| #922 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1741 | Breathetasticâ„¢ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #57 | Hanukkimbo dreidl | 1 |
| #990 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1052 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #1006 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #892 | Knob Goblin visor | 1 |
| #163 | Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #202 | Now and Earlier | 23 |
| #843 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #793 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #249 | Tiki lighter | 2 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #2405 | Valentine | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #886 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #895 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #905 | antique shield | 1 |
| #946 | antique spear | 1 |
| #185 | baconstone earring | 1 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #5462 | badass belt | 4 |
| #1063 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #3980 | box of sunshine | 14 |
| #590 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1103 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1110 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #203 | bunch of bananas | 25 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #254 | cheap wind-up clock | 1 |
| #865 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 10 |
| #202 | clownskin harness | 1 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #777 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #849 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #891 | dead guy's watch | 3 |
| #262 | deck of tropical cards | 2 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #895 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #3267 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #1009 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #1000 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #970 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #268 | floral print shirt | 1 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #427 | furry pants | 1 |
| #1640 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1516 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #1169 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #116 | hamethyst bracelet | 2 |
| #198 | hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #205 | hamethyst necklace | 2 |
| #133 | hamethyst ring | 2 |
| #5202 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #7 | ice skates | 1 |
| #426 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #134 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #790 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #785 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #858 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #248 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 23 |
| #1889 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #288 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #162 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #211 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #186 | porquoise eyebrow ring | 1 |
| #294 | porquoise necklace | 1 |
| #251 | porquoise ring | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #309 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1130 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #802 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #1679 | solid gold bowling ball | 5 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #310 | star buckler | 1 |
| #606 | star hat | 1 |
| #330 | star pants | 1 |
| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
| #8943 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8864 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8975 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8950 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #952 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8941 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8804 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8884 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8893 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #963 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #42 | time helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #141 | time sword | 1 |
| #43 | time trousers | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1808 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #2893 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #127 | tiny plastic sword | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #895 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #1245 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |