| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #445 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #89 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1416 | Cloaca-Cola | 2 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1364 | Crimbuck | 285 |
| #443 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #83 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #57 | Frosty's nailbat | 2 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #584 | Knob Goblin spatula | 3 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #129 | New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #520 | Newbiesport™ tent | 1 |
| #127 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #65 | Wand of Oscus | 2 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #25 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 2 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #622 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #533 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #185 | barskin tent | 1 |
| #27 | battered old top-hat | 1 |
| #5241 | box of sunshine | 6 |
| #2369 | brick | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #1061 | candy kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #462 | candy knuckles | 5 |
| #795 | club necklace | 9 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #246 | cottage | 1 |
| #62 | delicious shimmering moth | 51 |
| #140 | delicious stinkbug | 2 |
| #435 | dented harmonica | 1 |
| #1363 | diamond necklace | 5 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #2014 | elven cellocello | 2 |
| #1114 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #1811 | fancy chocolate car | 2 |
| #4015 | handful of confetti | 3 |
| #2504 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #1656 | herringcello | 8 |
| #38 | house of twigs and spit | 1 |
| #237 | interesting-looking twig | 4 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #609 | lewd playing card | 3 |
| #1828 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #551 | marshmallow | 13 |
| #109 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #105 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #108 | mole molé | 1 |
| #286 | mummy costume | 24 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #1159 | pair of bolt cutters | 2 |
| #1056 | passable elf mask | 5 |
| #1585 | penguin focaccia bread | 8 |
| #286 | petrified wood | 35 |
| #286 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #159 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #72 | pixel shield | 1 |
| #209 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #99 | plump juicy grub | 50 |
| #20 | potted cactus | 30,293 |
| #47 | propeller beanie | 1 |
| #295 | pumpkinhead mask | 25 |
| #2133 | roll of toilet paper | 2 |
| #1759 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 4 |
| #2217 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 3 |
| #1839 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 4 |
| #2119 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 3 |
| #140 | scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker | 164 |
| #161 | scrumptious ice ant | 1 |
| #190 | six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #324 | spooky bark | 43 |
| #304 | spooky sap | 29 |
| #2591 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 18 |
| #2622 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 18 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #2621 | stuffed angry cow | 18 |
| #2541 | stuffed astral badger | 19 |
| #3394 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 13 |
| #2404 | stuffed cocoabo | 20 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #3090 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 15 |
| #3398 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 13 |
| #2983 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #2927 | stuffed hand turkey | 16 |
| #3558 | stuffed mind flayer | 12 |
| #1743 | stuffed scary death orb | 30 |
| #2269 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 22 |
| #2289 | stuffed snowy owl | 21 |
| #2911 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 16 |
| #450 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 18 |
| #2336 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 21 |
| #1832 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 28 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #42 | tempura broccoli | 2 |
| #1334 | throwing wrench | 2 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #275 | useless powder | 580 |
| #315 | wolfman mask | 22 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #168 | yummy death watch beetle | 2 |
| #51 | zen motorcycle | 1 |