| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #256 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #223 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #295 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #225 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #1044 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #521 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #582 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1053 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #619 | CRIMBCO scrip | 265 |
| #1938 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #1368 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1215 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 2 |
| #1352 | Crimbo candied pecan | 1 |
| #1381 | Crimbo fudge | 1 |
| #1366 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #2315 | Crimbuck | 13 |
| #347 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 18 |
| #189 | Dogsgotnonoz pills | 1 |
| #36 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 4 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #85 | Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog | 1 |
| #629 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #1134 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #1574 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1269 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #963 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #5 | Spooky Putty sheet | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #598 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1379 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #522 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 3 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #250 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #47 | V for Vivala mask | 1 |
| #1954 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #330 | Workytime Tea | 6 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #916 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #1425 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #690 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #510 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #565 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #679 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #408 | burnt flower | 1 |
| #956 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #96 | caustic slime nodule | 4 |
| #56 | chamoisole | 1 |
| #268 | cyclops eyedrops | 1 |
| #385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #106 | disease | 198 |
| #349 | disturbing fanfic | 421 |
| #413 | donkey flipbook | 2 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #761 | fake blood | 1 |
| #1008 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #686 | festive sausage | 2 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #987 | floaty sand | 1 |
| #148 | freezerburned ice cube | 2 |
| #239 | giant glass of brandy | 2 |
| #54 | haiku katana | 2 |
| #3055 | handful of confetti | 7 |
| #133 | hardened slime belt | 1 |
| #148 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
| #143 | hardened slime pants | 1 |
| #867 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #45 | leather aviator's cap | 1 |
| #105 | little box of fireworks | 1 |
| #99 | lucky ball-and-chain | 1 |
| 🥇 | mayfly bait necklace | 1 |
| #49 | mirrored aviator shades | 1 |
| #1339 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #992 | mummy costume | 1 |
| #12 | mummy mask | 73 |
| #435 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #133 | packet of mayfly bait | 1 |
| #428 | paperclip | 100 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #531 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #1101 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
| #845 | quantum taco | 1 |
| #681 | scented massage oil | 1 |
| #192 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 13 |
| #310 | shrinking powder | 1 |
| #121 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 2 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #8937 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8942 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8861 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8948 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8970 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8977 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8911 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8940 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4802 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8961 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8803 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8882 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8878 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8891 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #724 | tasty tart | 1 |
| #535 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #509 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #999 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 1 |
| #1700 | tiny house | 1 |
| #463 | tiny maracas | 1 |
| #625 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #615 | witch hat | 1 |
| #1027 | wolfman mask | 1 |