JayDuck the Mildly Interesting

RankItemQuantity
#456Better Than Cuddling Cake4
#1056Bulky Buddy Box2
#249Happy Birthday, Claude! cake5
#481LED block2
#396Miniborg beeper1
#362Miniborg hiveminder1
#394Miniborg laser1
#443Miniborg stomper1
#405Miniborg strangler1
#525Order of the Silver Wossname1
#1229Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster4
#1463Retenez L'Herbe Paté1
#114Russian Ice1
#2088black polka-dot oyster egg1
#621borg sock monkey2
#1272buckyball2
#141centipede eggs32
#905club necklace8
#20consolation ribbon1
#593cyborg doll2
#1825cyborg stompin' boot1
#1595diamond necklace4
#1081disco ball11
#998disco mask11
#1312dollhive2
#431duct tape86
#1116enchanted leopard-print barbell4
#3938gingerbread bugbear1
#683gingerbread mutant bugbear6
#2777golden ring1
#419green balloon5
#908gyroscope2
#926heart necklace8
#1159helmet turtle11
#1465iGoogly2
#2351immense cyborg hand1
#720irradiated candy cane6
#2543killing feather1
#747mariachi pants11
#334marionette collective2
#1763monomolecular yo-yo2
#1341mylar scout drone2
#1211nanite-infested candy cane8
#1414nanite-infested eggnog4
#2618nanite-infested fruitcake2
#2029nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear3
#1038nanofiber cloth2
#2534off-white plastic oyster egg1
#1734off-white polka-dot oyster egg1
#1582off-white striped oyster egg1
🥇old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie1
#1956oversized fish scaler1
#896pasta spoon11
#35perpendicular hula with a fly in it11
#739personal massager1
#2127polyalloy shield1
#16pompadour'd puppy2
#2034puce paisley oyster egg1
#2103puce plastic oyster egg1
#2253puce polka-dot oyster egg1
#1645puce striped oyster egg1
#887ravioli hat11
#2227red paisley oyster egg1
#2536red plastic oyster egg1
#2205red polka-dot oyster egg1
#1646red striped oyster egg1
#620roboduck-on-a-string2
#1965robotronic egg1
#2677rogue swarmer1
#1764rubber WWBD? bracelet4
#1108rubber WWJD? bracelet7
#1124rubber WWSPD? bracelet7
#1484rubber WWtNSD? bracelet5
#1269sandwich of the gods4
#1117saucepan11
#2589sawblade fragment1
#988seal-clubbing club11
#576seal-skull helmet11
#1174spade necklace6
#699spices11
#1092stolen accordion11
#2112stuffed Cheshire bitten23
#1588stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech32
#1863stuffed angry cow27
#2544stuffed astral badger19
#1762stuffed baby gravy fairy30
#577stuffed can of asparagus5
#1144stuffed cocoabo42
#578stuffed dodecapede5
#1272stuffed flaming gravy fairy40
#1228stuffed frozen gravy fairy42
#1556stuffed gray blob7
#1688stuffed hand turkey31
#1525stuffed mind flayer34
#1715stuffed ninja snowman1
#2296stuffed scary death orb22
#736stuffed shoulder parrot29
#2471stuffed sleazy gravy fairy20
#1668stuffed snowy owl30
#1714stuffed spooky gravy fairy30
#423stuffed spooky mushroom19
#246stuffed stab bat1
#1635stuffed stinky gravy fairy31
#1359stuffed undead elbow macaroni38
#1007synthetic stuffing2
#1592teddy borg2
#1323theoretical string2
#3987tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf1
#3929tiny plastic Axe Wound1
#3115tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth1
#3176tiny plastic Beelzebozo1
#3935tiny plastic Black Knight1
#3177tiny plastic Bonerdagon1
#3076tiny plastic Boss Bat1
#8188tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#3120tiny plastic Felonia1
#3829tiny plastic G Imp1
#3952tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser1
#3872tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester1
#3907tiny plastic Hellion1
#3881tiny plastic Iiti Kitty1
#3958tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter1
#3872tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl1
#3909tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist1
#3893tiny plastic Knott Yeti1
#3858tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy1
#3870tiny plastic Protagonist1
#3904tiny plastic Spam Witch1
#3890tiny plastic Spunky Princess1
#3061tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski1
#3064tiny plastic The Man1
#3925tiny plastic Trouser Snake1
#3854tiny plastic XXX pr0n1
#4540tiny plastic accordion thief1
#4020tiny plastic angry bugbear1
#8208tiny plastic angry goat1
#3939tiny plastic anime smiley1
#3972tiny plastic apathetic lizardman1
#3977tiny plastic astronomer1
#8248tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8122tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#3962tiny plastic beanbat1
#4474tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#8172tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#3922tiny plastic blooper1
#3952tiny plastic brainsweeper1
#3905tiny plastic briefcase bat1
#8091tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8217tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#3173tiny plastic conservationist hippy1
#3910tiny plastic cubist bull1
#3934tiny plastic demoninja1
#4495tiny plastic disco bandit1
#3875tiny plastic drunk goat1
#3844tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus1
#3908tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker1
#3919tiny plastic fluffy bunny1
#3922tiny plastic fruit golem1
#8149tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8183tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8090tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#3901tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers1
#3858tiny plastic goth giant1
#8055tiny plastic grue1
#3893tiny plastic handsome mariachi1
#4595tiny plastic hermit1
#8124tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#8065tiny plastic killer bee1
#3890tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box1
#8198tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8099tiny plastic levitating potato1
#3835tiny plastic lobsterfrogman1
#8107tiny plastic mosquito1
#3995tiny plastic ninja snowman1
#4343tiny plastic pastamancer1
#8098tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4463tiny plastic sauceror1
#3890tiny plastic scary clown1
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#3849tiny plastic senile lihc1
#3951tiny plastic smarmy pirate1
#3836tiny plastic spiny skelelton1
#8222tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#3935tiny plastic spooky vampire1
#8157tiny plastic stab bat1
#8133tiny plastic star starfish1
#3859tiny plastic taco cat1
#3857tiny plastic topiary golem1
#4479tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#3840tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni1
#3870tiny plastic warwelf1
#3848tiny plastic whitesnake1
#3846tiny plastic zmobie1
#420toast2,463
#477toy deathbot2
#1445toy hoverpad2
#546toy maglev monorail2
#1151turtle totem11
#2813unstable laser battery1
#365urinal cake5
#669vanilla-frosted king cake1
#2588vibrating cyborg knife1
#256vinegar-soaked lemon slice61
#2756vitachoconutriment capsule1
#452white balloon5
#1799yellow paisley oyster egg1
#2817yellow plastic oyster egg1
#1328yellow polka-dot oyster egg1

Wow, that's 3,623 items total!

what items are this player missing?