Vlad the Inhaler

RankItemQuantity
#9561337 7r0uZ0RZ2
#773334 scroll2
#1272Amulet of Yendor3
#1851Angry Farmer candy3
#491Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket1
#481Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket1
#781Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots3
#445Frat Army FGF2
#440General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket1
#405Hippy Army MPE6
#578Imp Ale215
#815Knob Goblin elite pants2
#792Knob Goblin elite polearm2
#892Knob Goblin elite shirt2
#658Knob Goblin firecracker14
#596Knob Goblin love potion10
#459Knob Goblin melon baller2
#648Knob Goblin pants8
#199Knob Goblin perfume18
#528Knob Goblin scimitar12
#406Knob Goblin seltzer24
#630Knob Goblin steroids6
#482Knob Goblin superseltzer6
#717Knob Goblin tongs6
#1016Knoll mushroom1
#549Lucky Surprise Egg4
#815Mad Train wine57
#437Maxwell's Silver Hammer3
#721Meleegra™ pills7
#603Mohawk wig7
#428Monstar energy beverage5
#158ND1
#374NG1
#420PADL Phone9
#476Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket1
#701SPF 451 lip balm2
#810Spam Witch sammich9
#1567Tasty Fun Good rice candy5
#1141Trollhouse cookies3
#295Tuesday's ruby7
#156Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix24
#237WA1
#706Warm Subject gift certificate18
#615Zim Merman's guitar1
#821adder bladder1
#1432amulet of extreme plot significance1
#655antique greaves3
#667antique helmet3
#670antique shield3
#694antique spear3
#1659awful poetry journal3
#1645bag of airline peanuts3
#1058bar skin2
#731barbed-wire fence3
#1006batgut3
#525beach glass bead3
#860beer bomb3
#465beer bong2
#514beer helmet3
#571bejeweled pledge pin3
#534black greaves2
#547black helmet2
#2563black paisley oyster egg1
#2110black plastic oyster egg1
#2088black polka-dot oyster egg1
#734black snake skin2
#2665black striped oyster egg1
#2554blue paisley oyster egg1
#2408blue plastic oyster egg1
#2374blue polka-dot oyster egg1
#692blue snowcone3
#2621blue striped oyster egg1
#598bottle of Monsieur Bubble3
#1082bottle of gin3
#1348bottle of rum3
#1132bottle of tequila3
#1039bottle of vodka3
#1273bottle of whiskey3
#411bottle opener belt buckle3
#973bowl of cottage cheese3
#884box3
#1102boxed wine3
#2171brick3
#1107broken skull2
#447broken sword3
#516brown sugar cane3
#474bunch of square grapes3
#504canopic jar3
#451carbonated soy milk3
#501carbonated water lily3
#521cardboard wakizashi2
#557carob chunks3
#665catgut3
#1549chaos butterfly3
#825chef's hat3
#482clay peace-sign bead3
#546clockwork key3
#660clown skin3
#1104cocoa eggshell fragment3
#1074coconut shell3
#1010cog3
#524communications windchimes3
#748cool mushroom1
#1067cranberries3
#891dead guy's watch3
#628decorative fountain3
#1294defective skull3
#768demon skin3
#755diamond-studded cane3
#463didgeridooka3
#1650disco ball2
#1533disco mask2
#850disease3
#540displaced fish3
#449distressed denim pants3
#1645disturbing fanfic3
#772draggin' ball hat2
#572dried face3
#581drum machine3
#1005dry noodles3
#1923duct tape3
#883dusty bottle of Merlot3
#873dusty bottle of Pinot Noir3
#880dusty bottle of Port3
#967empty Cloaca-Cola bottle3
#516empty meat tank3
#1020encoder ring3
#462energy drink IV2
#768evil golden arch3
#1565explosion-flavored chewing gum3
#318extra-strength strongness elixir3
#806f3d0r42
#1439facsimile dictionary3
#1807fake fake vomit2
#1633fake hand2
#736fancy bath salts3
#1138fat stacks of cash2
#561ferret bait3
#713filthy corduroys3
#691filthy knitted dread sack3
#1798filthy lucre3
#427filthy pestle3
#385fire poi3
#724flaming crutch3
#886flaming mushroom1
#783flaregun3
#364flat dough3
#704frightful feather2
#827frozen mushroom1
#650funky dried mushroom3
#1300furry fur3
#598gas balloon2
#529gauze garter3
#818ghuol ears3
#608ghuol egg16
#542ghuol guolash10
#344giant foam finger5
#905giant needle7
#798glass of goat's milk2
#791glowing red eye5
#572gnauga hide4
#672gnoll lips2
#554gnoll teeth4
#486gob of wet hair18
#673grapefruit2
#387green snowcone26
#876grouchy restless spirit2
#984guy made of bee pollen1
#135half-rotten brain7
#999handful of hand chalk6
#277handful of moss14
#749handful of sand4
#475handsomeness potion2
#431happiness3
#2507heart necklace2
#1063heavy D3
#1691helmet turtle2
#226hemp string78
#327henna face paint2
#556herbs15
#542hill of beans18
#481hippy medical kit2
#323hot date15
#323hot katana blade47
#421hot wing126
#959ice-cold Willer17
#227infernal insoles15
#362irate sombrero5
#581jar of squeeze1
#1436jazz soap5
#1715joybuzzer2
#199jug-o-magicalness11
#308keg shield6
#621ketchup hound3
#292kick-ass kicks6
#2180lavender paisley oyster egg1
#2307lavender plastic oyster egg1
#2028lavender polka-dot oyster egg1
#1766lavender striped oyster egg1
#930lead necklace4
#558leather chaps2
#338leather mask13
#535leathery bat skin6
#612leathery cat skin5
#905lemon9
#467lihc eye23
#469lihc face7
#591lime9
#796lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum5
#862little paper umbrella12
#432long skinny balloon13
#637loose teeth51
#912lowercase N1
#914magical ice cubes7
#682magicalness-in-a-can1
#421mariachi G-string5
#1132mariachi pants2
#1000marzipan skull4
#1983mauve paisley oyster egg1
#2254mauve plastic oyster egg1
