| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #279 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #256 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #223 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #295 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #225 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #785 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #112 | BRICKO pearl | 1 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #521 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #1368 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1483 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #651 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #347 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 2 |
| #1674 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #1134 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #1574 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #963 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #128 | Super Weight-Gain 9000 | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #472 | Wolfman Nardz | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #519 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 3 |
| #2045 | baconstone | 2 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #679 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #385 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 1 |
| #956 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #1999 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1029 | candy knuckles | 3 |
| #596 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 2 |
| #580 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #1667 | elven cellocello | 10 |
| #1560 | elven suicide capsule | 10 |
| #761 | fake blood | 1 |
| #410 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #347 | figurine of a charred seal | 9 |
| #215 | figurine of a cold seal | 30 |
| #296 | figurine of a stinking seal | 7 |
| #333 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 2 |
| #160 | figurine of an ancient seal | 5 |
| #181 | figurine of an armored seal | 1 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #2296 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #214 | gingerbread house | 3 |
| #1934 | hamethyst | 2 |
| #1140 | herringcello | 17 |
| #1071 | jawbruiser | 3 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #491 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1421 | licorice garrote | 2 |
| #491 | mulled cider | 1 |
| #992 | mummy costume | 1 |
| #292 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 15 |
| #528 | off-white striped oyster egg | 5 |
| #1597 | old sweatpants | 9 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #636 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1287 | puce paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #755 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #1101 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
| #1514 | red paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1138 | roll of toilet paper | 33 |
| #310 | shrinking powder | 1 |
| #190 | six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2248 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #599 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #5208 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 6 |
| #4533 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 8 |
| #5714 | stuffed angry cow | 5 |
| #5813 | stuffed astral badger | 5 |
| #5771 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #5191 | stuffed cocoabo | 6 |
| #5316 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 6 |
| #5826 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 5 |
| #4903 | stuffed hand turkey | 7 |
| #5755 | stuffed mind flayer | 5 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #5816 | stuffed scary death orb | 5 |
| #2454 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 6 |
| #5355 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 6 |
| #5605 | stuffed snowy owl | 5 |
| #5328 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #1049 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 8 |
| #4923 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 7 |
| #6346 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #535 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3989 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #2810 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #6226 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #820 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #2805 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3062 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3066 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4021 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3977 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #6167 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6142 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #6187 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #6239 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #6155 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #2795 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #6148 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #6170 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #2800 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2796 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #2783 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #6200 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #6166 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #2894 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #1027 | wolfman mask | 1 |
| #85 | yellow glowstick | 15 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |