| #2351 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 4 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2094 | Crown of the Goblin King | 8 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #1134 | Drowsy Sword | 11 |
| #405 | Hollandaise helmet | 2 |
| #1110 | Iron Beta of Industry | 3 |
| #1722 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 11 |
| #1567 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #865 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #761 | Wand of Nagamar | 4 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #312 | belemnite fossil | 15 |
| #7446 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #1844 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1712 | disco mask | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1301 | empty agua de vida bottle | 1 |
| #720 | giant discarded bottlecap | 6 |
| #1921 | giant discarded plastic fork | 2 |
| #966 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 3 |
| #1042 | giant pinky ring | 11 |
| #2394 | handful of confetti | 12 |
| #1389 | heart of the volcano | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #723 | lucky rabbit's foot | 9 |
| #387 | mariachi hat | 2 |
| #1434 | obsidian dagger | 10 |
| #255 | old school flying disc | 1 |
| #2057 | old sweatpants | 2 |
| #316 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 10 |
| #1003 | saucepan | 16 |
| #853 | seal-skull helmet | 3 |
| #1445 | shiny ring | 11 |
| #1416 | solid gold bowling ball | 7 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #420 | spark plug earring | 2 |
| #2250 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #2879 | toast | 6 |
| #825 | towel | 9 |
| #1732 | useless powder | 3 |