#1846mauve polka-dot oyster egg1
#2384mauve striped oyster egg1
#904meat paste2
#764meat stack9
#823meat vortex9
#526megatofu3
#745metallic A14
#602miner's pants2
#268mojo filter4
#406molotov cocktail cocktail6
#409monkey wrench2
#363mother's little helper8
#789moxie weed4
#459mullet wig2
#622mummy wrapping8
#382natural fennel soda4
#393ninja hot pants7
#1363off-white paisley oyster egg1
#2534off-white plastic oyster egg1
#1734off-white polka-dot oyster egg1
#1583off-white striped oyster egg1
#444orange snowcone20
#945original G6
#447oversized pipe4
#505oversized pizza cutter8
#495palm frond6
#851papaya3
#1392pasta spoon2
#296patchouli incense stick77
#343perforated battle paddle8
#1322pet rock "Groucho" disguise5
#1501pet rock "Snooty" disguise5
#254phat turquoise bead30
#165philter of phorce10
#826photoprotoneutron torpedo8
#877pickle-flavored chewing gum4
#709pile of candy6
#556pile of dusty animal bones4
#558pile of jumping beans2
#257pitchfork12
#702pointy mushroom1
#996probability potion4
#911procrastination potion8
#2034puce paisley oyster egg1
#2103puce plastic oyster egg1
#2253puce polka-dot oyster egg1
#1645puce striped oyster egg1
#426purple snowcone29
#1363ravioli hat2
#820razor-sharp can lid3
#2227red paisley oyster egg1
#2537red plastic oyster egg1
#2205red polka-dot oyster egg1
#464red snowcone15
#1646red striped oyster egg1
#220reodorant46
#846ridiculously huge sword4
#389rocky raccoon23
#1417roll of toilet paper18
#1772rubber emo roe2
#334ruby W41
#449rusty grave robbing shovel6
#630sake bomb5
#280sausage bomb4
#297savoy truffle9
#376scented massage oil3
#954scroll of drastic healing11
#703scrumptious reagent22
#1488seal-clubbing club2
#225serum of sarcasm7
#180shiny hood ornament6
#861skeleton bone16
#435smart skull24
#148smudged alchemical recipe3
#1055soft green echo eyedrop antidote12
#725spider web17
#1010spooky mushroom21
#941spooky stick3
#579spring24
#586sprocket25
#792squashed frog5
#821stinky mushroom1
#1503stolen accordion3
#537strawberry15
#575strongness elixir3
#7820stuffed Cheshire bitten2
#8942stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech1
#7830stuffed astral badger2
#6372stuffed baby gravy fairy4
#6849stuffed cocoabo3
#7880stuffed flaming gravy fairy2
#8970stuffed frozen gravy fairy1
#8977stuffed hand turkey1
#7031stuffed scary death orb3
#4802stuffed shoulder parrot1
#7047stuffed sleazy gravy fairy3
#8803stuffed snowy owl1
#8882stuffed spooky gravy fairy1
#3043stuffed spooky mushroom1
#8878stuffed stinky gravy fairy1
#8891stuffed undead elbow macaroni1
#1028sunken chest3
#412suntan lotion of moxiousness9
#753super-spiky hair gel43
#769swashbuckling pants2
#707taco shell3
#958tamarind-flavored chewing gum3
#248tambourine bells25
#565tattered scrap of paper4
#368teeny-tiny magic scroll2
#499tequila grenade3
#1181thin black candle14
#8191tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#4310tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#2898tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#1530tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#1733tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#8211tiny plastic angry goat1
#8249tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8127tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#8174tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#8094tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8220tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#4497tiny plastic disco bandit1
#8151tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8186tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8092tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#8058tiny plastic grue1
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#8127tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#8068tiny plastic killer bee1
#8200tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8101tiny plastic levitating potato1
#8111tiny plastic mosquito1
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#8099tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#1559tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#8224tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#8159tiny plastic stab bat1
#8136tiny plastic star starfish1
#4037tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#794tires2
#610titanium assault umbrella8
#203tomato juice of powerful power10
#377tube of dread wax6
#598unidentified jerky4
#1597valuable trinket15
#557viking helmet11
#287vodka martini4
#266wad of tofu20
#586wang1
#359war tongs3
#631warm mushroom1
#801water pipe bomb6
#444whiskey and cola3
#425whiskey sour3
#389white chocolate chips22
#260white collar5
#706white lightning6
#617white picket fence3
#463white satin pants5
#446white satin shield2
#520white snake skin13
#446white sword7
#1749whoopie cushion2
#288windchimes29
#260wine spritzer3
#1079wolf mask2
#219wonderwall shield5
#300wussiness potion51
#1157x-ray specs5
#1800yellow paisley oyster egg1
#2818yellow plastic oyster egg1
#1328yellow polka-dot oyster egg1
#1691yellow snowcone4
#1637yellow striped oyster egg1
#1396yeti fur6

Wow, that's 2,718 items total!

what items are this player missing?