| #1117 | Angry Farmer candy | 27 |
| #243 | Angry Farmer's Wife Candy | 4 |
| #830 | Bulky Buddy Box | 3 |
| #63 | Cookbook of the Damned | 8 |
| #601 | Daffy Taffy | 48 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #2740 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #349 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 22 |
| 🥈 | General Assembly Module | 3 |
| #723 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 3 |
| #633 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 4 |
| #690 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 3 |
| #597 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 5 |
| #397 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #444 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #1758 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 3 |
| #1364 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 26 |
| #83 | Necrotelicomnicon | 9 |
| #1315 | Rock Pops | 29 |
| #963 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #114 | Sinful Desires | 6 |
| #70 | Steal This Candy | 56 |
| #864 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 33 |
| #281 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 12 |
| #228 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #878 | Yummy Tummy bean | 198 |
| #350 | alphabet gum | 4 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #679 | arrrgyle socks | 2 |
| #584 | awful poetry journal | 116 |
| #1234 | bar skin | 1 |
| #1205 | bit of clingfilm | 2 |
| #193 | black eyedrops | 4 |
| #851 | black snake skin | 1 |
| #621 | borg sock monkey | 2 |
| #376 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 2 |
| #465 | bottle of antifreeze | 2 |
| #419 | bottle of pirate juice | 2 |
| #266 | bottle of realpagne | 1 |
| #1380 | brine | 1 |
| #1067 | buckyball | 3 |
| #1205 | can of Binarrrca | 5 |
| #320 | candied kobold | 10 |
| 🥈 | carbonite visor | 1 |
| #2111 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #722 | clown skin | 2 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #476 | cyborg doll | 3 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #923 | demon skin | 1 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1622 | dill | 1 |
| #532 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #1853 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #1168 | dollhive | 3 |
| #731 | duct tape | 37 |
| #92 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #1041 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 1 |
| #1062 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #1060 | dusty bottle of Port | 1 |
| #1015 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #5138 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #276 | fetid feather | 32 |
| #82 | filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") | 60 |
| #331 | flaming feather | 30 |
| #419 | flirtatious feather | 11 |
| #163 | flytrap pellet | 1 |
| #310 | frightful feather | 29 |
| #320 | frozen feather | 31 |
| #1922 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #616 | gyroscope | 4 |
| #5199 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #566 | handful of sand | 11 |
| #386 | handful of sawdust | 8 |
| #366 | handful of walnuts | 3 |
| #861 | hellion cube | 1 |
| 🥈 | hi-density nylocite leg armor | 1 |
| #428 | hippopotamus skin | 1 |
| #721 | iGoogly | 20 |
| #1588 | immense cyborg hand | 3 |
| #683 | irate sombrero | 1 |
| 🥈 | kevlateflocite helmet | 1 |
| #1197 | killing feather | 38 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| 🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
| 🥈 | laser targeting chip | 1 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #743 | leathery bat skin | 1 |
| #694 | leathery cat skin | 3 |
| #513 | leathery rat skin | 2 |
| #270 | library card | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #334 | marionette collective | 2 |
| #615 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #1500 | monomolecular yo-yo | 5 |
| #1120 | mylar scout drone | 3 |
| #2043 | nanite-infested candy cane | 4 |
| #1415 | nanite-infested eggnog | 4 |
| #2618 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #2030 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #315 | nanofiber cloth | 18 |
| #3382 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #114 | ornate ancient cursed key | 2 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #1955 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #974 | penguin skin | 7 |
| #383 | phonics down | 179 |
| #701 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 14 |
| #1207 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #630 | pile of candy | 8 |
| #1394 | polyalloy shield | 3 |
| 🥈 | polymorphic fastening apparatus | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #439 | roboduck-on-a-string | 3 |
| #577 | robotronic egg | 49 |
| #3637 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2225 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 3 |
| #3648 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #775 | sawblade fragment | 56 |
| 🥈 | set of Unobtainium straps | 1 |
| #5208 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 6 |
| #5739 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 5 |
| #5714 | stuffed angry cow | 5 |
| #5813 | stuffed astral badger | 5 |
| #8948 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #5191 | stuffed cocoabo | 6 |
| #1579 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #5316 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 6 |
| #6350 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 4 |
| #1950 | stuffed gray blob | 4 |
| #4903 | stuffed hand turkey | 7 |
| #4272 | stuffed mind flayer | 9 |
| #5816 | stuffed scary death orb | 5 |
| #3037 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 4 |
| #7841 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #5158 | stuffed snowy owl | 6 |
| #6997 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #2369 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 2 |
| #6285 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #4901 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 7 |
| #397 | stunt nuts | 3 |
| #498 | synthetic stuffing | 13 |
| #1222 | teddy borg | 4 |
| #368 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 2 |
| #509 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #3989 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3062 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3977 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #276 | toothbrush | 4 |
| #334 | toy deathbot | 3 |
| #479 | toy hoverpad | 28 |
| #418 | toy maglev monorail | 3 |
| #491 | twinkly nuggets | 2 |
| #514 | twinkly wad | 116 |
| #1340 | unstable laser battery | 39 |
| #1487 | vibrating cyborg knife | 5 |
| #673 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #639 | white snake skin | 9 |
| #432 | witty rapier | 3 |
| #554 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 11 |
| #378 | yohohoyo | 4 |