| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #128 | CSA all-purpose soap | 6 |
| #146 | CSA bravery badge | 5 |
| #176 | CSA cheerfulness ration | 6 |
| #175 | CSA discount card | 6 |
| #198 | CSA fire-starting kit | 75 |
| #161 | CSA obedience grenade | 6 |
| #173 | CSA scoutmaster's "water" | 6 |
| #154 | Camp Scout pup tent | 5 |
| #2742 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #131 | Mer-kin sneakmask | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #155 | Mt. Noob Pale Ale | 1 |
| #533 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 15 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥇 | Tickle-Me Emilio | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #139 | aerated diving helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #1122 | anniversary gift box | 4 |
| #163 | bag of GORF | 8 |
| #179 | bag of GORP | 6 |
| #172 | bag of QWOP | 6 |
| #1020 | banana-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #698 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #690 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| 🥇 | blank note | 1 |
| #67 | boiling seal blood | 11 |
| #92 | brand new key | 1 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| #714 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #208 | cold seal sweat | 11 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #713 | disassembled clover | 44 |
| #2324 | duct tape | 1 |
| #1393 | elven moonshine | 2 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| #1410 | filthy lucre | 10 |
| #235 | foetid seal tear | 11 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #872 | glowing red eye | 3 |
| #2538 | golden ring | 5 |
| #147 | half-baked potion | 15 |
| #182 | handful of Crotchety Pine needles | 1 |
| #5202 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #1234 | hobo nickel | 3 |
| #19 | ice skate decoy | 1 |
| #2350 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #15 | ink bladder | 200 |
| #605 | insanely spicy bean burrito | 1 |
| #691 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #2696 | laser-broiled pear | 6 |
| #146 | octopus's spade | 1 |
| #314 | old sweatpants | 236 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #1956 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #1889 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1722 | polyalloy shield | 2 |
| #851 | powdered candy sushi set | 1 |
| #1174 | radium-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #1365 | robotronic egg | 12 |
| #2294 | sawblade fragment | 12 |
| #1034 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #296 | scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker | 9 |
| #939 | scroll of drastic healing | 12 |
| 🥇 | seal medal | 1 |
| #375 | smoking grass | 100 |
| #3789 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #152 | straw hat | 1 |
| #928 | super-spiky hair gel | 16 |
| #35 | sushi-rolling mat | 1 |
| #899 | sweet mochi ball | 1 |
| #684 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #818 | ten-leaf clover | 5 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddyâ„¢ | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2470 | unstable laser battery | 12 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2320 | vibrating cyborg knife | 2 |
| #2625 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 2 |
| #565 | wad of cotton | 4 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #177 | water purification pills | 6 |
| #86 | water-polo mitt | 1 |
| #740 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 17 |
| #615 | witch hat | 1 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |