| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #583 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #621 | CRIMBCO scrip | 265 |
| #1937 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1213 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 2 |
| #1348 | Crimbo candied pecan | 1 |
| #1379 | Crimbo fudge | 1 |
| #1363 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #2311 | Crimbuck | 13 |
| #347 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 18 |
| #190 | Dogsgotnonoz pills | 1 |
| #37 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 4 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #89 | Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog | 1 |
| #628 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #1133 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #5 | Spooky Putty sheet | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1376 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #524 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 3 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #48 | V for Vivala mask | 1 |
| #1953 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #332 | Workytime Tea | 6 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #509 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #564 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #680 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #407 | burnt flower | 1 |
| #956 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #96 | caustic slime nodule | 4 |
| #58 | chamoisole | 1 |
| #268 | cyclops eyedrops | 1 |
| #385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #104 | disease | 198 |
| #349 | disturbing fanfic | 421 |
| #414 | donkey flipbook | 2 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #761 | fake blood | 1 |
| #1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #687 | festive sausage | 2 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #989 | floaty sand | 1 |
| #148 | freezerburned ice cube | 2 |
| #239 | giant glass of brandy | 2 |
| #53 | haiku katana | 2 |
| #3050 | handful of confetti | 7 |
| #134 | hardened slime belt | 1 |
| #150 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
| #143 | hardened slime pants | 1 |
| #866 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #47 | leather aviator's cap | 1 |
| #107 | little box of fireworks | 1 |
| #100 | lucky ball-and-chain | 1 |
| 🥇 | mayfly bait necklace | 1 |
| #49 | mirrored aviator shades | 1 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #992 | mummy costume | 1 |
| #12 | mummy mask | 73 |
| #434 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #134 | packet of mayfly bait | 1 |
| #427 | paperclip | 100 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #530 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #1101 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
| #843 | quantum taco | 1 |
| #683 | scented massage oil | 1 |
| #190 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 13 |
| #309 | shrinking powder | 1 |
| #123 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 2 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #724 | tasty tart | 1 |
| #536 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #1002 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 1 |
| #1702 | tiny house | 1 |
| #463 | tiny maracas | 1 |
| #625 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |
| #1028 | wolfman mask | 1 |