whiskey	3
#411	bottle opener belt buckle	3
#973	bowl of cottage cheese	3
#884	box	3
#1102	boxed wine	3
#2171	brick	3
#1107	broken skull	2
#447	broken sword	3
#516	brown sugar cane	3
#474	bunch of square grapes	3
#504	canopic jar	3
#451	carbonated soy milk	3
#501	carbonated water lily	3
#521	cardboard wakizashi	2
#557	carob chunks	3
#665	catgut	3
#1549	chaos butterfly	3
#825	chef's hat	3
#482	clay peace-sign bead	3
#546	clockwork key	3
#660	clown skin	3
#1104	cocoa eggshell fragment	3
#1074	coconut shell	3
#1010	cog	3
#524	communications windchimes	3
#748	cool mushroom	1
#1067	cranberries	3
#891	dead guy's watch	3
#628	decorative fountain	3
#1294	defective skull	3
#768	demon skin	3
#755	diamond-studded cane	3
#463	didgeridooka	3
#1650	disco ball	2
#1533	disco mask	2
#850	disease	3
#540	displaced fish	3
#449	distressed denim pants	3
#1645	disturbing fanfic	3
#772	draggin' ball hat	2
#572	dried face	3
#581	drum machine	3
#1005	dry noodles	3
#1923	duct tape	3
#883	dusty bottle of Merlot	3
#873	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	3
#880	dusty bottle of Port	3
#967	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	3
#516	empty meat tank	3
#1020	encoder ring	3
#462	energy drink IV	2
#768	evil golden arch	3
#1565	explosion-flavored chewing gum	3
#318	extra-strength strongness elixir	3
#806	f3d0r4	2
#1439	facsimile dictionary	3
#1807	fake fake vomit	2
#1633	fake hand	2
#736	fancy bath salts	3
#1138	fat stacks of cash	2
#561	ferret bait	3
#713	filthy corduroys	3
#691	filthy knitted dread sack	3
#1798	filthy lucre	3
#427	filthy pestle	3
#385	fire poi	3
#724	flaming crutch	3
#886	flaming mushroom	1
#783	flaregun	3
#364	flat dough	3
#704	frightful feather	2
#827	frozen mushroom	1
#650	funky dried mushroom	3
#1300	furry fur	3
#598	gas balloon	2
#529	gauze garter	3
#818	ghuol ears	3
#608	ghuol egg	16
#542	ghuol guolash	10
#344	giant foam finger	5
#905	giant needle	7
#798	glass of goat's milk	2
#791	glowing red eye	5
#572	gnauga hide	4
#672	gnoll lips	2
#554	gnoll teeth	4
#486	gob of wet hair	18
#673	grapefruit	2
#387	green snowcone	26
#876	grouchy restless spirit	2
#984	guy made of bee pollen	1
#135	half-rotten brain	7
#999	handful of hand chalk	6
#277	handful of moss	14
#749	handful of sand	4
#475	handsomeness potion	2
#431	happiness	3
#2507	heart necklace	2
#1063	heavy D	3
#1691	helmet turtle	2
#226	hemp string	78
#327	henna face paint	2
#556	herbs	15
#542	hill of beans	18
#481	hippy medical kit	2
#323	hot date	15
#323	hot katana blade	47
#421	hot wing	126
#959	ice-cold Willer	17
#227	infernal insoles	15
#362	irate sombrero	5
#581	jar of squeeze	1
#1436	jazz soap	5
#1715	joybuzzer	2
#199	jug-o-magicalness	11
#308	keg shield	6
#621	ketchup hound	3
#292	kick-ass kicks	6
#2180	lavender paisley oyster egg	1
#2307	lavender plastic oyster egg	1
#2028	lavender polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1766	lavender striped oyster egg	1
#930	lead necklace	4
#558	leather chaps	2
#338	leather mask	13
#535	leathery bat skin	6
#612	leathery cat skin	5
#905	lemon	9
#467	lihc eye	23
#469	lihc face	7
#591	lime	9
#796	lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	5
#862	little paper umbrella	12
#432	long skinny balloon	13
#637	loose teeth	51
#912	lowercase N	1
#914	magical ice cubes	7
#682	magicalness-in-a-can	1
#421	mariachi G-string	5
#1132	mariachi pants	2
#1000	marzipan skull	4
#1983	mauve paisley oyster egg	1
#2254	mauve plastic oyster egg	1
#1846	mauve polka-dot oyster egg	1
#2384	mauve striped oyster egg	1
#904	meat paste	2
#764	meat stack	9
#823	meat vortex	9
#526	megatofu	3
#745	metallic A	14
#602	miner's pants	2
#268	mojo filter	4
#406	molotov cocktail cocktail	6
#409	monkey wrench	2
#363	mother's little helper	8
#789	moxie weed	4
#459	mullet wig	2
#622	mummy wrapping	8
#382	natural fennel soda	4
#393	ninja hot pants	7
#1363	off-white paisley oyster egg	1
#2534	off-white plastic oyster egg	1
#1734	off-white polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1583	off-white striped oyster egg	1
#444	orange snowcone	20
#945	original G	6
#447	oversized pipe	4
#505	oversized pizza cutter	8
#495	palm frond	6
#851	papaya	3
#1392	pasta spoon	2
#296	patchouli incense stick	77
#343	perforated battle paddle	8
#1322	pet rock "Groucho" disguise	5
#1501	pet rock "Snooty" disguise	5
#254	phat turquoise bead	30
#165	philter of phorce	10
#826	photoprotoneutron torpedo	8
#877	pickle-flavored chewing gum	4
#709	pile of candy	6
#556	pile of dusty animal bones	4
#558	pile of jumping beans	2
#257	pitchfork	12
#702	pointy mushroom	1
#996	probability potion	4
#911	procrastination potion	8
#2034	puce paisley oyster egg	1
#2103	puce plastic oyster egg	1
