| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #835 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #1228 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #843 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #1568 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 7 |
| #1257 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #96 | Belt of Howling Anger | 5 |
| #453 | Bling of the New Wave | 3 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1990 | Boss Bat britches | 3 |
| #1501 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #282 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 2 |
| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #175 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #82 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #51 | ChibiBuddy™ (off) | 1 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #96 | Cloak of Dire Shadows | 4 |
| #1480 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #320 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 2 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #1102 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #950 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #214 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #1145 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #669 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #119 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #129 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #145 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #623 | Jocko Homo's head | 3 |
| #725 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #551 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 2 |
| #228 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #527 | Lederhosen of the Night | 2 |
| #247 | Misty Cape | 5 |
| #257 | Misty Cloak | 4 |
| #381 | Misty Robe | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #1202 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 2 |
| #216 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #40 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 2 |
| #99 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #1270 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #106 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #194 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #1463 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #514 | Safari Jack's moustache | 3 |
| #1139 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
| #122 | Skullhead's Screw | 1 |
| #618 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #703 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 2 |
| #249 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #438 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 3 |
| #205 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #1120 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #375 | Zim Merman's guitar | 2 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #181 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #187 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #852 | anniversary gift box | 5 |
| #2548 | badass belt | 19 |
| #268 | beaten-up Chucks | 2 |
| #570 | booty chest charrrm | 4 |
| #1072 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #1576 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #279 | longhaired hippy wig | 2 |
| #212 | natty blue ascot | 2 |
| #132 | pirate fledges | 1 |
| #973 | really dense meat stack | 5 |
| #1703 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #1228 | solid gold bowling ball | 9 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #1711 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #932 | stainless steel skullcap | 4 |
| #1049 | stainless steel slacks | 4 |
| #1325 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #1345 | stainless steel suspenders | 2 |