#2253	puce polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1645	puce striped oyster egg	1
#426	purple snowcone	29
#1363	ravioli hat	2
#820	razor-sharp can lid	3
#2227	red paisley oyster egg	1
#2537	red plastic oyster egg	1
#2205	red polka-dot oyster egg	1
#464	red snowcone	15
#1646	red striped oyster egg	1
#220	reodorant	46
#846	ridiculously huge sword	4
#389	rocky raccoon	23
#1417	roll of toilet paper	18
#1772	rubber emo roe	2
#334	ruby W	41
#449	rusty grave robbing shovel	6
#630	sake bomb	5
#280	sausage bomb	4
#297	savoy truffle	9
#376	scented massage oil	3
#954	scroll of drastic healing	11
#703	scrumptious reagent	22
#1488	seal-clubbing club	2
#225	serum of sarcasm	7
#180	shiny hood ornament	6
#861	skeleton bone	16
#435	smart skull	24
#148	smudged alchemical recipe	3
#1055	soft green echo eyedrop antidote	12
#725	spider web	17
#1010	spooky mushroom	21
#941	spooky stick	3
#579	spring	24
#586	sprocket	25
#792	squashed frog	5
#821	stinky mushroom	1
#1503	stolen accordion	3
#537	strawberry	15
#575	strongness elixir	3
#7820	stuffed Cheshire bitten	2
#8942	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	1
#7830	stuffed astral badger	2
#6372	stuffed baby gravy fairy	4
#6849	stuffed cocoabo	3
#7880	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	2
#8970	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	1
#8977	stuffed hand turkey	1
#7031	stuffed scary death orb	3
#4802	stuffed shoulder parrot	1
#7047	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	3
#8803	stuffed snowy owl	1
#8882	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	1
#3043	stuffed spooky mushroom	1
#8878	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	1
#8891	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	1
#1028	sunken chest	3
#412	suntan lotion of moxiousness	9
#753	super-spiky hair gel	43
#769	swashbuckling pants	2
#707	taco shell	3
#958	tamarind-flavored chewing gum	3
#248	tambourine bells	25
#565	tattered scrap of paper	4
#368	teeny-tiny magic scroll	2
#499	tequila grenade	3
#1181	thin black candle	14
#8191	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	1
#4310	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	1
#4232	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
#2898	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	1
#1550	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	1
#1530	tiny plastic Scream Queen	1
#2947	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	1
#4543	tiny plastic accordion thief	1
#1733	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
#8211	tiny plastic angry goat	1
#8249	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	1
#8127	tiny plastic barrrnacle	1
#8174	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	1
#8094	tiny plastic cocoabo	1
#8220	tiny plastic coffee pixie	1
#4497	tiny plastic disco bandit	1
#8151	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	1
#8186	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	1
#8092	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	1
#1738	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
#8058	tiny plastic grue	1
#4598	tiny plastic hermit	1
#8127	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	1
#8068	tiny plastic killer bee	1
#8200	tiny plastic leprechaun	1
#8101	tiny plastic levitating potato	1
#8111	tiny plastic mosquito	1
#4346	tiny plastic pastamancer	1
#8099	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	1
#4467	tiny plastic sauceror	1
#4450	tiny plastic seal clubber	1
#1559	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
#8224	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	1
#8159	tiny plastic stab bat	1
#8136	tiny plastic star starfish	1
#4037	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	1
#4481	tiny plastic turtle tamer	1
#794	tires	2
#610	titanium assault umbrella	8
#203	tomato juice of powerful power	10
#377	tube of dread wax	6
#598	unidentified jerky	4
#1597	valuable trinket	15
#557	viking helmet	11
#287	vodka martini	4
#266	wad of tofu	20
#586	wang	1
#359	war tongs	3
#631	warm mushroom	1
#801	water pipe bomb	6
#444	whiskey and cola	3
#425	whiskey sour	3
#389	white chocolate chips	22
#260	white collar	5
#706	white lightning	6
#617	white picket fence	3
#463	white satin pants	5
#446	white satin shield	2
#520	white snake skin	13
#446	white sword	7
#1749	whoopie cushion	2
#288	windchimes	29
#260	wine spritzer	3
#1079	wolf mask	2
#219	wonderwall shield	5
#300	wussiness potion	51
#1157	x-ray specs	5
#1800	yellow paisley oyster egg	1
#2818	yellow plastic oyster egg	1
#1328	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1691	yellow snowcone	4
#1637	yellow striped oyster egg	1
#1396	yeti fur	6

Wow, that's 2,718 items total!

what items are this player missing?